- Joined
- Mar 9, 2005
- Messages
- 4,206
- Location
- British Columbia
- Main Job
- Secondary Job
- Third Job
- FFXIV
- Mirewen
Hey shorty. Things going great, just got a promotion at work. ^.^b (I know its off topic but this thread is going to beans anyway).
SE = Lame! Once again Maintenance on a U.S. holiday
- Thread starter Kiere
- Start date
-
- Tags
- holiday lame maintenance
- Joined
- May 2, 2005
- Messages
- 3,544
- Age
- 42
- Location
- North Syracuse, New York
- Nation Banner
- Main Job
- Secondary Job
- Third Job
- Linkshell
- KeitaroPrime
- FFXIV
- Tiael
Indeed it is, anyways I've been doin nothin much in FF, cept twiddling my thumbs when I am on, and afking most of the time, patiently waiting for ToAU(5months thus far!) and only 2 more to go :O Least I have a slew of single player rpgs to tide me over during these maintenances(on-topic!) and until ToAU heh.
Have you ever found yourself feeling alone? Stranded? With nobody to turn to? Sitting in a corner, curled in a little ball and crying because you cannot connect to PoL or possibly even into FFXI due to maintenance or emergency down-time? Then boy do I have the answer for you!
New, from Reality (the makers of 'It's like that' and 'Shit Happens'), comes a revolutionary new product that will make you forget your woes! It's called "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly."
Easy to use, highly portable! You can do it in the car, in the shower, at work, school, lunch, the possibilities are endless!
Wherever you go, "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" is guranteed to occupy hours, if not days of your time you could have spent doing something productive.
And if you act now, we'll throw in a free, yes free, instructional manual on how to use common household objects instead of your fist!
Use of "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" may cause dizziness, drowsiness, internal bleeding, inability to reproduce correctly, impotence, shortness of breath, tunnel vision, vomitting, and possibly death. Please consult your physician to see if "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" is right for you. "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" is tradmark Reality INC 2006. All rights reserved.
New, from Reality (the makers of 'It's like that' and 'Shit Happens'), comes a revolutionary new product that will make you forget your woes! It's called "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly."
Easy to use, highly portable! You can do it in the car, in the shower, at work, school, lunch, the possibilities are endless!
Wherever you go, "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" is guranteed to occupy hours, if not days of your time you could have spent doing something productive.
And if you act now, we'll throw in a free, yes free, instructional manual on how to use common household objects instead of your fist!
Use of "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" may cause dizziness, drowsiness, internal bleeding, inability to reproduce correctly, impotence, shortness of breath, tunnel vision, vomitting, and possibly death. Please consult your physician to see if "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" is right for you. "Punching yourself in the crotch repeatedly" is tradmark Reality INC 2006. All rights reserved.