ShamWow guy beats up prostitute; going to prison

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

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I guess she didn't...

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love his nuts?
 
This guy is creepy beyond reasoning. I am not surprised.
 
LMAO! I laughed so hard when I read the title to this thread. Me and my friends have talked to much shit about that ShamWoW guy whenever his commercial played.

I'm surprised he needed to pay a hooker for sex though. You'd think being the "ShamWow guy" would get you an endless supply of poon.
 
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Gotta chose your hookers carfully.
 
Holy shit, he looks so dirty and old manish without all that makeup caked on his face.
 
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Pfft, ScamWow couldn't even soak the ugly outta him.
 
Interesting how that works out. The woman attacks him and he's in jail for battery?
 
They were both arrested, but neither are going to be prosecuted. According to the article at least.
 
...that ShamWoW guy always looked like a creeper to me...I cringed whenever the commercial came on, no lie...
 
Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)

Anyone else catch this?

Hopefully next that fruit who always yells from the OXYCLEAN! commercials will be found in his trunk naked after being chloroformed and robbed by a transvestite
 
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