Shinra Online and Stupidity.

Trippyhippy

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So, I'm over at Shinra Online, per Nox, and I'm looking through some posts, trying to find one that's worth my time, when I come up on this post where people are saying pizza is best in NYC and Chicago.

I know both places are famous for their pizza, but it's ridiculous to say that the quality of pizza can't be achieved anywhere else. I feel like I can argue my point, violently if necessary as it is in one of 3 (4?) flameboards.

The argument is that the water is better in those places than in other cities and it makes better dough. Let me repeat that. The say the water in NYC and Chicago is better than other cities around the US, and it makes better pizza.

Easy target. I go at him peregrine style at first and then switch over and give it a touch of Rones. Hilarity ensues.

It starts on page 9, the rest of the thread is crap, but it gets funny after I break in. Here is a link to the page where it starts.

http://www.shinraonline.com/board/showthread.php?t=164553&page=9

Flameboard veterans should enjoy it, but you may lose some intelligence from reading the thread.
 
Pizza is actually the best in Queens and Brooklyn with the remaining NYC boroughs comming in a close third, but far above Chicago and the rest of the USA in quality.

NYC Water = great pizza and bagels but its very hard and it sucks for drinking and for showering.
 
Oh, I didn't say it wasn't good, they do have some tasty pizza. I'm just saying the water has nothing to do with it and the pizza could easily be reproduced if the person making it packs up shop and moved to Arizona.
 
idk about chicago, but Im not gonna say NYC pizza is my favorite. Ive been to NYC on several occasions, and I believe my good ol' momma's pizza owns NYC's.
 
lol, Nice work trippy. I honestly thought about fucking "hector" up and putting him in his place... but to be honest, I gauged the situation, and guessed that it could be equated to "banging my head against a wall over and over and over and over."
 
this is dufus shinras site also right? Should know with the 3 idiots they have produced on this board their clientel wouldn't be all that bright.

Oh, and 4 corners pizza> you.
 
I loved the "Damn, If i was trippy i'd be regestering a new name to post under after that"

Because the "that" isnt even all that, and it doesn't even succed at its original intent of disproving the source you posted.

Man, even Peregrine could make a fool out of these people.
 
I loved the "Damn, If i was trippy i'd be regestering a new name to post under after that"

Because the "that" isnt even all that, and it doesn't even succed at its original intent of disproving the source you posted.

Man, even Peregrine could make a fool out of these people.

I know, right? He knows I came from another message board and is hoping to get me to post a link so he can come troll here. Not bloody likely, although I would like to see him try :spiteful:
 
I know, right? He knows I came from another message board and is hoping to get me to post a link so he can come troll here. Not bloody likely, although I would like to see him try :spiteful:

Dude, do it. It'd be as if he walked into a wall of chainsaw blades. If QCDN can boast anything, its that we can beat the snot out of idiots.
 
Speaking of Pere, make sure to check out the FFXI GameFAQs (PC version) from time to time. He posts by the name benjjjjjjamin or some shit (I honestly forget how many j's it is). Funny stuff.
 
Seriously, point them the way.

I haven't had any fresh meat in months.

On topic: School-pizza = Win.

Hate me all you want.

Edit: mexican style school pizza = almost better than sex, and just about as greasy. Also chalk full of win.
 
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I agree with the school pizza.

I just prefer it in more of a stick form than a slice form.
 
Send the mofuggers loose on us, theres too many of us to name who would love to rip them a new one. Anyway, your making me want to go join because of that fact that its like a bunch of Isotope and Peregrines, except with an IQ of about (guestimate) 20 points lower. YAY
 
Shit, on second thought after parusing the board i feel stupider than before. God help us all.
 
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