Signs you've been playing too much FFXI

"Signs you've been playing too much FFXI"

When the ingame sun hurts your eyes.

When you complain about other peoples gear.

When you leave a party before you even kill a single mob because it's not the perfect group.

When you sit in your LS and constantly tell people "I'm bored".

When you talk about you boyfriend/girlfriend who are in game people you do not know in RL.

When you have a sig like Lecreusets aka Lefuckhat.

Just off the top of my head. I'll post some more later.
 
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When You completely fail at a game easy to do by not taking the time to do something as simple as AH drops from your parties.
 
when you go to china town and actually see this:

goldfarmer.jpg
 
Cecilx said:
When you quit school at the age of 7 to play FFXI, in which causes your grammar to look like the following.
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When you try to use the grammar of a person who scored 660/800 ( wrong number. had a blonde moment) on the english section of the SAT essentially meaning they beat the scores of 91% of the people that had taken the examination during that year as a distraction from the multiple shortcomings you have as a player.
 
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When you make sure your properly equipped before leaving your house.
 
"Signs you've been playing too much FFXI"

Khajit said:
When you try to use the grammar of a person who scored 660/690 on the english section of the SAT as a distraction from the multiple shortcomings you have as a player.
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When the only education you have is from talking to the NPCs in the Aurastery in Windurst.

When you do the "Making the Grade" quest in Windurst and think you've scored 660/690 on an english section of an imaginary SAT.

When your grammar, knowledge of the game, lame comebacks, and elitist attitude is so horrible your epic stupidity gets used in message board signatures.
 
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You're not awesome. A bot is more awesome than you. Shit, you have to manually do all this work. So the amount of moderator time is equal to the amount of your own time wasted. Which makes you more retarded than awesome. Good going awesome retard.
 
Cecilx said:
"Signs you've been playing too much FFXI"



When the only education you have is from talking to the NPCs in the Aurastery in Windurst.

When you do the "Making the Grade" quest in Windurst and think you've scored 660/690 on an english section of an imaginary SAT.

When you're grammar, knowledge of the game, lame comebacks, and elitist attitude is so horrible your epic stupidity gets used in message board signatures.
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Lol Your grammar fucking blows. So does your signature, Mr. Mullet, just like your grammar.
 
Khajit said:
When you try to use the grammar of a person who scored 660/690 on the english section of the SAT as a distraction from the multiple shortcomings you have as a player.
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lol there are plenty of morons who did well on the SAT that cant speak english.


ie 95% of the asians that go to my school (UCI). they all do very well in school, and tests, but if you try to talk to any of them, you wont undersatnd a damn fucking work of their shitty ass broken azn english.

sounds like a different language
 
When you have a dream of getting some cool gear in FFXI, wake up, realize you don't actually have that piece... and then really wake up. Which just happened. -_-;;
 
Best sign that you play FFXI too much is when you read 14 pages of signs for playing FFXI too often while trying to logg in the game desperately to do Dynamis while RL friends want to go out with you whom you told that you don't have time and after finding out connection won't be built you still don't join them but go on trying while you read the flameboard posts to "roflga" from them.

BTW. another sign is when you add a -ga to all that does not only apply to only 1 person
 
When you think the SAT english section is out of 690 not 800.
 
When your FFXI pr0n folder requries more memory than FFXI itself. coughIKARIcough
 
When you can tell everything that's going on in the game by the music and sound effects alone.
 
i got a couple.
When you put your gamer name onto clothing. One of my friends is guilty of this.
and when you put your SN on a signiture line. I did this at a job interview once, and the guy looked at me weird and said "Hey, didn't we P.T. last night?"
 
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