Sissy boy Paddington

[Valcristiel]

This isn't that hard to understand lol YOu just have to be more diverse out there in the real world people. Especially with friends who I talk to like this. I was able to understand this 100% lol and don't pretend you don't know what he's saying you hear this all over T.V., Video games , and out there in the streets depending where you live. In the mall, clubs, etc lol then again most of you never been there. Nevermind lol just don't stereotype.

You LET em know wuts up Yusuke lmao hahaha don't change the way you conversate like a bunch of people who do after just to fit in. Just be yourself
Doesn't take a Highly qualified professor to figure out what they're saying ... damn just ignore it if you can't understand it.. rather than posting and whining how you can't. Thank you that is all haha

 

[Sneakypants]

Exactly...Real world.
It doesn't matter how you talk in the real world at all right?

Try this example:

"Yo yo, I'm fixxin' ta git me a job, yo. Can you dig, up in this piece, how a nigga is feelin'. Igotsta git me some bread dogg, just some cheddah dawggg. Hook me up wit this job yo. I need this shit. I got skillz. Yo bidnessz woood do SO much bettah wit my phat skillz, cuz I gots mad game AND flava. I relates to da customers all crazy G. That's right. I got this locked down."


Yeah.
No legitimate company that can offer you anything would respond to this statement, or anything like it, with anything more than, "We'll call you."

In the real world you'll always need to fit in just a bit. Make no mistake about that. The workplace is VERY diverse, but I guarantee you nobody talks that way. It's not professional in the least. It's a fucking joke. People that embrace this form of "communication" are as fit for a spot in the real world as a penguin is likely to beat up a polar bear.

Clueless. Anyone who supports this, based on "diversity" is equally clueless.

And yes, based on the numerous responses that laugh at and discredit this kind of speech and language, in this thread alone, it's safe to say that if you actually want to be heard here on QCDN, you need to speak English.

If you only care about appealing to the 5 or so other dipshits here that insist on talking this way, knock yourself out. But expect to hear shit like this, and don't act fucking surprised.

Someone add this shit to the "Gimp" thread in GD.

 

[Ya boy Yusuke]

Whats up bitches. I just got in from school, i couldnt wait to see what u pussys had to say!! Sneakypants, ur a stupid retarded ass muthafucka. This is how i talk and im gonna keep talking like this regardless of u pussy ass bitches on this website. If u wasnt so busy being a dick, u could understand what the fuck im saying. Thatz like me saying i cant understand half u bitches cuz yall use large words and shit, bitch i dont talk like that but i still get what the fuck yall be saying, i can still feel it, ya know what im saying? My boy Val put it in great words, Diversity u bitches. Not everyone is a faggot ass muthafucka like you. If u took yo bitch ass outside and u fags was not on that game 24/7, u would hear niggas who talk like me... well not like me cuz u aint from where im from but u would hear something similar bitch!! SO, sneakypants, if u cant understand what the fuck i just said let me talk like you bitches for one second. here we go..

If u didnt play final fantasy XI all day and u had a real life, you would encounter individuals who use the same dialect as me. Regardless of where you live, you are bound to meet someone who speaks somewhat along the lines of the words and phrases i use. Could not be exactly like me because you are not from where im from and different regions, states, citys, hoods, etc. use different slang! Not everyone is a well educated college graduate or a bookworm like those of you who choose to use large words because you feel it makes you look smarter or something. Some of us are real everyday people and this is how we talk. If you dont like my speech, you can suck my dick bitch!!!

Mann, hows that for proper english pussys. I know yall can understand that shit. c'mon, give me some credit, u pussys thought i didnt have it in me. I showed u bitches.

Ravic, ima chop it up for you too. here u go bitch:

The reason that i type man as "mann" is to stress the way i say it. I dont pronounce it as man, the way i say it is more along the lines of mane or main. So therefore me saying mann is equivalent to ur version of man. Its a Texas thing, some of that southern dialect for your ass. Catch up if you didnt already know!!

Mann, that boy did it again. I know u motherfuckers is suprised, im actually a smart kidd mann. im sick w/ it.

Sad thing is, where the fuck is paddington? did yall tell that bitch what i said. when i get on my mule tommorrow, ima tell him what im doing to his shit haha.

Please respond to my post you citizens of QCDN. I am loving my conversation w/ you all and i hope to hear from you again. Peace and love bitches!!

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!! FUCK YO COUCH!!

3RD COAST BORN, THAT MEANS WE TEXAS RAISED!
TEXAS MUTHAFUCKA, THATZ WHERE I STAY!!

 

[Falsey]

Whats up bitches. I just got in from school, i couldnt wait to see what u pussys had to say!! Sneakypants, ur a stupid retarded ass muthafucka. This is how i talk and im gonna keep talking like this regardless of u pussy ass bitches on this website. If u wasnt so busy being a dick, u could understand what the fuck im saying. Thatz like me saying i cant understand half u bitches cuz yall use large words and shit, bitch i dont talk like that but i still get what the fuck yall be saying, i can still feel it, ya know what im saying? My boy Val put it in great words, Diversity u bitches. Not everyone is a faggot ass muthafucka like you. If u took yo bitch ass outside and u fags was not on that game 24/7, u would hear niggas who talk like me... well not like me cuz u aint from where im from but u would hear something similar bitch!! SO, sneakypants, if u cant understand what the fuck i just said let me talk like you bitches for one second. here we go..

If u didnt play final fantasy XI all day and u had a real life, you would encounter individuals who use the same dialect as me. Regardless of where you live, you are bound to meet someone who speaks somewhat along the lines of the words and phrases i use. Could not be exactly like me because you are not from where im from and different regions, states, citys, hoods, etc. use different slang! Not everyone is a well educated college graduate or a bookworm like those of you who choose to use large words because you feel it makes you look smarter or something. Some of us are real everyday people and this is how we talk. If you dont like my speech, you can suck my dick bitch!!!

Mann, hows that for proper english pussys. I know yall can understand that shit. c'mon, give me some credit, u pussys thought i didnt have it in me. I showed u bitches.

Ravic, ima chop it up for you too. here u go bitch:

The reason that i type man as "mann" is to stress the way i say it. I dont pronounce it as man, the way i say it is more along the lines of mane or main. So therefore me saying mann is equivalent to ur version of man. Its a Texas thing, some of that southern dialect for your ass. Catch up if you didnt already know!!

Mann, that boy did it again. I know u motherfuckers is suprised, im actually a smart kidd mann. im sick w/ it.

Sad thing is, where the fuck is paddington? did yall tell that bitch what i said. when i get on my mule tommorrow, ima tell him what im doing to his shit haha.

Please respond to my post you citizens of QCDN. I am loving my conversation w/ you all and i hope to hear from you again. Peace and love bitches!!

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!! FUCK YO COUCH!!

3RD COAST BORN, THAT MEANS WE TEXAS RAISED!
TEXAS MUTHAFUCKA, THATZ WHERE I STAY!!

LOL You said Sneaky plays FF all day. Hes lucky to get on once a week, "brotha". 8-D.

Picking on Sneaky is way out of your league dude, just drop it now, say you sorry and move on.

Lol fucking kids, what is the world comming to?

 

[Messiah]

Exactly...Real world.
It doesn't matter how you talk in the real world at all right?

Try this example:

"Yo yo, I'm fixxin' ta git me a job, yo. Can you dig, up in this piece, how a nigga is feelin'. Igotsta git me some bread dogg, just some cheddah dawggg. Hook me up wit this job yo. I need this shit. I got skillz. Yo bidnessz woood do SO much bettah wit my phat skillz, cuz I gots mad game AND flava. I relates to da customers all crazy G. That's right. I got this locked down."


Yeah.
No legitimate company that can offer you anything would respond to this statement, or anything like it, with anything more than, "We'll call you."

In the real world you'll always need to fit in just a bit. Make no mistake about that. The workplace is VERY diverse, but I guarantee you nobody talks that way. It's not professional in the least. It's a fucking joke. People that embrace this form of "communication" are as fit for a spot in the real world as a penguin is likely to beat up a polar bear.

Yes... but this isn't a workplace. This is not professional. :S These are just forums. And.. well if you don't understand what he's saying then just don't bother in reading and replying that you don't understand. It's useless. You can't change a person. :S Just my opinion.

 

[random hero]

o shit nigga these some real OG from the hood, we bought to stab some white cracka ass mouthafuckas

 

[Sneakypants]

Yes... but this isn't a workplace. This is not professional. :S These are just forums. And.. well if you don't understand what he's saying then just don't bother in reading and replying that you don't understand. It's useless. You can't change a person. :S Just my opinion.

Oh boy, here I am reading and replying.
How come you didn't quote the last part of my post that took this topic out of the workplace and into acceptance here on the forum?

Answer: Because you wanted to pad your own argument and win over the lemmings tha haven't read everything thoroughly.

Yes it's pathetic. You can shut ass now.



The goal isn't to change. The goal is to inform the misinformed.
I care only so much to accomplish that. I said my part, which is fact. Some silly sam talking bastard comes along and thinks he'll win society over...With what? Retardation? Diversity? Wake up.

 

[random hero]

Exactly...Real world.
It doesn't matter how you talk in the real world at all right?

Try this example:

"Yo yo, I'm fixxin' ta git me a job, yo. Can you dig, up in this piece, how a nigga is feelin'. Igotsta git me some bread dogg, just some cheddah dawggg. Hook me up wit this job yo. I need this shit. I got skillz. Yo bidnessz woood do SO much bettah wit my phat skillz, cuz I gots mad game AND flava. I relates to da customers all crazy G. That's right. I got this locked down."


Yeah.
No legitimate company that can offer you anything would respond to this statement, or anything like it, with anything more than, "We'll call you."

In the real world you'll always need to fit in just a bit. Make no mistake about that. The workplace is VERY diverse, but I guarantee you nobody talks that way. It's not professional in the least. It's a fucking joke. People that embrace this form of "communication" are as fit for a spot in the real world as a penguin is likely to beat up a polar bear.

Clueless. Anyone who supports this, based on "diversity" is equally clueless.

And yes, based on the numerous responses that laugh at and discredit this kind of speech and language, in this thread alone, it's safe to say that if you actually want to be heard here on QCDN, you need to speak English.

If you only care about appealing to the 5 or so other dipshits here that insist on talking this way, knock yourself out. But expect to hear shit like this, and don't act fucking surprised.

Someone add this shit to the "Gimp" thread in GD.

damn your a dumbass cause when bitches got that mad flow they just become rappers or just sell crack!

 

[Sneakypants]

Whats up bitches. I just got in from school, i couldnt wait to see what u pussys had to say!! Sneakypants, ur a stupid retarded ass muthafucka. This is how i talk and im gonna keep talking like this regardless of u pussy ass bitches on this website. If u wasnt so busy being a dick, u could understand what the fuck im saying. Thatz like me saying i cant understand half u bitches cuz yall use large words and shit, bitch i dont talk like that but i still get what the fuck yall be saying, i can still feel it, ya know what im saying? My boy Val put it in great words, Diversity u bitches. Not everyone is a faggot ass muthafucka like you. If u took yo bitch ass outside and u fags was not on that game 24/7, u would hear niggas who talk like me... well not like me cuz u aint from where im from but u would hear something similar bitch!! SO, sneakypants, if u cant understand what the fuck i just said let me talk like you bitches for one second. here we go..

If u didnt play final fantasy XI all day and u had a real life, you would encounter individuals who use the same dialect as me. Regardless of where you live, you are bound to meet someone who speaks somewhat along the lines of the words and phrases i use. Could not be exactly like me because you are not from where im from and different regions, states, citys, hoods, etc. use different slang! Not everyone is a well educated college graduate or a bookworm like those of you who choose to use large words because you feel it makes you look smarter or something. Some of us are real everyday people and this is how we talk. If you dont like my speech, you can suck my dick bitch!!!

Mann, hows that for proper english pussys.

IF that last part is a question, the answer is that it sucks ass. You have quite a bit of work to do.

The rest of your stumblings, I take as a compliment. At no point should we be agreeing. It's not my fault if large words scare you. If you don't understand large words, the next time you feel like abbreviating one, try looking it up instead...Yes, in a "dictionary".



Keep telling people here, employers, and yo momma to "suck your dick", because that really wins people over. You missed the part about diversity completely. You obviously want to be accepted for "who you are", but the problem is that you'll find very few people who will stick up for your behavior and your communication skills in the real world.

The comparisons and connections you've tried to make are, how do you say, "Whack?"

There's a big difference between one liners and your entire vocabulary. All I am saying is that "diversity" like your speech just isn't accepted universally. It's cool man. I talk to my homies differently than I do to the rest of society. It's what you do to fit in just enough that people don't instantly think you're a fucking moron.

Keep your dick sucking, yo homie mann, and faggot comments to you and your cronies. As was mentioned before, that's simply not diversity.

Pop a cap if ya want. Daddy catches that shit with his teeth.

 

[Sneakypants]

damn your a dumbass cause when bitches got that mad flow they just become rappers or just sell crack!

Well you've got my vote.



After so many generations of evolution, it's really fucking sad to know there's more than one of you. A 6 shooter could take care of every last one of you though.

 

[ziphor]

this thread made me roflcopter...

"Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine!"
you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!
SA DA TAY!

N' Thatz fo' realz...

 

[Trelution]

 

[Sneakypants]

Here is the only argument for teaching Ebony Phonics in schools I agree with:

A school's official recognition that its students speak Ebonics is a positive step toward assisting those students to achieve a "standard English" proficiency. Turning a blind eye to the fact that American students speak dialects or even other languages simply makes the problem worse. It is sound educational practice to take into account the fact that children enter school from diverse backgrounds and with varying levels of skills and knowledge. The use of ebonics is a building block to success.


I agree with it, because it addresses diversity and different backgrounds. It acknowledges that everyone comes from a different place. It also acknowledges that its very purpose is "assisting those students to achieve a "standard English" proficiency."

The best statement made about this admits that teaching Ebonics would really just be a way to make certain people feel like they were accepted while they are taught to step up to the real world. Anything less would be failure.

The reason Ebonics isn't accepted, is because it's a step down for the quiet masses.

The second I speak up about it I am told that I can suck dicks, and that I am a fag, and that I should plan on having my white ass stabbed. lol
Think about yourselves for a moment. Idiocy does not equal diversity. Do not spout off the word diversity, with your academy award winning tears in your eyes and think you're convincing anyone. You aren't diverse. You're a jackass.

Someone referenced some mad phat rappers or some shit...Yeah, ok.
If you weren't talentless hacks, you'd be laying down some beats and selling them.


Reality called. It wants its voice and common sense back.

 

[Braydon]

Exactly...Real world.
It doesn't matter how you talk in the real world at all right?

Try this example:

"Yo yo, I'm fixxin' ta git me a job, yo. Can you dig, up in this piece, how a nigga is feelin'. Igotsta git me some bread dogg, just some cheddah dawggg. Hook me up wit this job yo. I need this shit. I got skillz. Yo bidnessz woood do SO much bettah wit my phat skillz, cuz I gots mad game AND flava. I relates to da customers all crazy G. That's right. I got this locked down."


Yeah.
No legitimate company that can offer you anything would respond to this statement, or anything like it, with anything more than, "We'll call you."

I can see Yusuke now.

Yusuke> I'm keepn it real, fo shillzile. Yo, you want fries with that?

 

[Ya boy Yusuke]

Sneaky, sounds to me like you pussied out and you dont wanna argue w/ me anymore. U giving up already? i knew u was a busta ass muthafucka. And im not really a bad dude mann. Yall automatically label me as a jackass or a ignorant bastard cuz of how I talk lol. I get along w/ alot of people in this game mann, just u bitches on here that judge me from my speech, that some ho shit mann. Yall some pussys and thatz a ho move, u showin me ho tendencies like paddington haha. But pretty much, i will keep my suck my dick and all that shit to me, u just stay the fuck out my way pussy. U dont want it w/ me sneaky, get the fuck out the way when u see the bus coming baby. Im 6'0, 130 lbs of muscle kid haha. And u cant even fuck w/ me on a forum, u bitching out and tellin me dont talk to u. What a bitch. And i dont need a gat for yo bitch ass mann, but if i did u wouldnt catch shit. 16 in yo body and 1 in yo dome pussy haha!!

And the part about society thinking im an idiot, bitch this is a motherfucking game, a fuckin forum w/ motherfuckers who play the game just like me. I aint tryna impress you bitches, i said it like 4 times mann. I aint worried about u bitches that get on here and say im dumb cuz i talk weird or whatever. you niggas is some lames mann. I dont like about 4/6 of the motherfuckers in here anyway, u can think im a dumbass crack attic if you want kid, wouldnt bother me cuz u aint shit but a punk ass bitch haha!!

In closing, sneaky is a pussy, dont come at me and say keep my speech to myself. U stepped to me pussy. But im done for now. write back so i can educate u pussies some more!!

Gangsta Communications 101!! And yo teacher is me, the Pimp known as Foolywayne pussies. Grab a seat and shut the fuck up while i take u on a ride!!

 

[Braydon]

And the part about society thinking im an idiot, bitch this is a motherfucking game, a fuckin forum w/ motherfuckers who play the game just like me. I aint tryna impress you bitches, i said it like 4 times mann. I aint worried about u bitches that get on here and say im dumb cuz i talk weird or whatever. you niggas is some lames mann. I dont like about 4/6 of the motherfuckers in here anyway, u can think im a dumbass crack attic if you want kid, wouldnt bother me cuz u aint shit but a punk ass bitch haha!!!

You should care what society thinks, because society isn't going to change for you. You must fit inside of it, and the better you do, the more sucessful you will be. Judging by your progress, your gonna be flipping burgers for most of your life, so while I may be a punk ass bitch, I'm a punk ass bitch who's gonna have his #2 supersized, so put you apron on, your little namebadge, and get me a large coke.

 

[Daveman]

You are as clever as you are coherent.

Hold up mann, is that a compliment? I mean i dont know what coherent means mann. I think that was a vocab word in Middle School. Aint it like my ability to understand or some shit, let me go look it up right quick bigbaby lol, brb................ hmm, ok. Logically connected or consistent. I go w/ definition 2, yes i am consistent cuz this is me. Aint no faking to it, this is what comes out when i open my mouth mann. Same shit, all day everyday mann. I aint gotta try and make shit up, im tellin yall this is me, when yall fool's gonna see?

Anyway, i will take that as a compliment i guess Bigbaby!!! Appreciate that one there homie!!!

The irony...


Now for my real message!

---
Yusuke you kinda -have- to adjust to your enviroment or else you'll get heavy resistance. If you wanna type like that, it's your choice, but don't expect to be accepted everywhere, there're alot of forums out there where everyone types like that, and someone talking like me would be ridiculed.

I was born and raised in Jamaica Queens New York. I speak the very same way you type to certain people (including old friends and my cousin). But with my current group of friends I speak differently, when I'm talking to a teacher I sound very much like I'm typing now. When I'm talking to my parents and alot of familiy, I speak in spanish.

Think of your speech as it's own language, and you have to adjust it for this enviroment. Just like I wouldn't talk spanish to friends, or I wouldn't curse all around when talking to my parents. You shouldn't really talk like that to people on this forum. I'm still always the same person no matter how I talk, I just adjust to my surroundings. If you don't adjust, don't be suprised when you get outcasted, stereotyped, and ridiculed for being different.

 

[Audino]

Rockstar games called, they want you back.

 

[Ravic]

Southern Dialect? I know a thing or two about Southern dialects, as my girlfriend was born in Georgia, lived there for a number of years, and until recently was living in Mississippi. Her friend has lived in Louisianna, Texas, and Mississippi, as well. Neither of them pronounce the word as 'main.' In fact the only time I have ever heard that 3-letter word mispronounced was by Tony Montana, mang. (small aside, if you pronounce it as 'main', why not spell it that way?)

No, that isn't a Southern dialect. That is the very voice of insanity itself spoken in the deepest depths of madness from the lipless mouths of skinless atrocities in a world of pure, tangible pain. And I think it just started to rain blood, so if you will excuse me, I have to close my window.

 

[Sneakypants]

Sneaky, sounds to me like you pussied out and you dont wanna argue w/ me anymore. U giving up already? i knew u was a busta ass muthafucka. And im not really a bad dude mann. Yall automatically label me as a jackass or a ignorant bastard cuz of how I talk lol. I get along w/ alot of people in this game mann, just u bitches on here that judge me from my speech, that some ho shit mann. Yall some pussys and thatz a ho move, u showin me ho tendencies like paddington haha. But pretty much, i will keep my suck my dick and all that shit to me, u just stay the fuck out my way pussy. U dont want it w/ me sneaky, get the fuck out the way when u see the bus coming baby. Im 6'0, 130 lbs of muscle kid haha. And u cant even fuck w/ me on a forum, u bitching out and tellin me dont talk to u. What a bitch. And i dont need a gat for yo bitch ass mann, but if i did u wouldnt catch shit. 16 in yo body and 1 in yo dome pussy haha!!

And the part about society thinking im an idiot, bitch this is a motherfucking game, a fuckin forum w/ motherfuckers who play the game just like me. I aint tryna impress you bitches, i said it like 4 times mann. I aint worried about u bitches that get on here and say im dumb cuz i talk weird or whatever. you niggas is some lames mann. I dont like about 4/6 of the motherfuckers in here anyway, u can think im a dumbass crack attic if you want kid, wouldnt bother me cuz u aint shit but a punk ass bitch haha!!

In closing, sneaky is a pussy, dont come at me and say keep my speech to myself. U stepped to me pussy. But im done for now. write back so i can educate u pussies some more!!

Gangsta Communications 101!! And yo teacher is me, the Pimp known as Foolywayne pussies. Grab a seat and shut the fuck up while i take u on a ride!!

Maybe you'll understand this then...
You are a bitch.
Simple enough for you?
If not, let me tell ya about your 6'0", buck thirty physique. THAT'S PUSSY, BITCH! lolololololol

This is precious. Laughable at best: "And i dont need a gat for yo bitch ass mann, but if i did u wouldnt catch shit. 16 in yo body and 1 in yo dome pussy haha!!"

Quit with your threats. The Ebonics is scarier than this shit.
Until you can make some promises, then shut up. Make promises, and I'll be waiting for you. You'd be lucky to be left with just bullet holes, not that you deserve any better.

Am I shocked other people are slamming you too? Hell no. You deserve it. Consider it a lesson. You're getting schooled, so to speak. This is fucking valuable, my bitch, so pay attention!




Anything I said has no reason for being repeated. You got owned, gimp bitch.
Face life.

And put up or shut the fuck up. Enough outta you, wanna be bitch.