Sky RMT Ripped Off by a Taru With No Panties

Kunel

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Hey everyone.

How many of you have heard the shout in Whitegate recently:

Philomenaa>> {Byakko's Haidate}{Will you buy it?}

Anyone? lol Well the first time I saw this I sent a /tell and said nice joke...and the person answered "Why? I can sell" So I said no you cant they are rare/ex lol. Silly me I overlooked the obvious and was informed that you could pay alooooot of money and have Byakko killed until those panties drop.

Now, I have been fed up with Sky RMT for a long time now. They do stupid shit and really have messed up things for my LS in the past. So I felt it was my turn to do something back to them.

In my head I devised a scheme and decided to test out if i could scam RMT for money.

I shoot the person a tell asking how much they wanted and the person tells me 7.5mil. So i say no way, how about 6? ...no reply. I send again and say ok ok ok 7.5, but how do i know your not gonna run away with my money?

Philomenaa>> Pl believe me! We can be best partners!

HAHAHA

Kunel>> Yeh but I think your gonna take my money. How about I give you 1 mil before the fight and the rest when its done?

Philomenaa>> OK. Goto sky now.


I arrive in sky and am invited by a dude name Uyokun. He was my escort lol. He asks if he could check my money. So I start to worry....bc there is no way in hell I have 7.5 mil on me. Im not poor but I am not rich either lol. I show him 1mil...and he says show me the 7.5mil. I had to think fast lol bc i couldnt do that. I tell him I keep my money on my mule, would he accept an Osode as collateral after I get the drop so he knows I will pay him. The dumbass agrees lol. We arrive to the battlefield and I start saying Im scared and I think he is gonna take my 1mil and boot me from the pt before I can lot. So I ask him if I could give him 500k now and the rest with the Osode after I get the drop. I almost feel bad bc they are really so trustworthy LOL.

They finished byakko rather quickly with only 2 or 3 deaths and then I was invited to the pt. The dude said to trade so I gave him the 500k, byakko haidate falls into my inventory, I get an offer to trade again but I just disband, wave, and tele-holla.

So lets look at the breakdown...

Silent Oils to get to Byakko: free given to me from RMT
Time spent waiting: 30 minutes
Asked price for labor for Haidate: 7.5 mil
Price for 7.5 mil as stated from the add at bottom of QCDN: $210
Getting haidate by ripping off RMT for chump change gil: Priceless^^
Scamming RMT for about $210: Priceless LOL

Thanks to Clort for all the hilarious /tells while I was doing this lol.
 
And now some Chinese dude's in 30 pieces being mailed to his closest relatives. gj.
 
Congrats man, that is *awesome*
 
In before "Pics or it didn't happen"!

btw

Pics or it didn't happen!
 
You are the man. This reminds me of the time I killed flytosky.
 
dammit man i was gonna do this during the week as soon as a friend of mine fronted me the gil to show in the trade window ;;

now theyll never fall for it.
 
Damn.. I was about to try that this saturday.....
Think they'll fall for KA?
 
raaaaate up dude...

you rock my socks off

priceless...it just made my moving out day from school even more complete
 
nice man! That rocks. Silly RMT.
 
lol the pain of the RMT is the pleasure for the rest of us. I love it. You get a rate up!
 
Thanks for all your posts. I am still logged in on my main PC so it will be a while before I upload some pics.

For those of you who think that it wont work again....I urge you to try lol.
I dont think you may be hearing that shout in Whitegate for a while, but it wouldnt surprise me if it comes again soon.

Worst case scenario is you get there to the pop point and they realize your full of it and you leave with a free stack of sneaks LOL
 
There was a dude with a completely different name shouting Haidate sales last night, not sure if they're in the same LS though.

Either way, mad props. Good freakin job mang.
 
They seem to have at least 3-4 characters shouting for haidate sales.
 
Congrats. However, I hate to be Mr. Bringdown...

Those RMT can call GMs and they are capable of investigating the chat which took place between you guys. If you honestly did accept the offer of 7.5M trade for casting lots on the Haidate...GM could issue a suspension and possibly strip the Haidate.

This happens a lot on other servers and I haven't heard of anyone gettin' caught, so you're probably in the clear to enjoy them kitty pants!
 
Congrats. However, I hate to be Mr. Bringdown...

Those RMT can call GMs and they are capable of investigating the chat which took place between you guys. If you honestly did accept the offer of 7.5M trade for casting lots on the Haidate...GM could issue a suspension and possibly strip the Haidate.

This happens a lot on other servers and I haven't heard of anyone gettin' caught, so you're probably in the clear to enjoy them kitty pants!

Meh thats like say a GM can take back gear that was traded in windows... they didnt do it back then, they wont now
 
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