It amuses the inner child in me. Oh, by the way, have you killed yourself yet? I propose the weapon be a coin. From France, to be exact. Take that coin, and poke yourself in your eyeballs as much as possible, with as much force as your little 12 year old body can manage. After you're done with that, take a potato peeler, and then use it to cut your eyelids off, and then try to sleep for the night. Once you get enough rest, take another coin, and swallow it. Keep taking coins and swallowing them, poking your eyeball before putting them in your mouth. Once you finally can't see at all, take the potato peeler and cut yourself all over, and than call your mother and tell her the donkey from winny the pooh attacked you. After that's done with, kill her. And then take the knife in the kitchen, and kill yourself. While you do that, I'm gonna go take a shit, I have some bad diahrrea.
