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fuck cheetahs!:nono:

i mean cheaters. its never ok to cheat but its understandable that people don't want to just start hating someone they've liked for a long time when they find out that they have cheated. just makes you realize that people are human and humans are pretty shitty, self serving things a lot of the time.

oh, and shut your damn mouths,
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fuck cheetahs!:nono:

i mean cheaters. its never ok to cheat but its understandable that people don't want to just start hating someone they've liked for a long time when they find out that they have cheated. just makes you realize that people are human and humans are pretty shitty, self serving things a lot of the time.

oh, and shut your damn mouths,
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I have to admit, it's pretty damn impressive to become a QCDN celebrity within 20 posts.
 
I have to admit, it's pretty damn impressive to become a QCDN celebrity within 20 posts.

I hope everyone realizes that that is Tankt. He just made a new account to fit his new character ;x
 
You can't spell "fucking audacity" without A-u-d.

I'm all for more good hacking stories left if there are any.

This one time in Dynamis-Beaucidine At the end when you get to the elemental shadow dragon thingys, prophecy aggroed em (mighta been grayswander, cant remember who did it this run since they both kinda did it back n forth) and flee tooled back to the dynamis entrance so they would follow and give the alliance a big gap of time to defeat the eye boss thingy without worrying about the dragons.
Little did everyone know that once you touch the eye, those who have hit it now have aggro on them, so the dragons start making their way back and everyone starts dying, some people start purposley DC'n to save their lives, but whenever they logged back in the dragon would super hack warp over to the POS they logged in at and kill em before their screen even loaded up!
but no, i couldnt die! i had to escape, so i POS'd up the side of a mountain figuring i would be safe, but much to my surprise and everyone else who was looking (no one saw me do this) the dragons actually WALKED up the side of the mountain, completley vertical and started coming for me, So i Pos'd up a higher mountain...they climbed that one.
And everyone is laughing because these dragons are climbing mountains and no one knows why, and they start warping around again as people log in to kill them and well me, i warped out.
But it was pretty funny.
Theres a good hacker/botter/flee story for ya.

oh and random fact, did you know that the lights in every building in FFXI are always off unless you walk up to the building? I found out POS'n around in windy once, and gettin to the very top of the tree in heavens tower (beautiful view), i landed inside of a house and it was pitch black in there, i could see a taru npc but nothin else, i made my way towards the door and opened it, and when i walked out, the lights came on. so basically when a player steps up to the door, before they open it the lights come on! So its always dark, unless your there!
 
That wasn't a good story, the best ones have a ban at the end!
I remember hearing Algarius aggroed some dynamis demons, and was fleeing around with them, and got GM'd in the middle of it, so the demons wiped everyone and Algarius got temp-banned, confirm/deny?
 
ALthough i dont like hacking, i like hearing stories, its similar to halo1 and halo2 map glitches, im interested, more chasym!
 
That wasn't a good story, the best ones have a ban at the end!
I remember hearing Algarius aggroed some dynamis demons, and was fleeing around with them, and got GM'd in the middle of it, so the demons wiped everyone and Algarius got temp-banned, confirm/deny?
confirm.

and i believe in that same beaucidine run it was either proph or grays that got pulled into GM, might not be the same run but it did happen when doing the same plan in one of our runs.

hmm...more eh? what else...
Airships, if you miss one and its still in the port taking off, you can pos and shoot out to the water where the ship is and it will put you in an instant loading screen and you'll load up on the airship. this doesnt work if you dont connect with the ship while POS'n, youll just end up underwater in front of anyone around, and panic tryin to get out before anyone sees you.

With the wardrobe thingy, if you get on the airship and wait till the downloading data screen comes up and change your hat really fast, youll end up instantly at your destination without having to take the airship ride. I believe this was patched.

posing while on the airship shows you that only the ground is moving, not the airship, tho most people already know this. You also cannot pos away from the airship, the invisible walls are very close to it, tho i did manage to get through one once and was way on the very pixelated ground and could see the airship above me.

in cutscenes its of course pre rendered characters doing the acting, even your own, But your character is still off to the side of these scenes somewhere, i was POSin around during some promathia CS' and while it showed my character in the scene i could be seen in the scene next to myself jumping around.

in almost every dynamis run i was on, anyone with pos that died in a bad spot would just use the X,Y,Z position stuff and drag their dead body to a safer place, it would just look like the body was gliding acrossed the ground.

If you die in a zone and get rez'd it was possible to use a setting in FFXIapp that convinced the server and all mobs around that you were still dead, so you could fight any mob and they would not fight back.

i remember a kirin run where proph, silver, algarius and some others were fleeing and kiting in front of a JP party and i believe it was algarius and silver (might have been kireek and silver) who got yanked into a GM jail cell together, like literally in the same cell together and told the GM it was lag from downloading porn or something, was pretty funny.

in some assaults you could POS the place so fast you could complete them in seconds, which is how me and aldiel got our gear so fast...no aldiel didnt hack, but he knew i was and believed it was ok to use me for that, but probly doesnt think it made em just as bad lol.
tho after my temp ban i stopped all hacking completley in the ways of flee and POS, so...i made my wife come along and do it for us lol. she was never caught in any of the sweeps.

i once pos'd to the top of the holla crag at its very top point, right in front of luffy whom was playing on another character, and he watched me come sliding down the crag and when asked how i did that i said "its a lag jump trick where you quickly remove your ethernet cord and plug it back in" he believed me and the red dot next to his name right after that was priceless. Tho he still believed me lmao.

That blocked off path next to the AH in kazham leads to nothing but blank open sky, i jumped over the mithra and walked down the path which just ended and all you could see was sky.

there are hidden NPC's along the name lines of DEBUGGER in every zone there are some other weird names too.
 
Chasym, your such a rebel. I remember the time you tried to hack your gil, then it got locked up so you couldn't spend any of it! :biggrin:
 
That blocked off path next to the AH in kazham leads to nothing but blank open sky, i jumped over the mithra and walked down the path which just ended and all you could see was sky

Always did wonder what was back there, lol.
 
Chasym, your such a rebel. I remember the time you tried to hack your gil, then it got locked up so you couldn't spend any of it! :biggrin:

lmao i forgot all about that XD
i remember doing that now lmao.
i set it to like 999,999,999 and m jaw dropped, i was like...omg...i have all this gil!!!!!
now to buy something!!!
so i was browsin bazaars and saw a very high priced item, it said i could buy it...i click buy, it buys...stops...resets...returns the item and says insufficient funds lmao. i was so bummed. it was only for show >.<
 
Theres an Island near the airship in Port Windurst with a light house that you can PoS over to and /sit on and enjoy some nice seclusion. I did the crag thing also trying to solo monsters on a low lvl job see if i could avoid agro but no they follow you up there and right back down so no way to solo like that.
 
Hey Chaysm did you ever go behind that guy in Norg (same sorta situation as in Kazham) hes blocking the way to the Pirate ships I think.
 
Hey Chaysm did you ever go behind that guy in Norg (same sorta situation as in Kazham) hes blocking the way to the Pirate ships I think.

i did try that but i could not go through him, i even tried shooting over to the side you can see the ship pull up from, a very thick invisible wall keeps ya from doin that :/
 
wasn't Algarius, your thinking of kireek. i never got GM in dynamys so yeah lol, and i never flee away the dragon. that was silver and we did it once found out if you do it the dragons de-aggro.
 
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