[spam] shell

[Peregrine]

"[B12/0607] RE: Intro Email - MD834 Family Practice Clerkship: 2006-07 academic year"

****ing junk mail...

 

[Shaunessy]

I'll start forwarding mine to you so that you can be even more pissed off about it.

 

[Peregrine]

And what kinds of emails does a man in a purple woman's FLORAL bathrobe with their hair wrapped up in a purple towel to accent their emo barely legible but wish-it-was-illegible sig...get?

I bet "This Month In Hotmail" makes your otherwise desolate week.

 

[Peregrine]

And thus Lego pisses out Pere's flames.

On topic: If you don't care, why post about it?

Delete button, spam blocker, gun to the temple....they all work.

I'm sorry Rufus. Did YOU even piss? Oh I see what you're saying. Your stream is weak. You know the drill, dude. Place your elbows on the bed. I need you to push like you're making a bowel movement. Very good. You're going to feel my finger touch on the outside, and now some pressure. I'm going to check for prostate enlargement now...checking...and it's over.
Good job.

Yes, your stream must be really weak. You have the equivalent of A SOFTBALL UP YOUR ASS, BITCH!

 

[Tim Wakefield]

And what kinds of emails does a man in a purple woman's FLORAL bathrobe with their hair wrapped up in a purple towel to accent their emo barely legible but wish-it-was-illegible sig...get?

I bet "This Month In Hotmail" makes your otherwise desolate week.

Come on man, you can do better than that... Making fun of his sig? You're really reaching for that one...

P.S. You are allowed to use swear words here. It adds a certain amount of energy and frustration to your message that the *****'s dont.

Say it with me now: Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Cock, Pussy, Ass-muncher, Donkey Rape, Tits, Balls, Myrrh, Needle-dick.

Feel better? I do!

 

[Peregrine]

P.S. You are allowed to use swear words here. It adds a certain amount of energy and frustration to your message that the *****'s dont.

Say it with me now: Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Cock, Pussy, Ass-muncher, Donkey Rape, Tits, Balls, Myrrh, Needle-dick.

Feel better? I do!

I kiss your mother with this mouth. And you WOULD feel better. Needle-dick.

lol myrrh...

 

[Peregrine]

Who doesn't?

Mohandas ghandi. Dumbass.

 

[Alyada]

Say it with me now: Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Cock, Pussy, Ass-muncher, Donkey Rape, Tits, Balls, Myrrh, Needle-dick.

I laff'D.

 

[Flameass]

Quite a few women found out they could enlarge their penis with the products sold in spam emails...

 

[pakomen]

And you think we do? D:

Its spam... hit delete.

I have a 7 year old email address at work. Starts with "webmaster"...

I fucking hate mondays...

 

[RoM]

I AIN'T YELLIN'. THIS IS HOW I TALK.

(caps)

Thanks Ollie, and now sports.

Edit:

Oh and pere's spambox emails ... /popcorn, wtf?

You people creep me out.

 

[Zaus]

RoM i lol'd at that

 

[Myrrh]

Say it with me now: Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Cock, Pussy, Ass-muncher, Donkey Rape, Tits, Balls, MYRRH, Needle-dick.

Since when am i a swear word <,<

 

[Tim Wakefield]

I kiss your mother with this mouth. And you WOULD feel better. Needle-dick.

lol myrrh...

Youre gettin the hang of it. Please feel free to let it all out here so our precious and sacred boards aren't monopolized by your awesome views on spam-mail and your inability to turn this into a discussion instead of a flame-fest.

I'm sure theres plenty of avatars and handle names that you haven't criticized yet...

 

[Xalioniaf]

I get the same thing every couple of days.
The latest is

Hi

AM_MBlEN $ 2. 90
VA_ALlUM $ 1. 25
Vl_lAGRA $ 3. 30
Cl_lALlS $ 3. 75
XA_ANAX $ 1. 50

http://www.whatthefuckthiscouldbeavirus.com



wands to shoot jets of fiery sparks at the skrewt, which was advancing
menacingly on them, its sting arched, quivering, over its back. Jus
try an slip the rope round his sting, so he won hurt any o the others!

 

[Peregrine]

Please feel free to let it all out here so our precious and sacred boards aren't monopolized by your awesome views on spam-mail and your inability to turn this into a discussion instead of a flame-fest.

I'm sure theres plenty of avatars and handle names that you haven't criticized yet...

What are you talking about? This is an all you can eat buffet and you're waddling up for seconds. Get a clean plate, ya dirty slob. That's gross.

What does the sign say above the restaurant, though? I'm glad you paid before we gave your fat ass a plate. Sign says "flame." This isn't a coffee chat house for you to discuss how bland you are compared to your 4.95 latte. This is a flame-fest. And I just told you to get a clean plate. One more time and no more cake for you.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

What are you talking about? This is an all you can eat buffet and you're waddling up for seconds. Get a clean plate, ya dirty slob. That's gross.

What does the sign say above the restaurant, though? I'm glad you paid before we gave your fat ass a plate. Sign says "flame." This isn't a coffee chat house for you to discuss how bland you are compared to your 4.95 latte. This is a flame-fest. And I just told you to get a clean plate. One more time and no more cake for you.

You make me lol.

 

[Legomyeggo]

Thanks Ollie, and now sports.

Edit:

Oh and pere's spambox emails ... /popcorn, wtf?

You people creep me out.

I'm not Ollie! I'm Samuel L. Jackson!

A SHARK ATE ME. A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME.

 

[RoM]

I'm not Ollie! I'm Samuel L. Jackson!

A SHARK ATE ME. A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME.

I've been dying to use that one for so long.

Oh and:

I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKIN SPAM ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN EMAIL, BITCHES!

 

[Zaus]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! wtfpwned