Spongebob: gay? >.>(darn conservatives)

Do you think SpongeBob is "gay"?

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  • yes

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  • WHO CARES! he is a CARTOON!

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Don't worry, the lot of us think they're crazy too:

http://right-thinking.com/index.php/weblog/spongehomo/

Seriously, this is just embarrassing. Every time I get surprised by the latest idiotic conspiracy theory coming from the left I get brought back down to Earth by hearing about one from the right.

And that's from a conservative blog. We 'normal' Repubs pretty much shun this crap as soon as we see it.[/url]
 
I absolutely hate him. I work at the movies. We have abunch of screaming little kids, who make a huge mess, which I get to clean up. First day we had it. I was in the theater helping with "Seating." Meaning I stood around and looked tough. And for like 5 minutes him and that starfish were bouncing on thier balls or ass' or something, calling themselves some sort of goober.


Sponge Bob sucks.
 
The whole thing with James Dobson cracks me up. Conservatives find one mention of sexual identity in a tolerance pledge on a website, and suddenly the "We Are Family" video is all about promoting the "homosexual lifestyle."

I love seeing Dobson shoot himself in the foot this way. It's just like Falwell and Tinky-Winky. I wrote a column about it. I'm hoping it'll piss off some of the conservatives in my area. Some of them think anti-bullying programs have no place in schools because it might prevent the gay kids from being beaten up.

For the record, SpongeBob rules!
 
Yeah - it was the tele-tubby, and it was Burt and Ernie for awhile :roll: I remember reading a few years back that they were going to kill Burt off of Sesame Street by giving him CANCER because of the gay notions.

Must suck having NOTHING to be a retard about, so having to go through cartoons and finger point ><
 
onions said:
Who cares if Spongebob is gay or not. He fucking rules. That is all.

LOL! <3

I think gay guys rule...not as back-stabbing and gossipy as girls...and they make EYE CONTACT when they talk to you :twisted: Being as active in the theatre as I am - all of my best guy friends are gay. They rock.
 
Everyone knows Squidward is the gay one.
 
This is one case where I can almost feel sorry for Dobson. I don't think he was actually saying SpongeBob was gay so much as he was bitching about the video in general and SpongeBob was the only character he mentioned. I'd have to see the full transcript of his speech to know for sure.

But I say almost because Dobson is still a schmuck. Anything he does that discredits his anti-family (e.g. any family not featured in a 1950s sitcom) actions is fine with me. He needs to grow up and get a life and stop wasting his time telling me how to live mine.
 
My opinions about Sponge Bob:

Hell if i ever get kids and watch it, I don't want their brains to melt by its stupidity. Old people can watch it cuz it lets you stop thinking for a while and just laugh for the hell of it.

I know for sure if i ever do have kids, no cable tv for them, they can watch series on dvd or something but TV sucks the life oiutta me, theres better shit out theres... ... ... Like Quetzalcoatl ^^
 
Flameass said:
I know for sure if i ever do have kids, no cable tv for them, they can watch series on dvd or something but TV sucks the life oiutta me, theres better shit out theres... ... ... Like Quetzalcoatl ^^

Agreed, I don't have cable television because it dumbs me down. But funny thing is I bought a Spongebob DVD on Saturday and it hasn't left my DVD player since. Patrick has to be one of the funniest cartoon characters ever. Love that shit.
 
LOL Public Access for your youngin's eh, Flameass?! ;) My parents did that for a few monthes until they got sick of my addiction to Degrassi High...gotta love canadian teenage soaps <3
 
im making sure my kids watch some family guy! and play some final fantasy XI online

thats better than spongebob squarepants :lol:
 
I understand that Spongebob isnt "for tehs intelligentz pplz"
but THATS the point! not EVERY show has to be deep in thought and rich in mind boggling intelligence. Family guy is also stupid jokes but no one is bashing that show ; ;
 
chpal said:
I understand that Spongebob isnt "for tehs intelligentz pplz"
but THATS the point! not EVERY show has to be deep in thought and rich in mind boggling intelligence. Family guy is also stupid jokes but no one is bashing that show ; ;


that because family guy rocks!
lol jk

is not that i hate spongebob sqarepants, is just somethings in the cartoon that are totally preposterous, but increadibly funny as hell, sponebob's face is totally priceless, Nevertheless, i am again of spongebob squarepants of being banned!!!


/em holds up a sign saying " Dont banned Sponegbob sqarepants or we'll throw you an angry tarutaru!!"



now who's with me :wink:
 
Also hugs my maple leafer.

But what i was saying is to keep the kids that have not devellopped yet away from barney and shit like that cuz they they'll come out stupid ognorant shits. If you are 17 and like barney i don't care much but dont exposed 5yr olds to that.
 
I have a talking Sponge Bob doll in my office. Well....he used to talk. I threw him against the wall a few times until the talking feature broke. When my clients come to see me and bring their screaming brats along, I hand the kid the Sponge Bob doll and they shut up. I love Sponge Bob.

Honestly, when I was a kid my parents would have kicked my ass for acting the way some of these kids do. You should see these parents - "Honey, please stop screaming and we will go to McDonalds when we leave. Sweety, please don't peepee in the potted plant. Honey, don't throw hard objects at the 55 gallon aquarium even though i have already asked you not to at least 20 times in a sweet voice and that hasn't worked."

These kids are going to be absolutely rotten when they are teenagers....and Sponge Bob isn't the problem.
 
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