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This is for fictional funny stories I guess...
There is a couple that recently got married, and the brides mother decides to check up to see how things are going. She knocks on the door and her daughter is standing there completely nude. The mother staggers and asks "Honey, why are you naked?", and her daughter replies that her husband was do to be home soon and she was going to great him with the dress of love. So she gets clothes on and they chat for a bit and the mother heads home(For those yearning to know, the husband comes home and the get it on, nuff said...). A couple days later, the mothers husband is coming home from work and he sees the daughters mother completely naked. He asked why she was, and yet again, like her daughter she replies that she wanted to greet him with the dress of love. He simply replies "I think you need to iron it."
There is a couple that recently got married, and the brides mother decides to check up to see how things are going. She knocks on the door and her daughter is standing there completely nude. The mother staggers and asks "Honey, why are you naked?", and her daughter replies that her husband was do to be home soon and she was going to great him with the dress of love. So she gets clothes on and they chat for a bit and the mother heads home(For those yearning to know, the husband comes home and the get it on, nuff said...). A couple days later, the mothers husband is coming home from work and he sees the daughters mother completely naked. He asked why she was, and yet again, like her daughter she replies that she wanted to greet him with the dress of love. He simply replies "I think you need to iron it."
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