I can't remember where I saw this before but it always makes me laugh.
Then I've done my job ^^
I can't remember where I saw this before but it always makes me laugh.
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
I'm not afraid of spiders; they eat the other icky stuff.
Liar!You hate spiders.
No! remember there was one on my ceiling and I didn't touch it! I just stared at it for hours...
Hehe
I'm not afraid of spiders; they eat the other icky stuff.
Maybe they'll eat the ants o.o;
In my case pet spiders get rid of visits from Mother-In-Laws & my Mom. XD I would miss them.D: Fruit flies too.
I need a pet spider D:.
In my case pet spiders get rid of visits from Mother-In-Laws & my Mom. XD I would miss them.
I ate a spider once. I was curious as to what it tasted like...
If we got a rabbit Hornless and her son would be over at my house all of the time. XD He already wants to see my cat every time I go to their house.I most likely won't be getting an inlaw anytime soon. And my mom doesn't like rabbits; if I want her out of my hair, I can get a cutesy wutesy wabbit.
:shok: Yeah I think that would make me scared of them too. Everyone fears certain things that they're not sure why they fear them. I'm scared of the sound that airplanes make when they fly overhead. I think it has to do with the fact that planes would always fly too low over my parents house and the noise would shake the house.ummm sorry about the invisible Pink Ninja... was not my intension >.<
Spiders though.. I have a phobia of them.
When I was 7, my mother decided to use the broom to knock some cobwebs off the front foyer light WHILE I snuck underneath to get to my room. I guess there was nest bc there had to be 15-20 tiny translucent baby spiders that ended up on my head and in my collar and such... yeah.. nuff said right
I'm fucking terrified of them >< which is stupid and annoying considering I can handle bats, in fact I love them. Snakes, lizards.. most creepy crawlies but knowing a spider is my bedroom when I'm trying to sleep and not being able to find it to rid myself of the worry will drive me to ball my eyes out
I guess don't knock it until you tried it. XDI ate a spider once. I was curious as to what it tasted like...
In my case pet spiders get rid of visits from Mother-In-Laws & my Mom. XD I would miss them.
lol Mom's not afraid of spiders, just snakes.
I killed a spider carrying a ripe egg sac on its back once.
1) The spider smelled horrible, and was the size of a small puppy (probably exaggerated).
2) The baby spiders spewed out of the egg sac and began crawling all over the bathroom floor, leaving me to kill all of them in a genocidal manner (not exaggerated).
GOOD they deserved it just for being alive!!