Sugaring or other methods of hair removal

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

haha how true...
 
No! remember there was one on my ceiling and I didn't touch it! I just stared at it for hours...
Hehe



Maybe they'll eat the ants o.o;
 
I'm not afraid of spiders; they eat the other icky stuff.

I remember a time when my ex (tall stocky guy) and I were visiting my female cousin and she had just place her plants inside of her appartment due to the outside being pressure washed. A roach came out of one of them and walked across the floor. My cousin AND my ex jumped back and screamed like little girls while I went up and stomped him. I'm not afraid of spiders unless they are climbing on my leg. I am afraid of snakes though.
 
In my case pet spiders get rid of visits from Mother-In-Laws & my Mom. XD I would miss them.

I most likely won't be getting an inlaw anytime soon. And my mom doesn't like rabbits; if I want her out of my hair, I can get a cutesy wutesy wabbit.
 
ummm sorry about the invisible Pink Ninja... was not my intension >.<

Spiders though.. I have a phobia of them.

When I was 7, my mother decided to use the broom to knock some cobwebs off the front foyer light WHILE I snuck underneath to get to my room. I guess there was nest bc there had to be 15-20 tiny translucent baby spiders that ended up on my head and in my collar and such... yeah.. nuff said right

I'm fucking terrified of them >< which is stupid and annoying considering I can handle bats, in fact I love them. Snakes, lizards.. most creepy crawlies but knowing a spider is my bedroom when I'm trying to sleep and not being able to find it to rid myself of the worry will drive me to ball my eyes out
 
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I'm super afraid of spiders.

I can't stand how you never know where they are until they are already close to you. Just thinking about spiders makes me itchy all over.
 
I ate a spider once. I was curious as to what it tasted like...
 
I ate a spider once. I was curious as to what it tasted like...



You also make out with dolphins.. Weirdo!~ :biggrin:
 
I most likely won't be getting an inlaw anytime soon. And my mom doesn't like rabbits; if I want her out of my hair, I can get a cutesy wutesy wabbit.
If we got a rabbit Hornless and her son would be over at my house all of the time. XD He already wants to see my cat every time I go to their house.

ummm sorry about the invisible Pink Ninja... was not my intension >.<

Spiders though.. I have a phobia of them.

When I was 7, my mother decided to use the broom to knock some cobwebs off the front foyer light WHILE I snuck underneath to get to my room. I guess there was nest bc there had to be 15-20 tiny translucent baby spiders that ended up on my head and in my collar and such... yeah.. nuff said right

I'm fucking terrified of them >< which is stupid and annoying considering I can handle bats, in fact I love them. Snakes, lizards.. most creepy crawlies but knowing a spider is my bedroom when I'm trying to sleep and not being able to find it to rid myself of the worry will drive me to ball my eyes out
:shok: Yeah I think that would make me scared of them too. Everyone fears certain things that they're not sure why they fear them. I'm scared of the sound that airplanes make when they fly overhead. I think it has to do with the fact that planes would always fly too low over my parents house and the noise would shake the house.

I ate a spider once. I was curious as to what it tasted like...
I guess don't knock it until you tried it. XD
 
that's pretty common stine, my grandmother when she was young, lived on a farm and had a snake problem.

one time she went into the basement because she heard hissing, when she got down she saw a giant mother snake and watched as countless small little snakes crawled around her until her mom poured hot water to drive them away and shot the snake.

She won't watch anything with snakes in it, much less likes to hear the name.
 
In my case pet spiders get rid of visits from Mother-In-Laws & my Mom. XD I would miss them.

lol Mom's not afraid of spiders, just snakes.

I killed a spider carrying a ripe egg sac on its back once.

1) The spider smelled horrible, and was the size of a small puppy (probably exaggerated).
2) The baby spiders spewed out of the egg sac and began crawling all over the bathroom floor, leaving me to kill all of them in a genocidal manner (not exaggerated).
 
lol Mom's not afraid of spiders, just snakes.

I killed a spider carrying a ripe egg sac on its back once.

1) The spider smelled horrible, and was the size of a small puppy (probably exaggerated).
2) The baby spiders spewed out of the egg sac and began crawling all over the bathroom floor, leaving me to kill all of them in a genocidal manner (not exaggerated).

GOOD they deserved it just for being alive!!
 
GOOD they deserved it just for being alive!!

All I remember was the Hairy Hadean Spider smelled like a rotting corpse.

Relevance to OP/off-derail: Perhaps it should have waxed/sugared/shaved!
 
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