Superhero name...seriously..wtf

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So, just when I thought the Japanese had the corner covered with "unique" stuff, here comes good old "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined." I shite you not, that is his real name now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/7707098.stm

George Garratt from Glastonbury has become Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.

The 19-year-old music student made the change "for a bit of a laugh", through a legally-recognised website.

He said: "I decided on a superheroes theme and whenever my friends offered up suggestions to me, I added them."

He added: "My family have begun to expect these sorts of things from me, and although my friends thought it was ridiculous most people do call me Captain and it's been a great conversation starter."

A spokesman from The Legal Deed Poll Service, said: "We get so many outrageous name changes that these days it barely fazes us, but when this one was brought to my attention I knew there was something special about it."
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"Special" indeed
 
Wow, someone drank the bong water.
 
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he's so fast he's done in 3 seconds!(that's 2 panels for you noncomic readers) With a name like that shouldnt he only like redheads?(spiderman+ wolverine)
 
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Well... i think that the flash probably has the happiest girlfriend out of all the superheroes listed. I mean.. he's essentially a giant vibrator.
 
Holy shit, that guy is a stud. Break me off a piece of that!

In all seriousness, that's ridiculous, but in a good way.
 
One can only think how awesome his grandkids would think he is.

(If he ever has kids...)


Also, that's gonna be the biggest pain in the butt to write on checks.
 
Wonder if his signature incorporates all that.
 
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