Superman, ballsucker or hero?

[Nitram]

Well what do you think?

Fag in blue and red tights?

Powerful mother fucker?

 

[Gatttsu]

I can't pick either option, but without the tights Superman would rock even more XD

I just think he's a little too invincible, he gets banged up, then comes back and beats the tar outta the badguy, same ending all the time unless he outwits his opponent. Still koo in my book though

 

[Trog]

what a fag, he sucks balls!

 

[Halifirien]

I'm gay, so at least the Man of Steel is in good company.

 

[Kurgon]

He was just to conditionally strong. It always varied too much with his opponent of the day. Certain enemies simply should have been owned within 2.134 seconds. Can't be very dramatic though fighting the same guys all the time though can it?

He's alright.

 

[Rinoah]

He is pretty lame, technically he shouldn't lose to anyone, but he always gets beaten really easily then makes a bg comeback...despite the person who beat him being some 80 yr old guy who has trouble walking.

 

[Elemmire]

He is pretty lame, technically he shouldn't lose to anyone, but he always gets beaten really easily then makes a bg comeback...despite the person who beat him being some 80 yr old guy who has trouble walking.

sounds like Dragon Ball Z D:

and ya.. Superman (like those fucking powerpuff shitty girl things >.>) is WAY overpowered...

NERF SUPERMAN PLZ!

 

[Grem]

Superman is a dick!

Proof here: http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

 

[Shaunessy]

Superman kicks ass, but I can't chose either option.

 

[Blackmagik]

I'm gay, so at least the Man of Steel is in good company.

hahaha id so fuck tom welling in no time flat... gogo superman! ^^

 

[Xelos]

I chose the first one because I never thought of Superman as a homosexual, so I thought it was cute. :shock:

 

[Halifirien]

hahaha id so fuck tom welling in no time flat... gogo superman! ^^

Amen, my friend. Amen. I don't care if he's faster than a speeding bullet.

 

[Blackmagik]

hahaha id so fuck tom welling in no time flat... gogo superman! ^^

Amen, my friend. Amen. I don't care if he's faster than a speeding bullet.

if hes faster then a speeding bullet, thats hawt for sex ;P

 

[Sonicboom]

hahaha id so fuck tom welling in no time flat... gogo superman! ^^

Amen, my friend. Amen. I don't care if he's faster than a speeding bullet.

if hes faster then a speeding bullet, thats hawt for sex ;P

It's not only for sex! It's for chasing the women too. Then they enjoy the swiftness.

 

[Sabia]

Man of Steel, Yes Please

 

[Nitram]

LMAO

"Super Man?! What are you doin here?"

"Killed a hooker, she said I was faster that a speeding bullet..."

 

[Sapster]

Dude if i was the "man of steel" id walk around in tights too

 

[Nibble]

the "faster than a speeding bullet" part wouldnt work for me.. he'd have to slow that WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DOWN..

i'd be scared to "sleep" with superman though.. he never seemed to be too in control of his super strength.. so like.. plz mr superman dont rip me open ><

o.o is his tongue as fast as a speeding bullet too? <,< that'd hurt in a few min but it'd be {incredily tough} till then.. ~ *drools with ecstacy*

~nib

 

[Gatttsu]

Wow, I'm actually surprised this topic turned in that direction XD

 

[Skaw]

Superman is a Dick.