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I've been clinging to my codex for a bit too long and I've been grouchy and impatient lately. So my dear wife Dani got her little quest monkey Revrandlord and our travelling companion Achates to come out last night, like it or not for a swift belt run since the things are such a pain in the ass to organize.
We also dragged along Mushashi because he needed it (we were gonna ninja lot him though if it didn't drop for someone important like me or Rev.), and Dani's dumb little tounge dragging stalker Yurikun. Yes, it's easy to talk trash after I've got my drop. Heh.
So the six of us finally get out to Misereaux. Everyone is hume but me, but my good buddy Achates will be happy to pop for me. In other words, Dani twisted his nipples. No one seems to want to pop the Elvaan....
So we get in, and right away Rev pops and get his drop. I am in full dread knowing odds suck and mine is just simply not going to drop. So we clear the room out a little more with little bastards running by for CoP and scaring the shit out of me (reset timer, or bard songs thinking it's fomor.)
Achates goes for pull with my codex and Dani tells me we're going to get aggro and die. Achates laughs at this and gets no aggro. But my fight takes forever! I'm paranoid the entire fight. We're gonna die, it's not gonna drop, something's gonna go wrong.
Shut up bitch, drop!
I equipped that bad boy so damn fast, I'm not even sure the drops, chat log, and XP scrolled through. No one checked me though, bastards. I felt both acomplished and lucky.
So then we wanted to fuck with Mushashi and make him think we were done for the night. We are joking in pt chat about thanks, good night, good luck, etc. But it's clearly over the top and a joke. YURIKUN. Runs up to a fomor and mijins.
......
We all laugh and tell him he is a fool. No big deal though, because good ole' Yurifun has re-raise up. Right in front of the fomor who had just killed him. Double death pwnage. We all laugh for a good solid ten minutes before we wipe out the fomor and get Yuri up. This is one of those you will never let it die, pants pulled down around your ankles moment.
So anyways, we finally do Mush's pop. No drop. After all of the joking and shit talking. Poor bastard. Mush is pissed. We understand, but are done. As we warp out, we note that not one fucking subligar dropped.
I learned something today.
Shit talking is all fun and games until someone doesn't get a pop. But then Yuri blows up and dies on RR so we all laugh anyways!
Dani and Rev, thanks for being good friends.
Yes Achates, I realize I owe you a deep throat in your mog house. You've carried my ass through ToAU, COP, HNM fights, Dynamis, Limbus, and just plain life. You are the man, and I know it, Dani knows it, and QCDN now knows it. Can I wipe the foam from my mouth please?
Love you guys....
We also dragged along Mushashi because he needed it (we were gonna ninja lot him though if it didn't drop for someone important like me or Rev.), and Dani's dumb little tounge dragging stalker Yurikun. Yes, it's easy to talk trash after I've got my drop. Heh.
So the six of us finally get out to Misereaux. Everyone is hume but me, but my good buddy Achates will be happy to pop for me. In other words, Dani twisted his nipples. No one seems to want to pop the Elvaan....
So we get in, and right away Rev pops and get his drop. I am in full dread knowing odds suck and mine is just simply not going to drop. So we clear the room out a little more with little bastards running by for CoP and scaring the shit out of me (reset timer, or bard songs thinking it's fomor.)
Achates goes for pull with my codex and Dani tells me we're going to get aggro and die. Achates laughs at this and gets no aggro. But my fight takes forever! I'm paranoid the entire fight. We're gonna die, it's not gonna drop, something's gonna go wrong.
Shut up bitch, drop!
I equipped that bad boy so damn fast, I'm not even sure the drops, chat log, and XP scrolled through. No one checked me though, bastards. I felt both acomplished and lucky.
So then we wanted to fuck with Mushashi and make him think we were done for the night. We are joking in pt chat about thanks, good night, good luck, etc. But it's clearly over the top and a joke. YURIKUN. Runs up to a fomor and mijins.
......
We all laugh and tell him he is a fool. No big deal though, because good ole' Yurifun has re-raise up. Right in front of the fomor who had just killed him. Double death pwnage. We all laugh for a good solid ten minutes before we wipe out the fomor and get Yuri up. This is one of those you will never let it die, pants pulled down around your ankles moment.
So anyways, we finally do Mush's pop. No drop. After all of the joking and shit talking. Poor bastard. Mush is pissed. We understand, but are done. As we warp out, we note that not one fucking subligar dropped.
I learned something today.
Shit talking is all fun and games until someone doesn't get a pop. But then Yuri blows up and dies on RR so we all laugh anyways!
Dani and Rev, thanks for being good friends.
Yes Achates, I realize I owe you a deep throat in your mog house. You've carried my ass through ToAU, COP, HNM fights, Dynamis, Limbus, and just plain life. You are the man, and I know it, Dani knows it, and QCDN now knows it. Can I wipe the foam from my mouth please?
Love you guys....
