Tarutarus...

[Dejavu]

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showpost.php?p=779724&postcount=47
I decided to make a seperate flame due to the gravity of the situation and the fact that i didnt want a further derail


Oh we all know that tarus can be cute

...But there is a far more sinister plan in the works that they are not telling you about.
Tarus started popping up in game quite some time ago however recently they have been starting to appear at an alarming rate

I can only come up with one reason for that these rats among men are starting to appear so much in game and i must warn you that it is a disturbing realization.

The tarus are taking over... we must prepare ourselves to combat the tarutaru domination before this happens

Please help me come up with a plan to combat this situation before it further gets out of control.
:evilsmile:
Please control the Tarutaru population.... have your pet spayed or neutered.



***** i know i didn't ask but thanks khidir for all the screenshot evidence that was used in this argument but i figured he wouldn't mind *****

 

[Rannoch]

I'm dead in one of them

 

[Kagemusha]

You do realize one of our administrators is a tarutaru?

Yeah, you guys are boned.

 

[Dejavu]

See they are already getting in positions of power for the takeover!!!!

 

[Tristam Green]

<Driker> I couldnt boob punch smu



^-- This makes this thread complete.

Loved it Dejavu

 

[Zylia]

The tarutaru tried to silence us a minute ago!!!

We know what you're up to!!

 

[Bajaratt]

Something must be done, everyone where shoes with spikey cleats to combat the tarutaru infestation!

 

[Lukas]

I sent Dejavu a very cross tell... I think I may have scared him. TARUTARU UNITE

 

[Dejavu]

I admit for a moment after recieveing your tell i did cower but then i realized how monumentally important the goals of our cause are. If we do not stop this very soon we may loose control completely and as a self respecting mithra i cannot ... nay will not let this happen.

 

[Solan]

Do I have to kill my mule?

Lemme know now so I can remember to move everything.

 

[Dejavu]

No but I have put together a plan to try to try and combat the situation will post more later after it has come to fruition.

 

[Nycon]

I always knew those little bastards were evil! :shok:

 

[Xalioniaf]

Strange thing is I don't remember ever doing this, or having an oso-

wait, now I remember. We were getting his BLU spells. I went h2h so I wouldn't outright kill the mob (explaining the weak hits). I thought I returned the osode to my bud by that time though.

Anyway, there's nothing to see here. Any thoughts you may have on the contrary are completely wrong, and and signs of showing this will be reported to the Tarutaru Correctional Administration.

 

[Neisan]

Our Judgement is swift, merciless, and will prevent you from walking for a few days.

We've already got all our sleeper cells in place. One word from the Head Honcho and Vana'diel is ours. There is nothing to fear from an invasion. You've already lost, you just haven't realized it yet.

 

[Tok]

i hate your face >.>

tarus forever!!!!!

 

[shmedly]

Just because Tarutaru are the superior race for every job doesn't mean you have to hate, or even fear us. We WILL dominate the world with our superior intellect and none of you can stop us. Try as you may, but I warn you, it is a futile effort on your part.

Be warned, any and all actions taken against Tarutaru will be met with swift retribution.

Tarutaru Unite! Protect one another and destroy ALL that oppose us!

Peace,
Shmed

 

[Xalioniaf]

Our Judgement is swift, merciless, and will prevent you from walking for a few days.

We've already got all our sleeper cells in place. One word from the Head Honcho and Vana'diel is ours. There is nothing to fear from an invasion. You've already lost, you just haven't realized it yet.

The TCA has been frowning on the actions Honcho has made as of late. I think you should reconsider your allegiance if you wish to be known as the right-hand man of a radical.

 

[Nycon]

You know, I thought it was a crawler that killed me, but I think it may have been the taru!

 

[Neisan]

The TCA has been frowning on the actions Honcho has made as of late. I think you should reconsider your allegiance if you wish to be known as the right-hand man of a radical.

Someone got what I did there!

 

[Audino]

Guys, making fun of in game races is serious business.

I remember one time Rima was on someone's char in my shell once and we were joking about tarus. The guy got seriously butt hurt beyond belief. I don't make fun of races anymore and I don't expect anyone to make fun of elvaans either!!! Stop hurting the tarus. Peace and love.