Tarutarus...

destroy ALL that oppose us!

Peace,
Shmed

And that was classic. Almost like the time Mike Tyson said he was going to eat some babies and then said "praise Allah!"
 
The Tarus are just getting nervous with the Winter here, it means some of them maybe get some air-time during the upcoming Super Bowl. x;

Little footballs... /sigh
 
The Tarus are just getting nervous with the Winter here, it means some of them maybe get some air-time during the upcoming Super Bowl. x;

Little footballs... /sigh
The dhalmel says.....

moooooooooooo
 
Tarutaru Unite! Protect one another and destroy ALL that oppose us!

Personally, I've always been for tarutaru world domination, with a few concessions to the mithra of course.

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You twerps have nothing on me. /flex
 
The Tarus are just getting nervous with the Winter here, it means some of them maybe get some air-time during the upcoming Super Bowl. x;

Little footballs... /sigh

And it's just too bad you won't get to see that air time since they don't have cable at the Dhalmel Farm.

Peace,
Shmed
 
And it's just too bad you won't get to see that air time since they don't have cable at the Dhalmel Farm.

Peace,
Shmed

According to Kage, Elvaan are handy for the broke-ass Taru who can't afford Satellite.
 
And it's just too bad you won't get to see that air time since they don't have cable at the Dhalmel Farm.

Peace,
Shmed
lmao, can't rate you up again though DX
 
An informant of mine managed to smuggle out some details of their plans...

First they are going to start hording food
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Then they are going to try to solidify their gil through gambling
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Then the third step in their attack is to undercut our economy through the AH
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This is not all though... they are also horribly immoral. I have photographic proof of the slapping moogles, drinking stimulants, and even humping children NPC (size issue they have trouble humping the adult npc)
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Please everyone spay or neuter the tarus and stop the infestation. At a minimum punt the tarus so that they think twice about their plan.
 
Out of the dhalmal's mouth after covering me:


"I haven't even done that to women!"


Rann, I stand by what I said about Trion.


Xali, yes. It shall be done!
 
Conquering the world is all well and good, but when you can't reach things on the top shelf of *anything*. Come now....
 
Conquering the world is all well and good, but when you can't reach things on the top shelf of *anything*. Come now....

We'll bite your ankles off so you can know what it feels like!

And that's what mithra are for ^ ^
 
Conquering the world is all well and good, but when you can't reach things on the top shelf of *anything*. Come now....
When you people are our slaves, we won't need to reach anything at all. You will reach for it for us.
Or we could be like Dexter and change our body to bubble gum and stretch to the top shelf...
 
Guys, making fun of in game races is serious business.

I remember one time Rima was on someone's char in my shell once and we were joking about tarus. The guy got seriously butt hurt beyond belief. I don't make fun of races anymore and I don't expect anyone to make fun of elvaans either!!! Stop hurting the tarus. Peace and love.

I remember when I forst started I asked a galka why he didnt start in Bastok (for the ring I meant...), but he got mad and started calling ME a racist cause I was in support of slavery or some such nonsense...

for the record I am in no way in support of slavery for anyone but the galkas
 
Look now the little bastards have the power to breath under water
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And can shirk down so small they can go through walls!
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Protect your mog safes and fish people! :O
 
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