Ghosts are caused by tarus killing people faster than death can process them.
Tarus Put the laughter in manslaughter.
Tarus were originally set to play as the hobbits in "The Lord of the Rings" movies. They decided against it as "only a pussy would need 3 movies to destroy a piece of jewelry".
The word lesbian is derived from an old latin phrase "She who has not yet met a tarutaru."
Tarus have beaten the shit out of so many people that medical journals now refer to them as laxatives.
Tarus have been known to have the ability to kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Anyone know how to make a random fact generator?