Taser attackers while listening to your Carrie Underwood album!

Oh how romantic :3
 
I wonder how long it will be before someone shocks themself by putting it in their pocket forgetting that its a tazer and not a big Ipod.

And seriously, marketing a tazer with "now with 100% more iPod!" is just funny as hell. Its like adding a digital clock to something and calling it "new".
 
Ya know, I totally want one. Not because they're sexy or anything, just because I want to be able to say "I have an MP3 player/taser combo pack! And it comes in purple!" to people. That and to be able to listen to music while I tase people as well. The screams get annoying after a while.
 
It's all fun and games til you go to tase a mugger and the Safety Dance starts playing.
 
The first song I would put on it is "The Electric Slide." Preferable set to play "It's electric. Boogey, woogey, woogey," whenever it goes off.
 
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