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http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080509_wz_bong.e3381d4b.html
HOUSTON — Three teenagers are accused of digging up a corpse, removing the head and using the skull as a bong to smoke marijuana, Houston police said.

Matthew Richard Gonzalez and Kevin Wade Jones, both 17, and their 16-year-old friend were arrested Wednesday and charged with abuse of a corpse.

Police said the trio told investigators they dug up a body from an Humble-area cemetery in March, decapitated it and converted the head into a marijuana pipe.

Police said they do not have any physical evidence yet to confirm the story, but felt confident enough to pursue charges based on statements from the three teens.

According to court documents, the grave belonged to Willie Simms, an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. Houston police have not been able to make contact with any of Simms' survivors.
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Police named Matthew Gonzalez, left, and Kevin Jones as suspects.

Police were initially working on a stolen credit card case when they came upon Jones. According to court documents, it was during an interview about the credit card case that Jones told investigators about the grave theft.

It was Gonzalez who reportedly took authorities to the gravesite in an unkept cemetery along FM 1960 and showed them the hole where they dug up the body.

Because of weather elements, police have been unable to confirm if a body or casket had been disturbed.

KHOU-TV did some checking and found this type of grave-digging crime is not as uncommon as some might think.

In 2006, there was a similar case in Vermont. An 18-year-old stole a human skull from a grave and used it to make a bong.

That teen was convicted of two felonies and sentenced to 1 to 7 years in prison.
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Heard this on the radio and didn't believe it until I looked it up.
Absolutely ridiculous. How disrespectful, vile, immature, and most of all stupid are these kids?
I hope they get a nice long Prison term.
 
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It's bad. Really bad. I'm disgusted.

But, I'm so sorry to say, I laughed.

Not at the crime, just the header.
 
Wow >.>

Some people are messed up in the head.

Even putting moral issues aside, that'd just feel so ewww >_>
 
agreed thought my eyes would pop out of their sockets...

why would you disrespect the dead or even subject yourself to that?
 
I'm with Tymon on this.

Horrible situation, but I had to chuckle a bit.
 
First thing I thought of was that Denis Leary bit in No Cure for Cancer when he has the stoners saying "Look, man! I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of the other!"
 
lol I laughed at the title, but I gotta be honest:

Have they not heard of poking a hold in a soda can, packing and light up? It's seriously 75 cents to get high... How baked are you to go grave robbing?
 
It's unsanitary. Eww, just thinking of all the bugs that crawled around on that skull, eating the flesh.... I think I am going to faint.
 
Why a skull?! There are so much easier and more fashionable things to make a bong out of.

But jokes aside that is a horrible disgusting thing to happen and I hope these guys get a big helping of cock meat sandwiches where ever they go.
 
I've heard of splitting headaches before, but ...
 
First thing I thought of was that Denis Leary bit in No Cure for Cancer when he has the stoners saying "Look, man! I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of the other!"

"Here's $10 bring me the head of Barry Manolo! I wanna drink beer out of his empty head! I wanna have a BARRY MANOLO SKULL KEG PARTY at my apartment! You write the songs, we'll drink the beer outta your head!!"


Dennis never gets dull. :biggrin:
 
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