Tenia & Byla Part Deux.

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It all started here, with Tanjer's Soboro Sukehiro event.

The Roster:
Tanjer NIN - Showed
Lecreuset MNK - Showed
Kreoss SAM - Showed
Supahkhronic NIN - Showed
Jeska BLM - Eventually Showed
JoJoJo BRD - No Show
Derp WHM - Showed
Madzraw SAM - Showed
Kiraipantsu NIN - No Show
Obsessed RDM - Showed
Tenia BLM - Showed (Unfortunately...)
Byla BLM - Showed (Unfortunately, as well.)
Nigosh SAM - No Show.

For all those above who didn't show, your forgetfulness, laziness or whatever has paid off today~! :O

To start, many of the players who did show were an hour late, so around noon we start really getting together.

Those who did show including a late addition of a SAM Gunnerx, got treated to a fine display of how NOT to play Black Mage.

As we begin our fine journey, we make headway to the site, lay out the battle plan, stun order and such and begin working on our first NM pop for Madzraw and things were going pretty well until self-destruct came about and our DYNAMIC DUO OF BLMS (Tenia and Byla) could never pop a stun, causing 2+ wipes for most of the melee, aside your heroic MNK who figured, "What the fuck, bitch didn't it before, I don't think her dipshit husband is going to do much better. And I've no TP for Shoulder Tackle, so I'm bolting!" Oh yeah, and Obsessed, ok people but always had a knack for bitching about lost XP with each wipe which got old fast.

Aside from being incompetent Black Mages, they then get this snippy attitude with another runner when confronted about getting their stun order together.

Eventually I chime in and Byla proceeds to demand to know whether we want all three or not. Stupid question IMO, but for those of you who HAVE done this NM before, is it prudent to let your party eat a self-destruct or two before you defeat the NM?

As time progresses, and a fine display of WHMagery from Derp (no, I'm not being sarcastic for a change) we pull a victory out of our asses for Madz, who coincidentally is the only pop and the only recipient of the item sought.

After the fight, I just somehow let it slide that I could use a WHM/BRD in the near future and perhaps that job would be better suited since someone couldn't stun for a shit.

We begin to clear another pop and she gets snippy with me, and everyone on her side just recommends that I use Shoulder Tackle, if it's such a big deal, so I flex my MNK muscles and pop one before her Stun, and to my surprise the stun procced~! Leaving hers to take no effect and be reminded about the pisspoor second-rate Black Mage she is...

Kreoss and Gunnerx on Samurai had a TP advantage over me, using their stun WS way before the BLMs, and when I'd have TP, I'd toss my shoulder tackle into the mix and flex some more.

Seems like the WS stun doesn't like to proc as often, as say ohhh the spell?

Anyway, this is a rather poor flame IMO, but I'm running off an hour sleep and I wanted people to bitch to about these talentless hacks.

Oh, and now that I'm rather close to finished, wasn't there another flame on these two dipshits?

I'm quite sorry I got as haughty as I did in front of everyone Tanj, but those two are no one to challenge who I am or what I've accomplished thus far and I had to remind them that I may be a rather new player, but I'm no chump that can't perform well or better on each and every job I play.

This was a luxury item for me, nothing needed and a few of my socials will be doing runs I can get in on, I just had alot of fun with you before.

Even your cheery, optimistic attitude that never seems to waver which has amazed me time and time again couldn't keep this afloat, I hope there are no hard feelings, at least between you and I.

Anyway To Address Some Of The Runners Individually:

- Tenia and Byla you two just fucking suck.

- Obsessed, expect to die at events and take it in stride. Whining about lost XP is a downer for everyone and gets old fast.

- Madz congratulations on your Soboro.

- Jeska, you were 2 hours late from the gather time, but at least you showed and owned up. I can respect that. I wish we would have gotten to do a pop with what I think might be a competent Black Mage and maybe those two bumblefucks would have accidently stunned on time when it was their turn and things would've ween smoother.

- Tanjer you're still cool people in my book, and I just hope you choose to associate less with morons like the subjects of this post. They will bring Atomic a bad name over time through association.

- Everyone else, my sincere apologies to those who did show for this and had their time wasted by the two emo dipshit BLMs.

(Yes, I know I shouldn't have expected much better than this from a pickup, but forgive me for having a sliver of faith in others.)

/bow

- Lec
 
Btw, for those in attendance, any SS of:

The Stuns That Couldn't
 
Curse this no edit.

I meant to say "went" when I said "ween" there in my address to Jeska. -_-;
 
There have been worse flames. You scored points for the storytelling aspect, along with side humor, and some wit.
Also not wall of text.
Also Lol Tenia/Byla
 
tl;dr

whatever makes lec come to the flameboard must have been bad anyway so i agree with him wholeheartily
 
Unfortunately for everyone, the incompetence of the Black Mages on this particular Soboro run torpedoed it from the start. I've never known Stunners on a Soboro run to be this incompetent.

There were probably about 10 instances of Tenia (who was the only one I saw actually even try to Stun) being too late on the Stun for a Self-Destruct; she didn't even -try- to Stun on the Self-Destructs for the pops in the cave. Here's some examples of lolmelee Stunning before her:

Cantstun1.jpg


Cantstun2.jpg


I lost a few instances of Gunnerx Stunning the Self-Destruct on the NM proper before Tenia.

Lec asking Tenia to Stun via auto-translate caused her to bitch at him about using the auto-translate to make a point, prompting this exchange:

Morons1.jpg


Note Byla, the epitome of genius that he is, insisting we should let some of the heads of the Cluster-type NM blow up (to avoid Triple Attack, I suppose). No matter how often we explained that this lowers the NM's drop rate, not to mention threatens the lives of all of the melee, he wouldn't get it. But then, what do you expect from a Black Mage who decided to stand in front of a repopped Cluster and cast in the middle of the NM fight?

That exchange led inevitably to this one:

Morons2.jpg


Tenia and Byla ditched, then their LS buddies. Apparently, she is so blind as to the reality of her own utter incompetence that she doesn't see "people like this" (a.k.a., competent people who were doing their jobs) as worth helping.

tl;dr version: Tenia, go fuck yourself and die, you worthless piece of shit.
 
Fact: Yes /smn gives you 1mp/tic x 1 person = 1 mp/tic not 3 as /brd does

I guess you're just not a good enough of a player to skillfully sub BRD. Pity.

There's more but I just picked one good quote each from my old topic.
 
There's more but I just picked one good quote each from my old topic.
Wow, how did I miss this thread? That quote from Tenia is the absolute best fucking thing I've ever read in my entire life. Just wow.
 
After the fight, I just somehow let it slide that I could use a WHM/BRD in the near future and perhaps that job would be better suited since someone couldn't stun for a shit.
That was the best part.
 
Lol Garvin it was in the Achates flame from a couple months(?) back.

Shit these two have made an even worse name for themselves on this server. I mean if BLM is your main job and you can't stun for your lives... Then you are pretty worthless in end game.

Oh well I'm still waiting for Tenia to come on and say how she can play BLM better than everyone on here or it was 'to laggy'.
 
I wish I could see the chat logs with timestamps (lolwindower) so I can see how slow they truly were.
 
I wish I could see the chat logs with timestamps (lolwindower) so I can see how slow they truly were.

Yeah, sorry, I haven't upgraded my windower yet. Just from eyeballing it, she was at least a few seconds off on each stun, sometimes even stunning past when the Self-Destruct animation had gone off. Truly deplorable Stunning skills.
 
Dear Lecreuset,

If you need someone who can actually Stun some other time, please look me up under "Dark Knight".

Sincerely,

Tristam Green
 
If you need someone who can actually Stun some other time, please look me up under "Dark Knight".

Sincerely,

Tristam Green

Didn't you quit because I got that second Cloak when you logged off? :D
 
Pick up PTs arent that bad.... Sharpe and me got to CoP 5-3 with pick up PTs ... now we have a semi static and I have sea soon with my second char

but... poor Elvaan... XD
 
Really. Bring Drks along. They will be so happy that they actually got attention that they will probably put their all in to it. I've only met one Blm that could out stun me!
 
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