Thank you sir, may I have another?

Zyndara said:
Speaking of pregnancy ridiculousness:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24537885&GT1=43001

Quantity vs quality am I right? Maybe they'll turn out ok even if they don't get 5 mins quality time with their parents a day...
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This woman needs to know that

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Thats actually her isn't it?
 
LMFAO Oh man, if I could rate you up again for that I would. :biggrin:
 
Holy shit, someone port a cort in that vagina cuz it's done. x.x;; lol Kids 6-18 probably just popped on out like it was a water slide.
 
Jim Bob, John-David, and a bunch of other J names...Rofl.
 
Dowzer said:
Jim Bob, John-David, and a bunch of other J names...Rofl.
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Can we have a big family like that after we get married Dowzer? Pleeeeaaasssseeeee
 
If you can find a surrogate mother like her and if the first born may be named, "John-boy".
 
Holy shit, she's been pregnant for 135 months of her life. O_O I could never do that. And all there kids names start with 'J.' It's kinda creepy...
 
lol

Husband: "I'ma drop the bottom out that bitch. Just you watch fella's"

Marriage

Husband: "Holy shit, I can't believe I'm still getting some..."

135 months later

Husband: "She's... too potent... must... find secretary..."

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Her uterus is actually a medical replacement. It's made of elastic.
 
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Dowzer said:
Jim Bob, John-David, and a bunch of other J names...Rofl.
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The Duggar Family said:
Get the Facts on All 17 of The Duggar Children


Jennifer Danielle Duggar

Birthdate: August 2, 2007

Johannah Faith Duggar

Birthdate: October 8, 2005
Age: 2

Jackson Duggar

Birthdate: May 23, 2004
Age: 3
Favorite Pastime: Taking baths
Favorite Food: Chicken stuffing
Future Goal: Big brother

Justin Duggar

Birthdate: November 15, 2002
Age: 5
Favorite Pastime: Cleaning playroom
Favorite Food: Chicken noodle soup
Future Goal: Builder

James Duggar

Birthdate: July 7, 2001
Age: 6
Height: 39 inches
Favorite Pastime: Taking baths
Favorite Food: Chicken stuffing
Future Goal: Policeman

Jason Duggar

Birthdate: April 21, 2000
Age: 8
Favorite Pastime: Riding horses
Favorite Food: Vanilla ice cream
Future Goal: Fireman

Jeremiah Duggar

Birthdate: December 30, 1998/ Jedidiah's Twin
Age: 9
Favorite Pastime: Playing on playground
Favorite Food: Soft pretzels
Future Goal: Artist

Jedidiah Duggar

Birthdate: December 30, 1998 / Jeremiah's Twin
Age: 9
Favorite Pastime: Playing with dog
Favorite Food: Pizza
Future Goal: Dad

Joy-Anna Duggar

Birthdate: October 28, 1997
Age: 10
Favorite Pastime: Riding bikes
Favorite Food: Scrambled eggs
Future Goal: Nurse

Josiah Duggar

Birthdate: August 28, 1996
Age: 11
Favorite Pastime: Swimming
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Future Goal: Missionary

Joseph Duggar

Birthdate: January 20, 1995
Age: 13
Favorite Pastime: Baseball
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Future Goal: Carpenter

Jinger Duggar

Birthdate: December 21, 1993
Age: 14
Favorite Pastime: Riding horses
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Future Goal: Chef

Jessa Duggar

Birthdate: November 4, 1992
Age: 15
Favorite Pastime: Sewing
Favorite Food: Pickles
Future Goal: Beautician

Jill Duggar

Birthdate: May 17, 1991
Age: 16
Favorite Pastime: Reading
Favorite Food: Tacos
Future Goal: Missionary

John-David Duggar

Birthdate: January 12, 1990/ Jana's Twin
Age: 18
Favorite Pastime: Playing broomball
Favorite Food: Chicken spaghetti
Future Goal: Contractor

Jana Duggar

Birthdate: January 12, 1990/ John- David's Twin
Age: 18
Favorite Pastime: Babysitting
Favorite Food: Chicken noodle soup
Future Goal: Midwife

Joshua Duggar

Birthdate: March 3, 1988
Age: 20
Favorite Pastime: Video production
Favorite Food: Enchiladas
Future Goal: Attorney
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http://health.discovery.com/convergence/duggars/duggarfamily.html

There's a poll on what to name the baby. And yes, all the names on the list start with J, lol.

http://health.discovery.com/convergence/duggars/baby-name-poll.html
 
Jinger? They named one of their kids fucking Jinger?
 
Duggar Family said:
The Duggars are followers of the evangelical Christian movement called Quiverful, which teaches that children are God’s blessing and that husbands and wives should happily welcome every child they are given. In fact, the Duggars' Web site, duggarfamily.com, quotes “Children are a heritage of the Lord” from verse 3 of the 123rd Psalm
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:facepalm:
 
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She is planning to take over the world by popping out as many kids as possible and training them from birth in gorilla warfare
 
Fellina said:
Jinger? They named one of their kids fucking Jinger?
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lol I guess when you have 17 or 18 you need to start improvising. A better plan would've been to name one for each letter of the alphabet at the rate they're going.
 
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Zyndara said:
lol I guess when you have 17 or 18 you need to start improvising. A better plan would've been to name one for each letter of the alphabet at the rate they're going.
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fuckers are up to N
 
How the fuck can anyone afford to have 18 kids? I mean, seriously. Feeding 20 people is obviously a challenge for anyone, right?
 
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