The A-Bomb has Competition

I heard something about this last week on a morning radio talk show that I listen too. Would be hilarious if they actually pulled this off.
 
Sadly, the idea has potential; they just went about a mildly-offensive way to do it.
 
I read about this a couple months ago -- I'm not sure why the story is getting wider play these days -- and was amused, horrified, and completely insulted.

I mean, how was it supposed to work? Were the soldiers supposed to suddenly drop their weapons and start blowing each other? Maybe it was for intelligence purposes because it's easier to find a camp when the twenty-minute dance version of Cher's "Believe" is blaring into the desert sky?

It's that kind of idiotic stereotypical bullshit that says gay guys can't be warriors that pisses me off the most, as though being gay means you can't keep your hands to yourself.

But my irritation is balanced by the absurd nature of the project. I mean, how can you not laugh at that level of idiocy?

I'm glad they weren't watching Maxwell Smart or they'd probably have the Nude Bomb on the list, too.
 
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I can see this kind of douche-baggery in the 40's or something but 1994? Are you kidding me? I too am amused and appalled.
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Pasquale said:
I would be ok with that.
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I'm okay with anything that results in a bunch of ultra-buff soldiers being naked. I'd be against its eventual use on civilians because some people should not be nude outside. :biggrin:
 
Halifirien said:
I'm okay with anything that results in a bunch of ultra-buff soldiers being naked. I'd be against its eventual use on civilians because some people should not be nude outside. :biggrin:
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That's true. Somebody armed with the Nude Bomb would have to be very careful where it was set off.

The thought of it being detonated near a pie eating contest will haunt me for days.
 
Halifirien said:
I'm okay with anything that results in a bunch of ultra-buff soldiers being naked. I'd be against its eventual use on civilians because some people should not be nude outside. :biggrin:
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Amen on both accounts! :evilsmile:
 
lol, I'm glad this thread has brought amusement XD
 
HAHAHAHAHALMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO>OLOLOLOLOLOLOL i cant stop laughing
 
this wouldn't really stop an army... in fact, i think it could improve morale within the army force effected, not missing home anymore... comfort and relief at night... but ya... i think the goal of this weapon more realistically would A) be humour and B) be a longterm "peaceful" Elimination of an entire population. I mean drop it on the middle east and in 50 years i don't think we'd be having as many up and coming suicide bombers. or children at all for that matter.

I find it stupid that they would seek to make them homosexual instead of impotent though.
 
Well from the sounds of it, it's just an immediate burst of homo hormones (I presume those exist in some fantasy world).

While it wouldn't work on 100% of it's targets I'm sure a large percentage of them would become so hot and bothered they either immediately look for a hole to get funky with, whip it out and beat it like a red-headed stepchild, or just become so blinded with visions of Riverdance models that they can't focus on their rifle's scope.

Drop the bomb, move in your brigade, suffer a fraction of the losses and imprison or slay the naked guys who keep asking for a smoke.
 
My roommate is gay and he shows no signs of attraction. And i'm good looking v.v

Still i think a bomb like that would make a difference. Being a guy i'd imagine if i were in heat on the battle feild fighting alone side a large number of juicy women who were also in heat and wanted some of this the same as i. I think i would try to be a superstar on the battle feild, just to highlight what magnetism/gift lol the bomb has granted me.

Making the enemy turn queer would most likely cause the same effect. I would imagine a soldier that is already Gay being effected by such (might it be estrogen) chemicals would turn him into a raging bull if it dosn't kill him. Same with the female soldiers. But in this case American army most likely won't be fighting an enemy that puts women on the battlefeild.
 
Anttaru said:
My roommate is gay and he shows no signs of attraction. And i'm good looking v.v

Still i think a bomb like that would make a difference. Being a guy i'd imagine if i were in heat on the battle feild fighting alone side a large number of juicy women who were also in heat and wanted some of this the same as i. I think i would try to be a superstar on the battle feild, just to highlight what magnetism/gift lol the bomb has granted me.

Making the enemy turn queer would most likely cause the same effect. I would imagine a soldier that is already Gay being effected by such (might it be estrogen) chemicals would turn him into a raging bull if it dosn't kill him. Same with the female soldiers. But in this case American army most likely won't be fighting an enemy that puts women on the battlefeild.
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Estrogen hormone scent would make the guys horny for girls wouldn't it?
 
romperstomper said:
Estrogen hormone scent would make the guys horny for girls wouldn't it?
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pharamones (sp?), and i believe so... that is if it were a fully understood thing.

From what i heard about this thing it was basicly full of aphrodisiacs. Now, don't get me wrong, but just because i sprout some wood spontaneously (don't even start, you know that shit just up and occasionally happens) or get the itch off some goat weed raining on my head for whatever reason around a bunch of guys - let alone in a combat situation - doesn't mean i'ma drop trou and have a big gay orgy in the middle of a battlefield. I can only assume the rest of the human race is with me on this one. Fight or flight takes prescedence in a duck or fuck situation.

Your tax dollars at work. It's this kinda crap and government funded studies akin to 'Scientists find waffle iron's excellent for use as instruments in blunt head trauma', 'baby's don't like to change formula after only eating one type for a year', or 'left foot normally found on left side of body' that raise my ire on a regular basis.

American gay-orgy bombs: good. Our enemies can be as homosexual as they please, we'll even help them along. Meanwhile homosexuality is still a hot-button topic. A topic most of the people, i can only imagine, involved in this "project" probably wanted nothing to do with.

The story is only worth a smirk, a sigh, and a shake of the head in my humble opinion. I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall of the think tank that dreamed this one up, they should've had a gay guy in there just for good measure .. a little perspective... the obligatory; Are you serious?
 
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I have a gay buddy in the military, and one of the things I asked him was how the hell he could stand it. I see some of these guys and think "Okay, you need to get naked right now," so I had to ask how he avoids walking around with a 24-hour erection.

He just laughed and said it doesn't take very long before you just stop thinking of them that way. Quite a few of them know he's gay and don't give a fuck. You're blinded to it after enough time living in cramped conditions and showering together and all that. It's just that whole brotherhood thing.

"You have some very hot brothers," was all I could say to that.
 
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