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CmdrFly

CmdrFly

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Good day all,

I'd like to welcome everyone to join our beloved organization, the Avatar Society of Self-control (hereon referred to as ASS).

ASS is dedicated to nurturing those of us, the community of QCDN, who recently befell the tragedy of having porn removed from our avatars. The primary goal of ASS is to praise our survivors and the strength they've shown, while passing our experience on to the less fortunate of us who suffer from medical conditions borne of this incident.

For our first order of business, I'd like to bring attention to one of our survivors. Faule, a short-lived addition to the team of Pornographic Entertainment Nested in Internet Signatures (hereon referred to as PENIS), has shown volumes of strength and has stretched beyond all imaginable levels of courage with her prevalence.

We look forward to commemorating more brave persons as time passes, and hopefully building confidence in those less fortunate in our society to help them rise above the decimation that tore asunder our past home, the PENIS society.

Thanks in advance,
Management


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All shindigs aside, Faule's won the pronless avatar race thus far.
 
Godspeed my brother, godspeed
 
Legomyeggo said:
There weren't enough ass avatars for me to enjoy. I'm not a fan of huge boobs. :/
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Seconded. I've been across the boob spectrum and no matter the size it never beats a nice ass.
 
Can I be a card-carrying member of PENIS?
 
suddenly i remember why i became CmdrFly's fanboy.

RIP boobies.
 
Blackchaoshero said:
suddenly i remember why i became CmdrFly's fanboy.

RIP boobies.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to accept being #2 on your list :/ Cmdr is too hard to beat.
 
Mattaru said:
Seconded. I've been across the boob spectrum and no matter the size it never beats a nice ass.
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Thirded. Sign me up for some ASS!
 
Bajaratt said:
Can I be a card-carrying member of PENIS?
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Yea, brother, for thou hast earned thy PENIS stripes. Carry this card with thee everywhere for great discounts on golf shoes, popcorn at the movies, and flannel business suits.

wtfpenis.gif


Shyrra said:
Cmdr is too hard
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You know how many times I hear that a day?
 
Waitwaitwait... Do I have to have a penis for this?


Just gauging whether or not I need to go out and buy one.
 
Faule said:
Waitwaitwait... Do I have to have a penis for this?


Just gauging whether or not I need to go out and buy one.
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I thought you had lots of penii?

Also, nice sig Cmdr :)
 
Faule said:
Waitwaitwait... Do I have to have a penis for this?


Just gauging whether or not I need to go out and buy one.
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Just show us what you've got and we'll go on from there
 
Faule said:
Waitwaitwait... Do I have to have a penis for this?
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You win as is, unfortunately. I'm sure Langly would prefer you with a penis but that's not our forte to dabble in.

Swordfighting rules.
 
CmdrFly said:
You win as is, unfortunately. I'm sure Langly would prefer you with a penis but that's not our forte to dabble in.

Swordfighting rules.
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Like I always say, if we get bored, we can always whip out our ding-dongs and play swords.
 
You mean 'daggers'?
 
or get drunk and play ping-pong?
 
Shyrra said:
I thought you had lots of penii?

Also, nice sig Cmdr :)
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Well considering I sold them all to you, I'm all out. And no, I don't want them back, knowing what you'd have done with them.
 
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