The Colbwa Experience.

no seriously u all are freaking idiots... the guy is amazing.. i look up to him as a Better and higher lvl thf.. what im trying to say is hes doen nothing wrong to me.. and ive heared from many people he is a wicked nice guy..s o shut ur mouths.. .. lets go flame some other great players on quetzalcoatl
 
:roll:

/em fills your locker with manure.


O'Doyle Rules!
 
VlonFFXI said:
no seriously u all are freaking idiots... the guy is amazing.. i look up to him as a Better and higher lvl thf.. what im trying to say is hes doen nothing wrong to me.. and ive heared from many people he is a wicked nice guy..s o shut ur mouths.. .. lets go flame some other great players on quetzalcoatl
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1. He's not even sixty last time I checked, so he isn't 'higher level' Thief.
2. Better? The dumbshit doesn't even know how to play the job.
3. Hello Colbwa account number ^$*^%$*^%#^.... :roll:
 
Your great player has been banned from these forums three times for being his fucktarded self. I know some people find him amusing - I mean, hey it's funny when you try to MPK your own party or the party that just kicked you for being obnoxious and offensive. That's fucking hilarious.
 
OK so last time i posted, I mentioned that i got inviteed to Colbwa's pt.
Colbwa shouts, "Batcheporu is the worst whm ever! Blah blah blah!"
So, im in this pt of his and everyone is bitching that batcheporu is an ass, and how much he sucked.

So, we xp. No prob. Colbwa gives me advice on thf, even tho people say he sux at thf. The only thing that annoyed me is that he is another tank that pulls out his weapons first, and waits 5 sec. to voke ><

We keep going until we get agrro'd by Banshees and Wights. We all run like hell to the zone at Delkfutts tower, and Flameass comes and saves us all(But i die at zone :roll: )

Ya i was glad to see an old LS mate from way back, but Colbwa starts calling Flameass a gil-seller. And Flameass mentions that Colbwa was banned from these boards. So, they start to compare who's a better thf. Flameass shows off his SH, and Colbwa tells everyone that he has infinite gil. Everyone is wondering, "WTF? how do you have infinite gil?" Flameass was sarcasticlly saying, "Yes, ima gil-seller"

So, Colbwa is pissed at me and Silos(who was also in pt). Our leader d/c and our whm, Pinksugar, gives Colbwa leader. Silos and me get kicked, and ask Flameass, "wtf is wrong with Colbwa." This is the first time i've heard about QCDN.org and how he accuses everyone of being gil sellers/buyers. He starts sending me and Silos pyschotic /tells
COLBWA: It is time.
He kept saying, "It is time" over and over again!!

PT disbands and i begin lfg again. I get invite, and we're looking for a tank. and guess what happens? Colbwa bitched my leader into inviting him. Everyone had a bad feeling about letting this ass into our pt, but we get him.

This is to the point where Colbwa starts making up Nazi shit, and tries to MPK me. And makes fukin annoying Emotes.
Bleh, its late and i gotta go.. ill tell you more later.
 
Only encounter i have had with Colbwa since returnign goes like this....

1. someone shouts in windy askign how many necklace runs to get uts quest.....
2. various ppl answer with the 140-200 average estimates....
3. Colbwa yells "just buy the necklaces you noob (not exact quote...been a while, but was insulting to say the least)"
4. i told the person might as well farm them, make some cash etc, just use the time you have to your advantage etc.
5. Colbwa starts yelling i am a noob etc, and so is the person askign for advice.....
6. Person says the want to quest uts to buy erase....
7. Colbwa repeats to buy the necklaces...anythign else is a waste of time....
8. Colbwa slap me for days.....until he/she/it forgot my name (i assume)


So i am guessing Colbwa has poor math skills, or learn that "new math".

You know that new math where casting regen(s) is a waste of mp etc >.>

But hey if you buy gil what do you care about putting in effort or accomplishing something? let alone caring about the gil you are wasting....
 
Hrunther said:
So i am guessing Colbwa has poor math skills
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Aye, he lacks in skills in every aspect of this game and life itself, but one.

That would be horse fucking. As if fucking a horse wasn't talent enough, he's actually balancing on a log as he does it just to reach the "entrance" to the equine fudge tunnel.

<Good job!>
 
Hes creepy, period.

Ex: Heres a pic of him from ffxiplayers.com.........

ColbwaFFXI.jpg


quote: "Oooo its Asia .... I love you" (he actually said this once on an airship)


Heres the first thing I thought of when I saw the above pic:

bobmortona.jpg


quote: "Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's product"

Thats all I've got......... *spooooooooooooooky*
 
asiamise said:
ColbwaFFXI.jpg
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This picture oozes of his insecurities.
Fucking off-base, out-of-whack, run-of-the-mill crazy bastard.

Jesus Christ might have mercy on his soul if he'd just kill himself.
Colbwa, you must be confused...The world doesn't need another completely worthless asshole.
 
Heh, you guys flamming him are only filling his fire to aggrivate you more. This is kind of like when you were little playing with other kids and there is always that one that aggs stuff on and picks on others. Well , by assumption, Colbwa is that person to you guys. It's funny how when people ignore them they just vanish to be remembered as "that one douche". You don't like him, lovely, then leave him alone and he'll eventually, over time, have nothing to get his kicks off of and *shocker* move on to doing something else. So if you want him to go away etc etc etc like your post say, make him go away. Stop whining about him and move on.... :roll:
 
True...

He's such a little bitch though. I can't help myself. :lol:
 
OK i left off the story at Qufim, where i landed in another pt with Colbwa.
Colbwa kept bitching at the leader to kick me. It was a good pt, but evertime someone were to make just one small mistake, he would say something like, "You bastard...kgdsjgfdlhvbklsbv kljsghbBlaBlah" Colbwa also told the leader to kick our whm, Pinksugar, because we were doing better without her. Our leader didn't like to kick people. Then a giant poped in our camp and started attacking the taru blm.

After killing the giant one of Colbwa's freinds show up. His friend mentions about the giant that attacked us. Then Colbwa says something like, "Ya, its argenin's fault, he's a Jew" Our taru blm must be a jew, because he kept slapping Colbwa after what he said about me.
It was finally time for Colbwa to leave, after putting up with all annoying emotes, cussing, and all his BS. After disbanding he brings a pugil chasing him to our camp, and uses Majin Gakure. I asssumed he was trying to MPK us, since we were fighting pugs. We were fighting a crab atm, so we got no link. From what i hear this guy is the worst MPK'er ever.

The next day, we end up in same pt again. So, i thought, "OK, ill give him another chance since we need a tank -.-" Ill explain how he starts acting like an asshole again later.
 
I don't know guys, you play videogames such as this to have fun right? Well he is doing and that and in some twisted way he is doing what many other's have never done playing this game... having fun. That's just my 2 cents on the matter
 
What the hell are you talking about?

Example: I walk up to a black guy and call him a "dumbass n____r". He proceeds to beat the shit out of me. I sue him for attacking me because "it's my way of having fun".

:roll:
 
Veteran said:
What the hell are you talking about?

Example: I walk up to a black guy and call him a "dumbass n____r". He proceeds to beat the shit out of me. I sue him for attacking me because "it's my way of having fun".

:roll:
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just keeps spitting out crap, dont mind this 2cp chimer Vet.
 
damn I wish you could edit posts here. wrong name, but just as annoying :p
 
So Argenin...Are you done wanting to give Colbwa another chance, or do you still believe in trying to understand and take the rehabilitation approach with him? :x
 
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