The Colbwa Experience.

Argenin.

Argenin.

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OK, im kinda worried that Colbwa is becoming more and more powerful as we speak. And now im remembering all the bad experiences I've had with him. So, If everyone could share your experience about him, I'd like to know.

I would post all of mine, but i doubt anyone would wanna read them all.
It would be a 5 page post. But so far Ive given this person so many chances, and he's blown them all. I will post some of my stories starting from the day Ive met him, but i would like to know wtf his problem is first and then i'll post one story after another.

And plz don't post a one sentence flame saying something like, "he's an asshole" and then ending your post just like that.

I want to hear experiences(kinda like a story)
 
Today, Colbwas emotes in Lower J were annoying me, so I kindly informed them, that every time they emoted, Baby Jesus strangled a little kitten.

That was fun.
 
More powerful in what way ?

Best advice i can give to you is to forget about Colbwa. If someone is on your nerves, the best thing to do is to not include them as someone worth reacting towards.

If Colbwa is actually harassing you, then forget about what i just said. But if anything what i just said might work too.

Other than that flame away '-'
 
Well today, he ask me for help with 5-2 mission, and i ask how many ppl he got. He reply 2, then i ask what lvl he said thief and bard lvl 56 and 58 i belive. I told him i can't fight shadowlord by myself with a bard and thief at lvl 50+. So, he said "I hate you" then the next word is "Goodbye".

It was funny, wonder how he get ppl to help with that atitude.

lvl 75/37 PLD
 
Where oh where to start?

It was one fateful day as a RNG. Lv 26.
We invite Colbwa. It all started when I tried to pull. But, as I tried to pull, Colbwa pulled at the same time. Even after telling him I was pulling, he would pull non stop. After a while he got the message, but was unhappy with the exp. So, we moved to Yhaotor to shut him up...

After all that, he starts being an ass saying that I suck at my job because I am pulling the mandies he insisted us to pull... Im Lv26. Of course Im going to die, but you wanted to pull them. PT started to defend me and then Colbwa got pissed because he was losing apparently and , well, we kicked him.

He kept saying how he was calling a GM because we were rude and disrespectful to him. Because we kicked him? O.o;; He started the whole mess... and then, to my utter shock and suprise, he starts to sexually harass our WHM and... (This is a killer) Me. ... I was scarred forever... Okay, so then we call a GM. And so, we get a 6th and get back to PTing.

Then, we see a few gobs and a lizzard go by. Led by Colbwa. Okay Ohhhh, he, tried to MPK us. It didnt work, and we simply changed location. He brought them to zone and screwed all the other PTs up... Okay, he cant MPK anymore because he just used Flee... So, he goes and /sits right on top of the mobs we are fighting and says in say "I cant bring anymore mobs, gotta wait until Flee is up.

Oh god, how I wish I had fraps up. Oh well, none of us died from his attempts and then after that the PT was beggining to disband and he kept saying in /say how he forgives us and will now accept our apologies. I was shocked... He even send me /tells saying that It isnt my fault that Im wrong. I didnt respond.

Yeah, this fool just enjoys pissing people off...

I don't like him too much. ^^
 
I've never had any contact with this person or anything, so I can't say anything. But judging from Ploking's reply, WOW. What an egotisical IDIOT.
 
*nod nod*

Stay away from him, he is the devil like nothing you have seen before!! XD

Even Ol' Colin hates him! O.o;;
 
Typhan said:
I've never had any contact with this person or anything, so I can't say anything. But judging from Ploking's reply, WOW. What an egotisical IDIOT.
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OMG what did i just say about posting something like that!!
If you've never had an experience don't post.
 
I've had personal experiences with Colbwa, I've talked to him on the phone. But I can assure you, he does what he does to get attention. Originally, he wanted to be known, but only sometimes he regrets getting known from being an ass. Outside the game, he's not as bad as you think. Fairly intelligent, just lacking some common sense. He's more than an ass, that's for sure, but he doesn't intend to let it go outside the game. If it does, like, you get seriously upset, if you are honest with him and tell him that seriously, he WILL stop and apologize, because that's the only reason he's my friend now, is because though originally, I fought right back with him, when he hurt me emotionally, he apologized.

I don't support his way of doing things, but he has changed a bit from his more n00b days.
 
He kept begging me for 5-2 help non stop, even after I said no, more than 2 times. I then explained to him that I was in Xabard<sp?> to help some people do G2, and left me alone.

Pretty much I feel bad for those who help him, cuz he will want a HNM ls one day, and someone will let him in. :roll:
 
I only have one personal experience with colbwa. When I was leveing through Yhoator on some job, maybe monk, we were camping in the cave with mandy's and gobs at both exits. Colbwa comes running through our camp headed towards the zone to Yuhtunga, with 3 of the higher level gobs a little ways after him.

We knew that they would come back once he zoned/died, so we started getting ready so we wouldn't be surprised in a fight. Then I see him start shouting about looking for a party, all the while zoning these 3 goblins.

Those gobs eventually reach the rest of the parties in the zones and just lay waste to everyone around. Eventually some high levels show up and kill it and Colbwa is shouting about lfg the entire time, acting like he didnt' just kill half the zone.
 
Let's see what haven't I seen this idiot do:

- Making annoying shouts and emotes in Jeuno non-stop.
- Making inappropriate emotes towards several male Mithra players. :lol:
- Play like a combination of a gimp and a retard at MY job.
- Try to let him know a few helpful things about Thief, get yelled at.
- Have him send me tells saying how he knows I'm an idito and forgives.

I blacklisted him at this point, and it's saved me some of his blatant public stupidity in Jeuno since. Not a good Thief unless he improved about forty-five-hundred fold.

Yet, he has higher rank then me and a higher main. Also saw him sporting AF gloves the other day. Just perfect. Another person who can't play my job gets further at it.
 
I had read a few times on here what an ass he was, and then finally just a couple of days ago I found out how stupid he was myself. I have a bazaar messages that says:

Woodworking 51
Ninja for Hire!
Hello! Scorpian Harness <3

So as a 60 ninja I can help a few people out on various tasks, usually don't take money just do it to be nice. And he sends me a tell out of no where while I'm AFK outside of jeuno about to go afk bazaar (I don't like to tax my customers ^~)

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Can't believe the dork wouldnt take no for an answer :roll:
 
Lyrai said:
I don't support his way of doing things, but he has changed a bit from his more n00b days.
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If he used to have a char named Bwa insted of Colbwa then yeah, I ran into him when he was a n00b. It's still by far the worst experiece with a person I've ever had. He went balistic on me in Kazham because I woudln't for a party with him. That was a over a year ago and I still havn't forgotten, that's how much of an idiot he was... if you are his freind, then you are a stronger person than I 'cause I still hate him to death X.x
 
Galaika said:
Today, Colbwas emotes in Lower J were annoying me, so I kindly informed them, that every time they emoted, Baby Jesus strangled a little kitten.

That was fun.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i was there in lower jeuno when u said that. that made me cry laughing
 
oh I could write a book!

Ok here's how I first met Colbwa:

I was in Kea's MithraPride LS and we had a meeting, well Colbwa was a new recruit. The meeting wasn't very pleasant to start and Colbwa was being a general ass the whole time. Then afterwards Kea comes to us and says something like "Colbwa thinks she'd (Kea called all Mithra "She" even if they were male players) be a better leader for this shell and has some fantastic ideas." So he proceeds to demand that we do this and that Ie. level at least all crafts to 100 and dominate the economy Oo;

Anyway, I wound up blisting Colbwa right there and ever since that night, he would follow around and harass ex-MithraPride members (the shell broke up, partly because of this guy).

Then one day I was leveling RDM and was in a party and someone left.. guess who the pickup was? Colbwa... Myself and the NIN both had him on blist and he was apparenty talking smack but I didn't care, I couldn't hear it :lol: Time came for myself and the NIN to disband (We had given tons of warning ahead of time) and then Colbwa starts disengage pulling so the NIN and I can't leave. Well, we got sick of it and disbanded, leaving Colbwa with his pulled mob :lol:

Then I think I've been invited into parties with Colbwa in it after this also, I always disband, saying "I'm sorry I will not party with Colbwa." They always beg me to stay, but I won't, he is a jackass. :roll:
 
Wow. I had no idea he was such a hated person.

Around three days ago, that would be Thursday the 14th of May, I had just logged on. My computer kind of runs slow in Lower Jeuno (even with my new graphics card!) and suddenly I get a tell from Colbwa asking for Rank5-2 help. Of course, I know I'm really not that high enough to join a 5-2 mission, but I figure the kid needs some help & I'll take a death or two just to fight the Shadow Lord. I join the party & notice that no one really has more than 1,000 health. I hit my party tab from the main menu and everyone but myself is /anon.

I think, oh, well, maybe it's just a bunch of mages. Anyway, we get to Xacabard(sp?) and as everyone loads on my screen I notice what I was afraid of lv50 gear! Almost no one has AF, some kid asked if we could fight Dark Spark while we were here. I'm thinking: "Ohnoez. I'm going to die a lot." I was the second highest person there, and as a 63RDM. The highest was a 75WHM who didn't seem to know what they were doing.

I was planning on force d/c'ing because I like my xps, I like them ever-so-much, but Colbwa saved me from doing that! Someone got ghoul aggro (gofigure) and Colbwa d/c's himself! Ha~ In a few moments, all of a sudden, the WHM disconnects and I usher the rest of the kids to the Castle Gates without incident. Then I asked for D2. XD
 
This guy is a complete idiot, i dont like to slam people and categorize them by one term alone but good god.

First time, I made a mt and he jumped down my throat about how i had any proof anyone was a gilbuyer etc etc etc.. finally he got his jollies off and i ended the conversation after about 15 minutes.

Fast forward 2 months, yesterday he asks me for help on 5-2. I say thanks, but im only 10k tnl and will get utsusemi: ni. He just started bein an ass after that saying it would take too much time to run to the AH and buy it, when the jackass didnt realize i already had ni, I just couldnt use it on thf till i hit 74. So after him just bein an all around ass I finally temp blist him.

Come 30 mins later i remove the blist and hes still sending me tells asking for help. I cant wait for the day he quits, what a little brat.
 
TOTAL.FUCKING.LOSER.
/blist is the best feature in game.

I'd go on in detail, but there is no point. I've been an attempted victim of MPKing, both solo ( East Sarutabaruta lol )and in a party. He has hung around my level 12 Valkurm Dunes party before, killing all the XP MOBs, even though he was around level 50 at the time. :roll:

He'd go on and on about how his equipment ruled and mine sucked, when in fact I just had better equipment, period. When he sends /tells, he just tries to belittle you in any way he can and make himself shine. In fact, he just makes himself look like dirt...A spitting image of something people universally hate...Except for Lyrai, I guess. I wouldn't bother with him unless you're trying to expand your patience threshold. But that's up to you.

All in all, there is NOTHING to appreciate about him. Why? He won't give you the time of day unless he feels like it, yet he expects so much of others after the way he treats them. Anyone who hasn't /blisted him, do so. Trust the good people on this one. Trying your best to bring out his good side is wasted effort. You could find 10 all around good people before you manage to find his good side.

Fuck that guy.
 
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