The DarkKnight Sketchbook

[K. Ishitar]

Aww Khi. I know you're intimidated by women but c'mon snookums, give it a rest. You'll learn that the pussy isn't out to hurt you as soon as you see a human one for the first time.

I saw Rosie O' Donald's once and it nearly killed me

True story

 

[Morwen]

As I see it, there are too many clothes on for it to have happened.

I second this. Being a woman with a sound mind, I require newdies to substantiate such flagrant rumors.

 

[Lucki]

Aww Khi. I know you're intimidated by women but c'mon snookums, give it a rest. You'll learn that the pussy isn't out to hurt you as soon as you see a human one for the first time.



Oh do go on...

Must spread more rep...

 

[Linhjah]

I saw Rosie O' Donald's once and it nearly killed me

True story

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Lucki]

As I see it, there are too many clothes on for it to have happened.

I second this. Being a woman with a sound mind, I require newdies to substantiate such flagrant rumors.

She'd kill me if I showed those...

 

[Morwen]

I saw Rosie O' Donald's once and it nearly killed me

True story

Like I said, human.

She'd kill me if I showed those...

C'mon! Why would I tell? I don't even know your girlfriend (though I'd like to >_>) so its no harm, no foul!

 

[K. Ishitar]

oh damn I thought they all had tentacles lashing out of them, I'll hit the streets tonight and find out!

 

[Lucki]

Like I said, human.



C'mon! Why would I tell? I don't even know your girlfriend (though I'd like to >_>) so its no harm, no foul!

Fine... here's a little taste of what I have. It's censored for QCDN purposes, but you can still make out what it is we're doing.

Spoiler:

 

[Lackey]

oh damn I thought they all had tentacles lashing out of them, I'll hit the streets tonight and find out!

so you're into that, huh?

 

[Morwen]

lmfao, awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah

I'm going home have fun kids

 

[K. Ishitar]

so you're into that, huh?

as long as they don't leave teeth marks on the rod of glory then it's A-OK!

but her's was spewing out acid and growing heads like the ones in Aliens

 

[Linhjah]

as long as they don't leave teeth marks on the rod of glory then it's A-OK!

but her's was spewing out acid and growing heads like the ones in Aliens

The rod of glory? Is your penis a lost Indiana Jones movie?

 

[Lackey]

as long as they don't leave teeth marks on the rod of glory then it's A-OK!

but her's was spewing out acid and growing heads like the ones in Aliens

I knew she was a hydra!!!!

 

[K. Ishitar]

The rod of glory? Is your penis a lost Indiana Jones movie?

well it all happened so fast... the tentacles started to lash out and me and I panicked and got the fuck out of there...

It sure felt like a I.J. movie though, I can't say what happened to little timmy but I'm afraid to go back and check.

 

[Linhjah]

well it all happened so fast... the tentacles started to lash out and me and I panicked and got the fuck out of there...

It sure felt like a I.J. movie though, I can't say what happened to little timmy but I'm afraid to go back and check.

You lose man points for being afraid to check on your penis.

 

[K. Ishitar]

You lose man points for being afraid to check on your penis.

I will not deny it, I've been in exile ever since. No man can lose that king cobra...he's just not a king anymore...

same reason we're afraid of vivisecotomies(sp?) and such! (read: no venom to put that prey in place)

 

[Lucki]

Some men have king cobra's, others have inch worms.

 

[Linhjah]

Some men have king cobra's, others have inch worms.

And then there is "little Timmy"...

 

[K. Ishitar]

ah yes, Little Timmy was never quite the same after that....still he can hold his ground against these false king cobras of today.


Am I the only one regretting that kay can't draw right now? We're giving her like plenty of funny material.

 

[Lucki]

Am I the only one regretting that kay can't draw right now? We're giving her like plenty of funny material.

You're not the only one...