The DarkKnight Sketchbook

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*Ring*
(Lucki) Help Desk, Athletics
(Moron) My email isn't working
(Lucki) There was a power outage over in AV Williams, where the email servers are located. So right now it's not up.
(Moron) Do you know when it will be?
(Lucki) No, OIT didn't give me an ETA on that.
(Moron) Well I need it working, there are emails that I need to send that were due out last week.
(Lucki) ...
 
Lucki said:
*Ring*
(Lucki) Help Desk, Athletics
(Moron) My email isn't working
(Lucki) There was a power outage over in AV Williams, where the email servers are located. So right now it's not up.
(Moron) Do you know when it will be?
(Lucki) No, OIT didn't give me an ETA on that.
(Moron) Well I need it working, there are emails that I need to send that were due out last week.
(Lucki) ...
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lazy bastard should've sent them out last week then.

/em tosses lucki a beer.
 
Lucki said:
*Ring*
(Lucki) Help Desk, Athletics
(Moron) My email isn't working
(Lucki) There was a power outage over in AV Williams, where the email servers are located. So right now it's not up.
(Moron) Do you know when it will be?
(Lucki) No, OIT didn't give me an ETA on that.
(Moron) Well I need it working, there are emails that I need to send that were due out last week.
(Lucki) ...
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Srsly. I know you have that magic button next to your desk that will clear that power outage right up and that you are intentionally not pushing it just to fuck with the moron.
 
Grayfox said:
lazy bastard should've sent them out last week then.

/em tosses lucki a beer.
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/grabs

Thanks, I'm going to need this...

Linhjah said:
Srsly. I know you have that magic button next to your desk that will clear that power outage right up and that you are intentionally not pushing it just to fuck with the moron.
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Well, I am an asshole like that.
 
i'd love to have a button like that
 
also there's no such thing as dumb questions from customers in customer service....

just bad customer service since the consumer is always right
 
K. Ishitar said:
also there's no such thing as dumb questions from customers in customer service....

just bad customer service since the consumer is always right
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I will rate you down every chance I get if you ever say this again. And, each time I do it, I will lock you in a closet full of ammonia overnight.
 
Lucki said:
*Ring*
(Lucki) Help Desk, Athletics
(Moron) My email isn't working
(Lucki) There was a power outage over in AV Williams, where the email servers are located. So right now it's not up.
(Moron) Do you know when it will be?
(Lucki) No, OIT didn't give me an ETA on that.
(Moron) Well I need it working, there are emails that I need to send that were due out last week.
(Lucki) ...
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Lucki and his customers
(Works either way imo)
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K. Ishitar said:
also there's no such thing as dumb questions from customers in customer service....

just bad customer service since the consumer is always right
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You've obviously never worked a real customer service job before...
 
I've worked in a job extremely like Lucki's, but mine was for Sears/Kmart employees: retail. So if people have server issues with the computer running the store, their little scanner guns or even registers they would call me.

There are such things as stupid questions. Believe us when we say that.
 
Linhjah said:
I will rate you down every chance I get if you ever say this again. And, each time I do it, I will lock you in a closet full of ammonia overnight.
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it's a joke...?

most of my responses are


I used to work at a gas station, I get them all the time and responses esp when they're drunk and/or on drugs
 
Linhjah said:
And stupid people...
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Oh god yes....

"My SNC isn't working, what do I do?" (portable device at most Sears stores)
'Well just one moment, let me check your server status... everything seems to be fine there. Is your SNC on and connected to the RF points in the service area?'
"Nothing shows on the screen"
'Hmm... ok... is it on?'
"No, it wont turn on"
'Ah.. where did you find it this morning?'
"Under the bench"
'Your battery is dead'
"These have batteries??"
 
Morwen said:
Oh god yes....

"My SNC isn't working, what do I do?" (portable device at most Sears stores)
'Well just one moment, let me check your server status... everything seems to be fine there. Is your SNC on and connected to the RF points in the service area?'
"Nothing shows on the screen"
'Hmm... ok... is it on?'
"No, it wont turn on"
'Ah.. where did you find it this morning?'
"Under the bench"
'Your battery is dead'
"These have batteries??"
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LOL... You should have said that it runs off of your suffering, and that it should now be fully charged.
 
Lucki said:
LOL... You should have said that it runs off of your suffering, and that it should now be fully charged.
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ROFL
 
When my work-friends call with a problem, and ask me why something isn't working, I usually tell them "Because God hates me".
 
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