The DarkKnight Sketchbook

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because I just got back from afk

but I'll save you Gray with a slayer's test

If you see a Kayleen dead on the ground what do you do?

Give exact details and how you came to this conclusion, don't forget to cite your sources

First if i wasn't there when she hit the dirt i'd ask for a re-cap. Then after laughing hysterically i'd do a little dance on the corpse then run away as she's getting raised. And perhaps some mild raeping would occur if the mood strikes me.:evilsmile:
 
Wrong, you run away, because whatever killed me is right next to you probobly.
 
Slayers don't run, we just kind of flop and then lay motionless.
 
very close....you get a B+ on that test...

I shall reveal the most correct answer shortly
 
very close....you get a B+ on that test...

I shall reveal the most correct answer shortly

I feel a kay drawing coming on after your next post khi.
 
Well, if the answer isn't T-bagging her corpse in a santa suit then I guess I'm no Slayer... oh wait I'm thinking of Khidir and Ecks..
 
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Here we are...another fine moment in slayer history

my source- http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=36205&page=61

your answer was very valid and an above average one...one would inquire kayleen about her unfortunate death to stir up her emotions of hatred. Then you offer to help and come raise or kill the monster next to her. Once you arrive at the body check it's temperature, say that you're viewing the surroundings before making any moves to raise her to distract her of course.

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Once you have concluded that her body is above normal area temperature, you proceed to inquire about something that you want from kay...(other than sex, why? we'll get to this later). You must ask this while kay is in her pissed mood.

I was giving Kayleen some grief for rushing me to raise her while Zackash was far away on his whm coming for r3 so she really didn't need me...

Of course Kayleen refuses to acknowledge this so inch by inch I press myself upon her starting with the not so essential parts to the breasts. Continue to antagonize and work your way along either up or down, no particular order usually starting from bottom down pisses kay off more and that's where the bonus points lie^_^.

Optional: You may first disgrace her before groping her

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this helps continue the pissed off mood and give the karma kay deserves back then you can violate as much as you please...

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But when R3 comes...RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!

or you may face the heart snatcher penalty...

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However if performed right you will get your cleavage and maybe your desire granted^^
 
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Now why didn't i think of that?
 

All I get from this is you being your usual self (read: an ass) and that kayleen wanted you violated in several different languages. Congratulations, here's your prize! It's your last avatar back.
 
Now why didn't i think of that?

After years of experience it still takes vital charisma and ingenuity to pull it off...even I have not completely perfected my technique.

Ecks:

Your simple rape is only a shallow means of truly working kay's nerve you have yet to outperform me. Besides everyone knows they gotta be in the mood right?
 
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Well that's the thing I guess. I don't deliberately try to piss her off. o_O Unlike you I don't have an intentional death wish. Mine come accidentally, because I don't think sometimes.
 
C'mon Ecks, where's your sense of adventure? If you're not being chased around by an extremely mad lady who wants to shiv you eight ways from sunday, what's the point of living?
 
*facepalm* You guys are hopeless.
 
*facepalm* You guys are hopeless.

Completely and utterly my good man, but as much as i'd love to stay up and laugh all night i must get up in like 6 hours to mold young minds, so i shall talk to all you guys tomorrow.... err today.
 
Shaping young minds? Aside from my initial, immediate reaction of panic and fear, I'm going to guess either zealous cult leader or school teacher.

Could be the same thing.
 
C'mon Ecks, where's your sense of adventure? If you're not being chased around by an extremely mad lady who wants to shiv you eight ways from sunday, what's the point of living?

pay no mind to Kay's cheerleader, stick with me you'll learn great things
 
pay no mind to Kay's cheerleader, stick with me you'll learn great things

Like how to annoy all 5 Dynamis leaders in three easy letters: A F K
 
Like how to annoy all 5 Dynamis leaders in three easy letters: A F K

Or when you prefer to solo Animated Horn, oh man those were some flutes up my ass that night
 
Shaping young minds? Aside from my initial, immediate reaction of panic and fear, I'm going to guess either zealous cult leader or school teacher.

Could be the same thing.

haha /hands wenny some "Kool-aid":spiteful:


Well i'm off till 4:00 ladies and gentleman gotta field trip today, not looking forward to having to watch all these kids run around the science center.
 
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