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Morwen said:
My bedroom faces east and my neighbor is crazy and tries to look in my window.
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Oh well that's different then. Aluminum foil that bitch (the neighbor and the window)
 
Every once in a while people on Vent get to hear: Brb, neighbors in the backyard again.

I think last time was when he was throwing his dogs poop into our backyard, running around and scooping it back to his yard. I asked him "MARK... what the hell are you doing!?" 'The agents put poop in your backyard, I think they're trying to poison your dog!'

Mark, I've known all my life. He's in his late 40s and is a perfect example of why acid and LSD are not good to use frequently in your youth along with other assorted recreational drugs. He's also called the cops on me once when I came home for lunch in my black car and my black pantsuit. He told them the FBI was breaking into my house.
 
Morwen said:
Every once in a while people on Vent get to hear: Brb, neighbors in the backyard again.

I think last time was when he was throwing his dogs poop into our backyard, running around and scooping it back to his yard. I asked him "MARK... what the hell are you doing!?" 'The agents put poop in your backyard, I think they're trying to poison your dog!'

Mark, I've known all my life. He's in his late 40s and is a perfect example of why acid and LSD are not good to use frequently in your youth along with other assorted recreational drugs. He's also called the cops on me once when I came home for lunch in my black car and my black pantsuit. He told them the FBI was breaking into my house.
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gold. i needed a funny story to start my day :)
 
Yes I'm glad I could help.

~_~ /yawn.
 
Its interesting, to say the least. All of our rowdy neighbors have either left or finally settled down so he's about the only thing left to be entertained by.
 
Morwen said:
Every once in a while people on Vent get to hear: Brb, neighbors in the backyard again.

I think last time was when he was throwing his dogs poop into our backyard, running around and scooping it back to his yard. I asked him "MARK... what the hell are you doing!?" 'The agents put poop in your backyard, I think they're trying to poison your dog!'

Mark, I've known all my life. He's in his late 40s and is a perfect example of why acid and LSD are not good to use frequently in your youth along with other assorted recreational drugs. He's also called the cops on me once when I came home for lunch in my black car and my black pantsuit. He told them the FBI was breaking into my house.
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I validate this.
 
Validate my leaving work and going back to bed.
 
morning and thanks for the morning story lol
 
Morwen said:
Validate my leaving work and going back to bed.
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I validate this.



If this guy I'm talking to says "What happened wuz..." one more fucking time...
 
Things I hate:
  • People

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add waking up and remembering you have work..
 
Morwen, you would prolly kick all the guys asses if you were an FBI agent...
 
I do anyways. Its the best way to get them to leave you alone.
 
When i am Rich and not so famous...come work for me....

1 grand a day?
 
On the plus side, I got a Wii and SMB yesterday.
 
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