The "Dumbest Things You've ever said!"...Thread

[Rayn]

In 6th grade, I sat near the front of the class next to the 'cute girl' and we'd joke around a lot.

I was going to say "Well that's just spiffy!" and not mere feet from the teacher, I said "Well that's just stiffy!" The girl fell out of her chair from laughing so hard.

You've always been a smooth talker Langly, so I'm not suprised.

 

[Langly]

Totally a freudian slip.

But of course... 6th grade. Any boy can remember the constant circus in their pants. It was bound to come outta my mouth sometime.

 

[K. Ishitar]

Totally a freudian slip.

But of course... 6th grade. Any boy can remember the constant circus in their pants. It was bound to come outta my mouth sometime.

I wouldn't feel too bad lol, just today I was talking smooth to someone...

Every thursday I tutor for AVID at my former highschool usually freshmen and sophomores due to schedules.


I'm tutoring with other students and hear a knock on the door and open it and see a girl walk in, kinda cute my mind thinks jailbait and I turn around and resume business as usual. I get up start walking around making sure everyone is doing their work and I see that same girl just sitting at an empty table looking at another group.

Me: Are you an aide or are you a student?

Her: I'm a tutor...

Mind- Smooth Dumbass

Me: Ah, sorry just assumed...

Her: Don't worry I get that a lot.

Everyone laughed a bit and knew who she was lol, I only work there part-time one day a week and thought there was only one tutor. She looked like she was a sophomore or junior >_>;

Good thing she gets that a lot hence her not being so mad XD. Sometimes I forget I'm fresh out of highschool although I look older with my beard.

 

[Romper]

I wouldn't feel too bad lol, just today I was talking smooth to someone...

Every thursday I tutor for AVID at my former highschool usually freshmen and sophomores due to schedules.


I'm tutoring with other students and hear a knock on the door and open it and see a girl walk in, kinda cute my mind thinks jailbait and I turn around and resume business as usual. I get up start walking around making sure everyone is doing their work and I see that same girl just sitting at an empty table looking at another group.

Me: Are you an aide or are you a student?

Her: I'm a tutor...

Mind- Smooth Dumbass

Me: Ah, sorry just assumed...

Her: Don't worry I get that a lot.

Everyone laughed a bit and knew who she was lol, I only work there part-time one day a week and thought there was only one tutor. She looked like she was a sophomore or junior >_>;

Good thing she gets that a lot hence her not being so mad XD. Sometimes I forget I'm fresh out of highschool although I look older with my beard.

Should have gone for it Khid finding that out.

 

[Makelith]

He probably did. He just wanted to make the story more school appropriate.

We all know how much of a smooth talker Kihdir is......

 

[K. Ishitar]

He probably did. He just wanted to make the story more school appropriate.

We all know how much of a smooth talker Khidir is......

Dunno, I apparently forgot when i was grading papers and then had to leave shortly after for a half hour drive to school.

I feel like Pasquale...(messing with ya bud).

 

[Pasquale]

Should have gone for it Khid finding that out.

Shit, shoulda gone for it anyway. Sophmore/junior is such a gray area.

Dunno, I apparently forgot when i was grading papers and then had to leave shortly after for a half hour drive to school.

I feel like Pasquale...(messing with ya bud).

Hey!

No, you're right, I'm terrible with women.

 

[Rannoch]

Mine was to Khidir,

"Let me add you to my friends list"



Just kidding, I love you.



Not really.

 

[K. Ishitar]

Mine was to Khidir,

"Let me add you to my friends list"



Just kidding, I love you.



Not really.

Spoiler:

 

[Rannoch]

I was drunk.
That was my brother playing.
That was my sister playing.
I was hacked.
I was on my period.
That was Alex.
That was photoshopped.

 

[Tristam Green]

I was drunk.
That was my brother playing.
That was my sister playing.
I was hacked.
I was on my period.
That was Alex.
That was photoshopped.

liar. you've said the same crap to me before online, and i know it was you, because your brother was out back doing it to a roadsign @.@

 

[K. Ishitar]

I was drunk.
That was my brother playing.
That was my sister playing.
I was hacked.
I was on my period.
That was Alex.
That was photoshopped.

This is why you're my friend; the ability to make light of a situation.

nin edit: lmfao

 

[Jeska]

Mine was "Sure I'll try this game called FFXI, might be fun for a week or so."

 

[Dejavu]

I'm sorry to slightly derail here but the best excuse ever was i have narcolepsy... i cant remember who said it though but i almost fell outta my chair that day.

 

[Rannoch]

liar. you've said the same crap to me before online, and i know it was you, because your brother was out back doing it to a roadsign @.@

You know my love for you is infinite, as long as i'm paid the right amount, and drunk enough.

Also, I think stine knows, we're fucked.

 

[Tristam Green]

You know my love for you is infinite, as long as i'm paid the right amount, and drunk enough.

Also, I think stine knows, we're fucked.

lmao. Clearly the situation stands that "Trist needs lovin' too; but he's gotta pay."

Another dumb thing I've ever said:

Interviewer: "So, where do you see yourself in five years?"
Me: "Your job"

 

[K. Ishitar]

I'm sorry to slightly derail here but the best excuse ever was i have narcolepsy... i cant remember who said it though but i almost fell outta my chair that day.

Dunno, I've gotten I'm pregnant before; granted I just assumed it was true because it's not my business, but when I heard it I couldn't help but think BS.

Trist: Ouch, you get the job?

 

[Trippyhippy]

I had a big arguement with a room full of people about what sort of animal goofy was. I always thought goofy was a mouse. A goofy ass version of Mickey. I figured if he was a dog, he wouldn't be able to talk, very much like pluto. I was very adamant about the whole thing.

So I looked it up, and I was wrong. I had to go tell a room full of people who I had just been argueing with for 20 minutes that they were completely right, and I was an idiot. Well, that idiot bit was them. As we all know, I'm as close to perfect as a person can get.

 

[Aitken]

this isn't mine but my friend told me about it, he has a little brother with a friend thats a girl and she was over his house one time (mind there only in kindergarden)

Girl Friend: Hey do you wanna see my shorts?

Brother: Ok

Brother: Hey dad!, erens taking off her pants to show me something cool!

and for me the dumbest thing i've ever said must have to be:
Dude Halo 3 kicks ass!

psst we all know CoD4 ftw now...

 

[cownchicken]

well i kno alger's would be "it looks like a penis"

mine would be "WTF"