The fish accidentally "slipped" into the penis...I swear

[Hitokiri]

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.

 

[Miruyasha]

I know theres a parasitic catfish in the Amazon that if you pee it'll swim up your urine stream into your urethra, but this is...what the fuck lol

 

[Hitokiri]

I know theres a parasitic catfish in the Amazon that if you pee it'll swim up your urine stream into your urethra, but this is...what the fuck lol

I couldn't resist, so I was able to find this:

The legendary candiru, or 'willy fish' as it sometimes less politely called, is known about well outside its native range in the freshwater rivers of the Amazon basin....

There's also a video, and a dramatic reconstruction of the event, if you're not too squeamish.

 

[Miruyasha]

I'm not normally squeemish, but this'd be something I couldn't handle watching lol.

lol @ willy fish