The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual

[Bustaballs]

http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

And can't forget "The Lost Wii Safety Pages"

http://www.flickr.com/photos/iconfactory/314972577/in/set-72157594406897342/

Edit: Best ones:

 

[Uzor]

I wanted to have sex with my Wii and then propose to it... you mean to say that's not good?!

And I were planning to parashoot with it on our honey moon =(

 

[Oropher]

I wanted to have sex with my Wii and then propose to it... you mean to say that's not good?!(

no. you have to propose to it first, THEN you can hit it.

 

[Uzor]

no. you have to propose to it first, THEN you can hit it.

I'm not marrying anything without fucking it first =/

 

[Nitram]

ROFL :rofl emoticon we dont have:

 

[Bajaratt]

That reminded me of this:

 

[Pasquale]

I wish that one worked. My toaster met an untimely end yesterday when it decided to burn my fingers after burning my delicious waffles.