False, although this one time when I was around 5, I saw my mother naked and I was in shock the whole day.
The person below me will amount to nothing in life and will die alone while listening to Hawthorne Heights on a sunday afternoon of next year after drinking a sierra mist that tasted almost exactly like sprite except for that little zing at the end that just kinda makes your mind say "Holy shit that ain't sprite", even though you really wish you had a sprite but that dude with the horrendous B.O. was blocking all the good sodas so you were left with only picking between Barg's or Arizona Ice Tea, but you never liked Arizona Ice tea because of that one time your aunt gave you some but you'd noticed one fo her huge hairs had fallen in the cup with ice cubes that seemed to have been filled with dirty water which totally ruined your day, you still drank it, and you found out that the ice cubes were not filled with dirty water but another ice tea your aunt had poured into the ice cube tray that supposedly adds flavor to any drink even though it smelled like your fathers socks after a long day of work at the carnival which has some of the best corn dogs you ever tasted and every time you taste those bull shit micro wave corndogs you wish you had the ones from the carnival where you met that girl on the medium sized ferris wheel with the perky tits and tight ass, she gave you her number but apparently she was planning on moving 3 countys away in less than a month so you were all "fuck that, i got shit to do", later on you realized the girl would have given you some and till this day you beat yourself up about how awesome it woulda been to tap that ass, now you live your life out as a cashier at the Local Safeway with a really cute girl at cashier 6 but she always seems to keep to herself, and you tell yourself "Maybe that'll be my wife someday..." and she eventually does become your wife which would prove my first statement wrong, defying the laws of time, space and gravity causing the universe to implode.
