MacGuyver
false, get a job SON and buy your own glasses, when I was your age I used to swim ten miles to school every day, and so on...
the person below me has seen the episode of MacGuyver where he searches for the fountain of youth, and uses a laser invented by people over 3000 years ago to solve a puzzle, and explode the wall of a cave with it. The cave's wall was covered with gunpowder, the laser hitting it caused the explosion.
The laser was quite complex. 3 Gold scepters with crystals at the top of them lined up ( maybe a foot or two away from each other), and a gold sphere with a ruby inside was the front of the laser. The sunlight came into the top of the sphere, the light reflected off of the ruby, blah blah... but only at that EXACT time and day would it have happened, and the laser was created.
the episode was called "Mountain of Youth" i believe, I may be mistaken though...
it looked something like this...
Rough diagram; not drawn to scale.
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?io1nnzrwj48
did I mention the person below me has seen this episode?