"The Person Below Me" (Forum Game!)

False, no thanks.

The person below me can't believe that this thread is already at 117 pages.
 
There were once a Puerto Rican, a Cuban, and an American that found a well that when you leapt over it and asked for a wish, it would come true. So, the Puerto Rican jumps over and says: "Women.", and a bunch of hot women fell on top of him. The Cuban jumps and says: "Money" and a shower of 1000 dollar bills fell on top of him. The American starts jumping, and slips... "Shit!!!!"
 
True.

Another:
So, a Dominican guy (yes, us Puerto Ricans do Dominican jokes a lot) is walking down the street and goes into a store that says: "No Dominicans allowed" but he decided that the vendor couldn't possibly know he was a Dominican. He walks in: "Excuse me," he says to a salesman, "how much is this TV set?" The salesman tells him: "No Dominicans allowed." Frustrated, he leaves. He decides to try again, but this time dressed differently with a moustache. He walks in, "Excuse me, this TV set, is it HD?" "No Dominicans allowed", he's told. Confused, he walks out. He decides to dress like a monk. He walks in, he feels confident. "Sir," he says, "what's the cost of this TV?" "For the love of God," the salesman says, "it's a microwave, and there are no Dominicans allowed here!"
 
Answa, I heard the joke you said about the guy saying "Shit" like a million years ago. But, the second joke is alright.

The person below me wants more jokes.
 
Ok, did you read the nun one in the Yusuke thread?

Also:

There were once a planeful of Dominicans and a single Puerto Rican. Don't ask me how, but the floor of the plane broke off and everyone had to hold on to it as they sort of parachuted down. The thing is, the captain noticed they were falling too fast and concluded just one person needed to sacrifice himself. Naturally, everyone turned to the Puerto Rican. He resigned himself profusely. But, after much coaxing, he said: "Fine, I will. But, in my honor, I'd like for you all to clap for me." And they did.
 
Heh, I did, and here's anoher one:

There were once a captain of unknown origin, a Dominican, a Puerto Rican, a Boy Scout, and an old priest in a plane. The plane starts having engine failure and starts descending alarmingly. The captain quickly tells his passengers and goes to look for the parachutes. He notices there are only four parachutes. He informs his passengers of the bad news. After some silence, the old priest says "Well, the Boy Scout has to go, he has much to live for." Everyone agreed, so they strapped him up and sent him down after instructing him how to operate it. The Puerto Rican, a young man, tells the rest that he has a family to go to, his first daughter had just been born. They all agree to let him go. The Dominican, desperate, takes one and jumps off. The priest, resolute, informs the captain of his decision to stay. He said he had already lived his life, and he couldn't bear the thought of him coming before a younger, more important man. The captain suddenly started laughing. "Good God, man! How can you laugh at such a time!?" "Well, Father," said the captain, "that stupid Dominican took the Boy Scout's backpack!"
 
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I have another one... >=)

There were once a Puerto Rican, an American, and a Dominican taken as POWs. They were sent to stay in a tent together and wait for the next day to see what would happen. Their spirits were low... The next morning, they're pushed all the way to a sinister-looking tent and suddenly are face-to-face with the seeming commander of the place. "You have two choices", he says, "you can pick the electric chair, or the guillotine." The first up was the Puerto Rican. "The electric chair", he said. He was sent to the right side of the tent, away from the view of the others. He sat down, got strapped in, and was ready to go. The executor flipped the switch... nothing happened. "The hell...?" He wondered. He checked the cables and everything and tried again. Nothing happened. "Awww, shit, gtfo of here!" He was free. Overjoyed, the Puerto Rican is dismissed and as he walks. Grinning, he tells the American: "The electric chair doesn't work." Of course, the American chooses the electric chair. Hopeful, the executor flips the switch after he had been readied. Nothing happened. "Oh, wtf?! Get out of here, you scum!" And he kicked the machinery. The American was saved. Dumbstruck, the American seemed to be skipping. He stopped by the Dominican's side and whispered in his ear: "The electric chair doesn't work." Undoubtedly, the Dominican put this information to use when he was asked his choice: "The guillotine, since the electric chair doesn't work."
 
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