I died a few times but as usual dynamis was fun and of course fun=death and death= foosk looking to violate as much as he can >_>....(is he picking up my habits?!)
I could go on and finish but I think I'll leave it here the next story is way too funny to do before bed...nite guys
First trial
Okay, next day I decide to farm in Misreaux Coast off of bugards, now I don't think I have a hatred twoard any mob but if I did bugards would take the cake. I only went there because I thought farming there would be faster(since I had a lot of space). Well lo and behold I see Megalobugard pop.
I've heard that his regen is pretty strong but I'm like "Pfft, I'm a fucking Red Mage he's horseshit when I'm done with him."
I start meleeing him and realize soon as 73rdm/25thf that I can't beat this guy due to his regen, but lets go into what I did wrong and why the fight shouldn't have taken that long...
1. Convert- I wasn't really watching my hp, when i solo I don't really worry so much about it because my mp for solo is only ~500 well... not paying attention to your hp much can lead to lessened mp regain and lower hp(read: a quicker way to kill you). Basic rule of convert that I forgot >_>; I was suprised okay?!
2. I didn't think his hp tick be over ~50ish-60 (bio II and poison made little dents my dagger was the only thing bringing him down and barely).
Well at this point I was realizing that I bit off more than I could chew(first time right lol?), and began to call for help.
Khi>> Megalobugard need help
Keimasuro>> Sorry Khi I don't have access
Khi>> =/
Khi>> Zack?
Zackash>> CoP Static meets today, can't make it over there and back.
Our saving grace(read: Kayleen) wasn't online, and I was running out of mp; 8mp to be precise, but I remembered that I was subbing thf and for the first time in my life I was glad to sub thf for one reason...
Flee
I fled down to the campfire area and converted and cured myself, I had an idea though, Mr. Bugard was closing in...
*Khidir flings a Poison spell on the Orcish Trooper*
I'm not sure this is well known this is but, the game mobs have a lot of mp or so I read on alla of a blm aspiring 2k or so mp from a worm and it still had mp.
Well our trooper happened to be a mp so...
Khidir uses Energy Drain
Khidir recovers 59mp
The battle started changing between the bugard and I; I stopped debuffing it because it couldn't kill me directly only by stalling with regen. I kept spamming ED on that trooper and it went pretty well until I absorbed over 600 mp from that orc then it went downhill again.
The bugard was at 20%ish and I kept getting returns of 29mp 20mp 12mp then 2mp...(seems like ED is a proportional ws in terms of absorption).
Well...lo and behold I hear Kay's voice in the ls, going to take some liberties for you to appreciate the humor
Not trying to sound too desperate(read: I did)...
khi>> Kay *see's her sharpening her scythe* Megalobugard
Kay>> {That's Interesting...}
Uh oh, gotta think quick
Megaolbugard uses Tusk!
*stoneskin is broken and takes 106 points of damage!*
shit
Driker>> you can just DoT kite it
Khi>> it'll gain *his refresh wears off /cancel*
*throws up refresh*
Megalo scores another critical hit!
Khi>> Kay you get 50% if the tusk drops
Kay>> *licks her scythe* Be right over on thf=3
Kay>> Don't die now
Khi>> good thing it can't kill me...
*Bugard breaks your SS*
FUCK YOU!
Well for another 5 mins or so it was me, a drained orc, and a ugly bastard 2 on 1. It wasn't fun.
You know when Byakuya is stabbed by Ichigo's hollow and he's just powerless? That's how I was pretty much until kay came.
A few dancing edges later he was down and I felt masculinated...no tusk drop either, I'll never farm here again EVER!
So then having nothing better to do I just hung out with kay and did some trial weapon work
Went to bed and got ready to exp
I also gave my pt the deathbait syndrome as well(read: use protection kids!). The pt wasn't so hot it had potential but lots of links made it otherwise.
everyone running twoards zone made me think of "Zomg scatter like nubs!" (yeah I need better one-liners shaddup).
Went to help vivi get a whisper for an avatar.
Neisan>> Sub nin you're tanking...
Khi>> You better have reraise then
(I was the only one who could do it); it was pretty fun getting there
Evil>> Khi can't believe you got yyr before me!
Nei>> If khi dies it'll be retribution!
Khi>> Hey I worked my ass off for this and I wont die...
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