The Quetzlcoatl Gimp's SS Gallery(Not 56k friendly)

[Rannoch]

I'm so gonna kill you.

 

[K. Ishitar]

I'm so gonna kill you.

sorry >_>; why do you have you cell on while you're in school anyways? just put it on silent

 

[Rannoch]

sorry >_>; why do you have you cell on while you're in school anyways? just put it on silent

I was gonna stay home since I missed my ride, but I got one anyway, and forgot to silence it, till It rang.. I always have my cell on me.

 

[K. Ishitar]

found a dead body...slightly warm...brb

went ahead and got her shot for gallery, although it was kinda three because i just snapped one unconsciously when we found her dead...
oh well

Minutes later as we progress....we find a decrepit gnole...not the most intimidating name in ffxi history...

Darsha: Wanna beat on it?
Khi: I thought you'd never ask...

Well this bastard was pretty tough and only dc... he was...hitting harder than the vt orc we fought earlier and had as much def as that orc and ate through darsha's shadows pretty quick

this is his mini benediction ws move that restores around...1.1k-1.4khp it's even worse at night with a full moon(2)

He did this about 3 times(read: we were royally fucked)

<3 the new expansion

More mobs to get my ass handed to by= priceless

 

[K. Ishitar]

one more victim....err passenger for the ride!

yay more aggro!

well i aggroed it but hey! didnt die this time!

getting the ancient toilet(read:maw) for this area you have to go in the past and activate them and go in the present to have them

we're almost there(thank God)

 

[K. Ishitar]

finally inside my homeland

getting the three pieces of evidence...of the airship wasnt hard

Decidence(and co.) invades Sandoria!

 

[K. Ishitar]

Jamal(ny) intercepts!

they fumble the ball(read: the evidence I gathered) and we go 0 : 1 against Jueno ; ; but Jamalny puts them in the outfield

and thats how i got these shiny new shoes and my first rank in the past

i start my first campaign in attempt for skill up...didn't go so great since the mobs were pushovers

overkill lawlz

these guys were pansies...i should've brought blue mage(lv43) the other ep orcs in the area were much stronger than these

 

[K. Ishitar]

the expansion is beautiful you gotta get it nei

btw darsha....ladybugs aggro they didnt aggro you because you're 5 levels higher than me see the curved ,pointy white eye spots on the front of their faces? that means they're evil lol

some notes for neisan

1. They can triple attack
2. They have no mp
3. Weak against ice
4. Strong against wind
5. Most likely weak against piercing i wasnt checking my daggers damage at the time

I also recommend against exploring east ronafure without invis up...i ran into a party of orcs and...it wasn't pretty no pics but almost died but i did learn something about sprites

i initially ran to it and it cured me, then i ran in a circle out of range and came back and it cured me again, they only cure once per seeing you and only if you have yellow hp

Well that's it for the expansion but I have a funny dynamis chat to close with...

DynamisHeretics had dyna bastok yesterday, during the run

Player1: EES!
Player2: No that was a ore toss lol
Player3: what's ees?
Player2: Ees EEs eeS= Eagle Eye Shot

a few mins later...

Eagle Eye for Eye Shot!!!

well that about wraps up this one, thanks and see you next time hope you enjoyed it

 

[StanDarsh]

Decidence(and co.) invades Sandoria!

lol, I laughed when the npc did /angry motion in the cs. That was the macro Ran used to use back when he was still hume and we went on our humping sprees in lower jeuno.

i start my first campaign in attempt for skill up...didn't go so great since the mobs were pushovers

Yeah, probably not the best place to skillup, try a harder zone like the ones I was mentioning to you guys i.e. Rolanberry, Sauromugue, any of the zones controlled by beastmen, bastok, or windhurst etc.

btw darsha....ladybugs aggro they didnt aggro you because you're 5 levels higher than me see the curved ,pointy white eye spots on the front of their faces? that means they're evil lol

My bad? D: And is it just me or do the lady bugs' head/eyes remind anyone else of Venom from Spider man? lol

 

[Rannoch]

I miss those times.

 

[K. Ishitar]

now that you mention it dar....yeah they do! that kinda freaked me out...

ladybugs irl arent aggressive >_>; but i was looking for trouble dar just like that tiger^^

fun times regardless we should do it again


logging online rann

 

[Rannoch]

I'm having graphic card problems, i'll be online shortly >>

 

[K. Ishitar]

no rush need to update credit card info but can't remember my own POL password...

 

[K. Ishitar]

small update

I've been on a lving streak for the past few days, this for me is like 4 levels...total for others that'd be modest. I don't level a lot because of the people >_> I would've touched bst but I needed to rebuy my gear back for it so on with the 15 or so pics >_>

on my smn^^

had this gem casted on me(read:rainstorm) ups the power of my water based attacks, i didn't get a chance to try with levy because i was mainhealing only brought out levy for a sc partner with the thf and carby for glittering ruby

now i did get a chance to use windstorm and garuda with aero II didn't see a drastic improvement however i only used it twice, it could just affect the caster with the weather and not the avatar which probrably means it's useless unless you have the smn relic horn or body, but that's just speculation since i only did it twice

roc was up for about 15mins i think unclaimed...if only i had organized faster >_< because it was claimed about 1 or 2 mins after we got there by BloodofLegends

they killed but according to the whm, they only got the crimson sword so oh...well=D

 

[K. Ishitar]

i sold gear from all jobs except smn >_<...need to rebuy my hq rings for str and dex i noticed my damage was slightly lower than usual(read:irksome)

got two new tools mandibular bite and stinking gas both awesome

pt left shortly after i got my level, decided to help a flocker in getting the final bst af aka monster trousers

your favorite gimp horribly lost in the wide white cold >_>;

1 75bst, 60bst, and your gimp(70rdm/blm)

For this fight three nm mobs spawn, two tigers(charmable) and a hound(not charmable) the bsts would charm the tigers while i melee and debuff the mob.

room cleaning

hit harder than i expected >_>;

 

[K. Ishitar]

semi-hectic tigers dying was crucial so they were tanking

congrats!

rav warming ecks up before dyna-sandoria, i was ready to get some relic this time lol

about 1-1.5 hours in dyna we get this message, cutting our dyna run in half...we hurried and got win for those who needed it and fought like crazy until maint. booted us

last action i saw was speder using Hundred Fists after that...we were force dced D: notice upper right hand corner

lost 9 byne bills from that run...wasn't pleased >_>; ???? you SE feh....thats it for now thanks for reading

 

[K. Ishitar]

bump bump bump! another update...

I have a lot of pictures to upload so...yeah around 140ish including yesterday I'll update the 60 or so I have atm but I have an errand to take care of so i'll update at a later date...searching for my last chapter so I can start a new one, I was going to end it at the point I beat maat but haven't touched it lately so yeah >_>;

Credit goes in part to janko for the title

Chapter Eighteen: Wings of the Goddes: The Procreating Grandpa?!, Campaign: The Gimp Assault, and the Jelly King

it was a quiet day in ArcaneGarden...The Gimp was broke so I resorted to leveling a job to level 10 and sell crystals to get back on my feet(and wanted to try sam), this soon gets to Morari and Neisan we set up a farming event in xarcabard.

Now at the time I thought we could do xarc because I thought the mobs that dropped the npc items were soloable(read:not really lol)so why not bring 3?

 

[K. Ishitar]

soon mor had to go afk i believe, well me and nei were more cautious but we tried tackling ahriman

NEI!!! NUUUUU!!!!(read: YES IN YOUR FACE BITCH!)

i swear I didnt try to mpk him on purpose although i was still laughing

eyes on me nearly killed me, i just shrugged off burst with barthunder making it 100dd

man i wish rdm had barlight and bardark...

i rest up and pick up a gore demon (tough war), not a bright idea...nei was waiting on r3 from mor and I was screwed...shouldve Nuke Slept instead of melee

JUST 10 secs later...Mor shows

damnit! the hero is supposed to be rescued in the LAST BREATH not the aftermath!

(i kid Mor, thanks for the r3)

 

[K. Ishitar]

just after we're both raised....the ahriman strikes back!

if i wasn't laughing hard when nei died the first time...I sure was now for him dying twice!@

 

[K. Ishitar]

new record! XD on a lv 50mob but hey i was happy!

left with about 30-40kish in drops sells slow so yet to be liquidated...

per request of Skreb....Genk will be out for your blood now >_>;

I took up Skreb's offer and went to meet them in Graueberg S its an area of the past thats connected to pashowmarshlands in the past, ran through the past version of pashow and damn it's beautiful...