The Quetzlcoatl Gimp's SS Gallery(Not 56k friendly)

just got home a little tired, sorry kay! and i'll be logging in soon asking davie if he wants to come
 
Try and drop me an IM baka, Just cause I'm not on FF doesn't mean I can't be.


Oh, and I beat the old man, so it's back to farming for me anyway. I'm usually up late these days since I'm not really doing anything else.
 
Bastard got me while I was afk. I demand a reshot!
 
Fistandantilus!!!!! Omg.. now I want to read >.>

DL Chronicals ftw
 
Bastard got me while I was afk. I demand a reshot!

Actually....I was thinking of this so I came up with something on the way to school.

After each update I'll have a random section for where anyone can send their shots in to have them in my gallery. Normally I wouldn't do this but you guys seem to like my sses pretty well, however not all of them turn out as I'd like them to be, nor am I able to be on all the time and stalk all you pretty thangs for your body shots.

Gotten a few of these over the course of time

Qcdner >> I ran past you can you take my shot?
Khi >> Sorry man, we're doing Beaucidine tonight Morwen will feed me to Yin and Yang if I don't hurry

Qcdner2 >> Hey man where can I meet you to take my shot?
Khi >> No idea, it just happens kinda random I'd come now, but kay has me by the ball and chain again=/

Of course they're other circumstances such as me whoring to campaign or bitching about nms that don't drop their stuff as I spam coffee to stay awake^^; but I think you get the picture.



This saves me space on my social website(thank god they let me use their media), and if there's enough sses I'll replace one of my chapters with them(and save myself some work).

So it's a win-win situation.

So here is the format!

You shall pm me with your name(ingame) and screenshots that you want posted here as well as type of sses. It can be several sses of an event or just a body shot and I'll sort them out into different sections based on type.

So if I wanted to send my sses of hakutaku run to khidir the title would be

Title:Khidir:Hakutaku SS!

The body of the pm:

(please let me be able to copy and paste so it saves me work!)

subchat adding to the picture(optional)

etc.

etc.


The same applies to people shot sses they can be individual or in a group. You are limited to 13 screenshots since I'm giving everyone their own post(under my name) with their name bolded and the event done or person shot.

Also, I'd like that you add text explaining how things went and long with some funny dialogue and some liberties to "enhance" the perspective of the character. Granted I'm a slave to making sses to you all but I'm a big fan of my gallery as well so I like rereading what I've done time and time again. And also, I like seeing new stuff to my gallery since I don't have access to everything or have every job leveled to use every ability.

Also relic owners and/or those with full rare armor sets or really pimped out chars are encouraged to apply.

Rules

Not everyone will be guarranteed a spot, and some people who send SSes repeatedly will be put on hold(in lack of a better word) so that everyone has an appearance. Some people also we aren't on the best terms but I'll try to work with you, unless I really don't like you(yes it's subjective but doesn't apply to many people). If you have any questions about this, just pm me and we'll talk it over it's one or two people that come to mind atm, so chances are it's not you.

Also reserving the right to deny sses on the following but not limited to...

1. Incredibly NSFW stuff, going to try and be liberal with this but really no shitting nipple .dats or something crazy(seriously)

2. Flameworthy material, you sending these SSes to me pm is a sign of guarrantee that the material is not offensive to other players including the subchat and that it's ok for me to post it.

3. Also I'm not putting a strict or direct standard on ss size since my own are pretty big themselves which are 1044 x 700ish, but if i can't push the "quote" button on the bottom of the pm, then I won't post it. Don't worry I'll send you a message saying I can't quote it.

4. Quetzy only! Sorry nothing personal but it's just for those on my server=/, if i get enough from other servers I'll consider removing this rule.

More things will be added and this will be requoted with new info as seen fit.

I like my gallery and put a lot of time and effort into it, I don't want it locked...you sending a pm means you understand and will follow the rules and format given. Only I will be posting the shots not you(just in case...it's flamey or nsfw by accident and I don't catch it).

Now go make me some purty things!
 
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I have to stop asking you for so much help....if it gets any heavier I'm sure I won't be able to even make it past my mog house without being yanked away=/

So uh...how good of a chance do I have of being free?

I won't run away I promise!
 
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Just a small recap, but me and kay failed to get filamented hold, but we got Cold Wave and we're heading to ullegerand range for frightful roar


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I only pray that she never levels a tank job....if she ever does I'll delevel my red mage to 4.

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Well I decided to go grab xarc op real quick, while kay would dualbox ecks on pld...

Ironically, Ecks himself decides to log on

Ecks >> Why am I naked and in the freezing xarc...?

Kay >> >:D!

>> Khi he should be mad I didn't even grab half of his gear...

Khi >> ~_~; poor ecks...

Poor Ecks indeed, he was going to have fun fighting tauri which love their mortal ray move=D. However...it's neccessary because the only thing worse than healing kay...is healing ecks on drk/sam. And I've seen kay do some stuff...like bloodfarming on thf until she has 50hp left...(saving shadows).

But then again I've done my stupid stuff(of course none comes to mind atm /snicker) as well.

Kayleen is the only one that can make him use pld with anything, you know I'd try to flatter him or something but I have no bewbs so I'm S.O.L there. He'd rather tank Ose on drk/sam than give me a break =/.

Well anyways I get my op and I set myself on follow to kay and afk to do some rl stuff...


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You know if I didn't know any better I think Rann had control of kay's char, if I didn't know better...

Khi >> ...lol

Kay >> We were almost there too! =D

Khi >> I hate you(again)


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After our little demon death parade we finally got to ullegerande range

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Ecks you silly noob, did you think we didn't get your pld for a reason? Time to die! >:F

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I think I get outdated with every year that goes on... no one thinks of the flintstones anymore when they see bronto infront of something? Then again that's just my bad humor at work again.

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My bastard child from Kayleen decided to tag along...

And noticing my bad spelling...

"You're such a poser" (referring to darsha's little getup)

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Dawwww....no here's something you don't see everyday. Bastard child is trying to woo his mommy over<3

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Now...he's just getting weird

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But then again I never knew Kay to show any type of affection twoards someone(of course because she's afk^^; ), I was suprised she didn't kill him when she came back but she hasn't seen these sses yet LoL.

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Keep it over there buddy....

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Thanks guys for helping, very good and essential spell for blu to have

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Ecks is walking it out? Didn't know Mr. Whiffer had moves!

Well it was time to head back to Pso'xia...

Kay >> We're going to Aydeedwa Subterrane for Filamented Hold
Khi >> Eh? I thought we'd go to Pso'xia since it's closer.
Kay >> The ones over at Aydeedwa are easier and repop faster...

Khi >> But I wanna....

In a flash I have a dagger at my neck, a sword pointing at my chest and kay holding her Sirocco Kukri(read: Chicken Knife) at my manhood...

Kay >> How much lighter do you want to be? You are gaining a little bit of weight...

/glare at Ecks (should've expected it, you kay zombie slave...)

Khi >> Rann why are you pointing that thing at me?! I thought you were on my side D:L
Rann >> Don't argue with Kayleen she has bewbs and a Chicken Knife!

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Khi >> So...who wants to go to Ayeedwa Subterrane?

>> Khi you just got whipped bitch (From rann)
Khi >> start writing your Will after this...

Kay >> That sounds like a great idea=3 /tugs ecks's and khi's ball and chain to whitegate...

If you're wondering why rann doesn't have one, it's because kay's main craft is cooking(sandwiches) and although she has all subcrafts capped, she never did learn how to make cuffs small enough for tarutaru, hence why nei and rann can just walk in and out of theslayers...

Also that is why there is no tarutaru in theslayers! =3

So we all went to whitegate in hopes of getting Filamented Hold

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And...I ssed this because people keep asking...just read

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Easily the most annoying spell that I've had to learn...and longest

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The Proud Elvaan race here to obliterate all lowly scum

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Karma being a bitch again...I'll have to woo her to her good side again /sigh

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Ecks get your fucking dong out of my face homo D:<

Kay...you only play dirty with me when I'm dead=/ necrophiliac

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Yeah I'm pretty convinced I'll never have a chance with kay if I'm alive...better to stay dead, but then I can't do anything?! D: (jk)

Went and did some besieged in god knows how long

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I was actually hitting mobs decently this time without an sh, but then again I had a better acc setup than the last time I did besieged

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You know it was all going swell and kickass until one fat bastard stood at my doorstep...

Hydra time

I hadn't die yet but I wasn't going to let it kick my ass

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I realize that I should probrably just stay the ???? out of the way, so I do and I get drawn in and get hit, but I survive! then i get aoe and die=/

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luckily it was the near end of besieged and a whm happened to raise me before it ended

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dadca
 
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Ah here's something a tad bit important...some of the subchat between sses from now on are given liberties for comedic value or to give more perspective on a person's personality. These are not meant to be demeaning or offensive if there's a problem then pm me.

Also page 75 filled out check it more when I get home
 
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such a fun thread ;D
 


























dadca
 
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check the near bottom of page 75 and read the SS
 
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