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Top 10 things Peter Griffen would like to say to America.

10. If George Bush had Dick Cheneys first name his name would be Dick Bush.
And I'll tell ya, I'd listen to a lot more of his speeches.

9. Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?

8. Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in playboy by now? I mean we did our part and sat through 7 seasons of Wings

7. Laura Bush Killed a guy.

6. This is the best moment in television since Mr. Belvedeer set on his own nuts and fainted.

5. Did you know Jim Balushi had a Brother who was in TV too?

4. Hey Ben Afflek and Matt Damon we're still waitin on that 2nd oscar winning script.

3. "I have always wanted to do this... Ladies and Gentleman, THe Max Wineberg 7"

2. If Jay Leno Makes you Laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a Person.

1. We should all buy more american made products which at last check is down to Porn and Cheesburgers.
 
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