Things that get you distracted while partying and end up in someone almost dieing.

  1. Those random woodies you get out of the blue. I thought that crap was supposed to end when you turn 18.
  2. I second midget porn.
  3. Nipple hairs. Sometimes they captivate me, and I'm stuck staring at my chest for a good 3-4 minutes with no conceivable excuse.
  4. Unavoidable smoke breaks. Roomies invite people over, they tell me to come outside now or miss it. Reraise, Benediction, /p "emergency afk", and run outside.
  5. Random woodies. Just got my second one while writing this post...
 
naked girlfriend
cig break
anything to do with being a pot head really
friends trying to make me get drunk at the bar
and being a drunken rdm/whm/blm

and the phone, i need to just go get a cordless one.
 
CmdrFly said:
  1. Those random woodies you get out of the blue. I thought that crap was supposed to end when you turn 18.
  2. I second midget porn.
  3. Nipple hairs. Sometimes they captivate me, and I'm stuck staring at my chest for a good 3-4 minutes with no conceivable excuse.
  4. Unavoidable smoke breaks. Roomies invite people over, they tell me to come outside now or miss it. Reraise, Benediction, /p "emergency afk", and run outside.
  5. Random woodies. Just got my second one while writing this post...
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Best (worst?) distractions ever.
 
1. well since mom aggro is popular, i add my vote to that.

2. woodies, only distract when im watching porn/otherwise i have my hand absentmindedly rub...yea anyways...

3. bf aggro >.>...

4. awesome beastmaster in AF walk by me, i mean those to horns totally pwns my smn's one horn...altho mine is straight...ironic...

5. looking at my mp drop from 1129 to 0 as im trying to keep the party healed in the middle of the fight and am amazed... (very rare this is...but it has happened to me)
 
Uzor said:
you seriously even bother playing FFXI during that time? o.O; If I was in a exp party I'd just warp out or fake DC... if it was during LS event I'd just tell them I have to go and explain later, lol.
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Actually the gf I had when I started playing this game noticed how much I played it and wanted to see if I could play while she serviced me. I didn't make it very long without going "AFK".
 
Taurothar said:
Actually the gf I had when I started playing this game noticed how much I played it and wanted to see if I could play while she serviced me. I didn't make it very long without going "AFK".
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Holy crap, Sabia you freakin' rock!

Forgive the finger-pointing, I haven't started a rumour in a while.
 
Well, let's see.

1. I suppose this would have to be the TV. I recently have bought a TV and have cable, and I am fascinated by it.

2. Since everyone already knows I'm a horny guy, I'm not going to even bother listing #2, as it's pretty obvious.

3. Arylias and many other friends will find the relevance of this distraction extremely funny. Random orange juice cravings.

4. Same as #2.
 
1.) <Friends> If you ditch me for video games one more time...
2.) <Parents> For godsake, it can't be that important!
3.) <Dog and/or Cat> Woof/meow
4.) <Miros> So, what are you wearing?
5.) <Mercator> So, wanna know what I'm wearing?
6.) fap fap fap fap fap fap
 
1. DS Lite w/WaroWare Touched and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
2. PSP w/GTA:Liberty City Stories
3. Wife offering me food
4. Wife offering me hot sex
5. Urge to go and get a BIG CUP of Coca~Cola and Cookies with Peanut Butter while puller gets the mob...
 
Negorissimo said:
4. Wife offering me hot sex
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This why you were AFK for 3 minutes last night?
 
Well for me it's
1: Crazy mom found something new to yell at me about(this seems to happen to during dynamis..)

2: Dog

3: food(I don't care what i'm doing, i'm drop anything to make a steak ^^)

4: Slurpee (see reason number 3 but add slurpee where steak is)

5: Marajade comes kidnaps me and makes me watch anime at his place( this has happened a lot, God i hate marajade so much >.<)

6: Friends offering free weed( yeah i'm a stoner now..)

7: Sex (Do you know how long it takes to blow up that damn doll -.-)

Well i would say tv and ps2 but since i'm a whm i can look back ever few seconds and heal or w/e lol.
 
Myrrh said:
Well for me it's
1: Crazy mom found something new to yell at me about(this seems to happen to during dynamis..)

2: Dog

3: food(I don't care what i'm doing, i'm drop anything to make a steak ^^)

4: Slurpee (see reason number 3 but add slurpee where steak is)

5: Marajade comes kidnaps me and makes me watch anime at his place( this has happened a lot, God i hate marajade so much >.<)

6: Friends offering free weed( yeah i'm a stoner now..)

7: Sex (Do you know how long it takes to blow up that damn doll -.-)

Well i would say tv and ps2 but since i'm a whm i can look back ever few seconds and heal or w/e lol.
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Lmao number 7 Sex (do you know how long is takes to blow up a damn doll -.-)

thats priceless.....
 
#1 Power outage!
Short of that, there is nothing that will get between me and gaming when it's time to slay some mobs.
 
The Tarutaru Council is always bringing up some new way to mess with the Galkas.
I get spammed with their /tells.
 
To be completely honest...being a drk, no one dies if I ever get distracted =P
 
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