This explains your "sex life" guys

Pasquale said:
Some porn stars are hot, but they are all unappealing. I could never have sex with someone who had more dicks in her than a detective convention.
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I could. Most women you meet have had their fare share of running the block. (Men too).

Meh, brains are less important to me than personality. I'd rather date a dumb but super fun chick than a smart boring girl. (I'm not saying all smart girls are boring or that all dumb girls are super fun.)
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I agree and disagree at the same time. Dumb awesome fun chicks are great, but yeah, sometimes I want a little brain in my woman even if she is a bore.

I was with this girl once, in her bed in her dorm. I was playing Gameboy, she was reading a book, i was resting my head in her lap. Now that was nice.
 
Genkaku said:
I could. Most women you meet have had their fare share of running the block. (Men too).
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There is a difference between a girl who has had sex before and a girl who has had a train full of dicks pull into her station.
 
Zephayra said:
Oh, so it's like the equivalent of the woman's rule of 5; in a group of men, there's one nice guy and 4 dumb asses.
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The important thing is, most guys know which they are.

I wear my dumb ass badge proudly. lol
 
Humor tend to come with brains, though.

And no, I'd never date a super smart nerdy chick that only read books all day.
 
Humor comes with brains? Not often


Usually it's one or the other and one "sense" is obviously better than another

and must spread more rep to zeph, kotsu, and genk lol
 
I won't lie, I go after a little bit of everything. Looks, personality, fun, future goals, financial stability, responsibility, intelligence.

I need to look for dedication and honesty next lol I finds da bitches yo
 
Kotsu said:
I won't lie, I go after a little bit of everything. Looks, personality, fun, future goals, financial stability, responsibility, intelligence.

I need to look for dedication and honesty next lol I finds da bitches yo
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All of that right here, baby.
 
Zephayra said:
Oh, so it's like the equivalent of the woman's rule of 5; in a group of men, there's one nice guy and 4 dumb asses.
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Kotsu said:
The important thing is, most guys know which they are.

I wear my dumb ass badge proudly. lol
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Zephayra said:
All of that right here, baby.
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You got it :bb:

I think this logical progression show's that women love us assholes, even if they can identify the 80% of us in a group :halo:
 
Ill proudly admit i wear my dumbass badge all the time. i just needa find myself a smart fun girl sadly lately most of my girlfriends have been strippers and no im not lieing guys and im not gonna give out my secrets on how i date strippers and for future questions i DO NOT pick them up at the stripclub
 
Kotsu said:
You got it :bb:

I think this logical progression show's that women love us assholes, even if they can identify the 80% of us in a group :halo:
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Assholes are usually the most fun, that's why.

However, there's kind of a difference between a guy who is an asshole 100% of the time just because he wants to be one (you know the one's I'm talking about; women love him even though he treats them like dirt), and a guy who can be a dumbass (says retarded things, has done retarded things) but has other redeeming qualities, and is not always an asshole to his lady love.

We women are onto your secret. We know you're all dogs. Just not 100% of the time.
 
Zephayra said:
Assholes are usually the most fun, that's why.

However, there's kind of a difference between a guy who is an asshole 100% of the time just because he wants to be one (you know the one's I'm talking about; women love him even though he treats them like dirt), and a guy who can be a dumbass (says retarded things, has done retarded things) but has other redeeming qualities, and is not always an asshole to his lady love.

We women are onto your secret. We know you're all dogs. Just not 100% of the time.
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They're onto our secret?! Lucki, quick, burn our sextapes!
 
Kotsu said:
They're onto our secret?! Lucki, quick, burn our sextapes!
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Sad thing is, it's really no secret.

Edit: Adding on to previous posts, statistically, a woman is going to end up with a dumb ass anyways, hyuck :dur:
 
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Iunno, maybe I'm just a good judge of character. Probably got that from my father, he just need to look at someone and he can tell you their life story. Give me 5 min with someone and I can tell you everything about them, so I usually pick the ones with a combination of looks, intelligence and humor/personality.
 
Well, I dont like the skinny chicks.

I dont like the fat chicks.

I like the chicks that have a little pudge, hold their weight well, and are sincere.

The girl ive been with for 16 months weighs 160 lbs and is 5'9". not obese by any standards, but not supermodel thing. Shes funny, smart (Except she can not spell to save her life), attractive, and good in bed. Granted, shes been with more guys than I can count on 2 hands (justtttt barely), but somehow she picked me and has taught me (lol yes, taught me!) and actually loves me instead of being some fuck buddy.

I tend to be described as a jack of all trades guy. I was pro Halo2 player, in the top jazz band in Arizona, played Soccer all my life, and my senior year was 6 AP courses. Im a dumbass when I want to be, funny all the time (Too much sometimes), a little clingy, sweet hearted and sincere.

Somehow it fits. Iunno
 
Well.. for me the small brain picks them but the bigger brain keeps them.. Normally dumb and or annoying ones last a week or less. I typically think that i am in that 20% of nice guys.. which is probably the reason that i end up as the "friend" as often as i do. :mad: Although being a "friend" does have its benefits from time to time..
 
There is a running "Rule of 3" joke about one of my friends. If we're all hanging out, and he says "Guys, I hooked up with this gorgeous girl last night. She was at least a 10." We all say, "So she was a 7".

Also, Genk, why not have both? (hotness and brains). Asia Carrera was a porn star and Mensa member.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia_Carrera
 
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