This forum sucks. You guys are not mean enough to eachother
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Keits you flaming homo.
Why should we be mean just cuz some dorkwad on the forums says so.
I see no reason we cant all get along OKAY.
So like stoofoo and sit with the other mean kids in the corner because we're like too cool for you!
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Btw, nice sig LOSER!
Why should we be mean just cuz some dorkwad on the forums says so.
I see no reason we cant all get along OKAY.
So like stoofoo and sit with the other mean kids in the corner because we're like too cool for you!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Btw, nice sig LOSER!
Bite me, field gear boy.
Re: This forum sucks. You guys are not mean enough to eacho
Is having the target of our flames be on the board becoming a prerequisite? Personnally, I don't care whether someone who pisses me off is here or oblivious of this board's existence. Idiots stench up my life. Noobs piss me off. And sometimes fellow forum-posters need to read back what they write. Sadly, not enough of those around to have all-out f-lame wars (...was that a typo? Hmmmmaybe?)
Oh, by the way, where are the rolling eyes? I feel sarcasm slapping in my face.
Keits said:
Is having the target of our flames be on the board becoming a prerequisite? Personnally, I don't care whether someone who pisses me off is here or oblivious of this board's existence. Idiots stench up my life. Noobs piss me off. And sometimes fellow forum-posters need to read back what they write. Sadly, not enough of those around to have all-out f-lame wars (...was that a typo? Hmmmmaybe?)
Oh, by the way, where are the rolling eyes? I feel sarcasm slapping in my face.
WTF.
STFU.
STFU.
STFU N00b You Suxx0rz, I pwn u 2 biatch
*fingers twitching from bad typing, wipes sweat from brow*
*fingers twitching from bad typing, wipes sweat from brow*
Doesn't anyone realize that he REALLY needs attention . . .
this forum is to Keits what a set of car keys is to a three year old . . .
rattle the keys and he gets happy . . . leave him with no stimuli and he sulks.
Happy Keits?
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this forum is to Keits what a set of car keys is to a three year old . . .
rattle the keys and he gets happy . . . leave him with no stimuli and he sulks.
Happy Keits?
:roll:
Dirgesong said:
heee
my little siblings loved playing with those those (I'm the oldest, but I'm a crusty hostile thing and I probably just threw them at people).
I think my favority toy as a kid was these big rubber cube things that had letters on them and a drawing or something starting with that letter. Except they were made in some country where another language was spoken so you'd get things like "A" with a picture of a seal. Even then I thought it was pretty amusing. :shock:
My excuse for tonight's ramblyness is the drunkenness of me. Please continue.
STFU Keits. *hugs*
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There are NO hugs! Kiets is a big phlaming homo and he knows it. He can take his asshat-anorexic self to the little kiddy board all he wants! Wait, we dont have a kiddy board? Well then thats just too damn fucking bad.
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Go Keits Go! Go Keits Go!
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True that there has been a serious lull in which Keits has been able to really lay into someone.................................................
I miss it.
I miss it.
Sarcasm...A tool in which to pump up the deliverers ego. In a perfect world it would be a sign to all who hear it that the person being sarcastic is in some sort of doubt or generally not feeling very good about himself. but alas tis NOT a perfect world ...and the sarcasm only confirms the general consensus view of themselves...in other words...Keits..we are ALL fucked up in one way or another...Its how we deal with it that counts. This is the way you choose to deal with it...with a flameboard...Its a waste of intelligence...and you are very intelligent...Im just trying to understand.Is it the rush you get when you reply?
Jazzy said:
Its probably something more sick... deeper, pent up desires to just go nuts and say whatever I want to any idiot who does something stupid. I cant do this in real life... and my need is probably the result of 8+ years in retail/public relations work.
Believe it or not, the Keits is a people person.
Imagine being a younger Keits, completely unjaded and yet to become bitter. You are working at an amusement park, called Paramount's Kings Island. You are working in the 'Games' department, and that day, like many other days, you must run a game called 'Plate Break'.
A man, reeking of smoke a beer, walks up to the game. He notices the large lettering above the game:
Plate Break
The man then notices all the people playing it. These people are throwing balls at plates, in what seems like an attempt to break them[/b].
The man then glances up at the board that has the rules and pricing on it. It says, clearly, "1 Dollar for 1 Ball, Break a Plate to Win Choice!". His beer-goggles may prevent this upstanding citizen from reading the sign...
One of the man's children (being watched by a drunk man in a crowded amusement park) grabs his arm and says "Daddy daddy! I want to break a plate!" His other child then says "Daddy win me one of those! I know you can break the plates!"
The man approches the game, and asks me: "How do you play?"
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I dont answer. I just turn and look at the sign above the game. It still says "Plate Break". I then turn to look at the few other people throwing balls at plates. And then, just to check, I glance up at the rules of the game. Then, my nostrils filled with the stench of redneck, I turn to the man again and say..
"1 dollar gets you 1 ball, if you break a plate, you get your choice in plushies."
What do you think I really wanted to say?
How do you think it feels to see that exact same event 50-100 times a day?
I feel this way every time I play FFXI.
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/em looks around....
Oh! I finally see it! The "how to play Final Fantasy without pissing Keits off" Sign!
1. Make sure Keits approves of your name, because if you have a name that Keits doesnt like you are a bad player.
2. Keep a calculator handy so you can use this formula: amount of exp per hour + how many times you felt like the most awesome person ever (Keits) x the number of people you feel superior to = amount of fun you have had.
3. If Keits tells you you are doing something wrong, you are forever a bad player and cannot be redeemed, on the bright side you will have 15 minutes of fame on the QCDN flameboard.
4. Dont bother telling Keits that you are trying something different, different = bad.
4. You have no right to point out that Keits put in two number fours, but you are an idiot for reading the second number four because we all know there are only one of each number in a list, stupid.
5. Dont bother telling Keits that you can play the game however you want, Keits plays this game too and if you are not playing to his standards you shouldnt be playing at all.
6. Keits has the right to attack anyone he sees fit for any of the above reasons, whether or not he has actually interacted with them in the game.
7. If you are japanese, none of these rules apply, becuase japanese players are simply better than anyone else (except Keits).
Did I get all of them Keits? I know I'll be using these rules every time I play from now on.
-Ham :shock:
p.s. Unless you havent figured it out by now this is a joke based from boredom and attacks Keits has used, and attacks that have been directed at Keits
Oh! I finally see it! The "how to play Final Fantasy without pissing Keits off" Sign!
1. Make sure Keits approves of your name, because if you have a name that Keits doesnt like you are a bad player.
2. Keep a calculator handy so you can use this formula: amount of exp per hour + how many times you felt like the most awesome person ever (Keits) x the number of people you feel superior to = amount of fun you have had.
3. If Keits tells you you are doing something wrong, you are forever a bad player and cannot be redeemed, on the bright side you will have 15 minutes of fame on the QCDN flameboard.
4. Dont bother telling Keits that you are trying something different, different = bad.
4. You have no right to point out that Keits put in two number fours, but you are an idiot for reading the second number four because we all know there are only one of each number in a list, stupid.
5. Dont bother telling Keits that you can play the game however you want, Keits plays this game too and if you are not playing to his standards you shouldnt be playing at all.
6. Keits has the right to attack anyone he sees fit for any of the above reasons, whether or not he has actually interacted with them in the game.
7. If you are japanese, none of these rules apply, becuase japanese players are simply better than anyone else (except Keits).
Did I get all of them Keits? I know I'll be using these rules every time I play from now on.
-Ham :shock:
p.s. Unless you havent figured it out by now this is a joke based from boredom and attacks Keits has used, and attacks that have been directed at Keits
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ThisIsHamburgler said:
dont forget number 8- regardless of rules 1-7....keits is always right
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Oh damn, that was the fine print... and rule number 9: If you break any of these rules, kill yourself.
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addition to rule number 9....you may not kill yourself...there will be hangings from the lightposts in jeuno and executions in front of the AH daily held by the almighty keits(gustapo)
masterorion said:
Idiots and noobs shall be checked at the city gates.
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