Raivyn said:
Yep I looked at it again, still doesn't add up.
2000 Spring Graduated Somerset Highschool, valedictorian. State champion: 300M intermediate hurdles
2000 Fall Enter University of Kentucky as a Biology major with 29 AP credits from highschool. Sophomore status is 30 hours.
2004 Spring Graduate University of Kentucky 4.0 GPA in Biology, and an academic all-american in Track. Accepted to the University of Kentucky college of medicine and awarded full tuition scholarship.
2004 fall Enter UKCoM
2005 fall Enter M2
Monday: Bacteriology exam.
http://locker.uky.edu/~amwill7
Our academic chair's website. Still has virology stuff because she has a sty in her eye and wasn't able to put the bacteriology stuff up this time. Click on Kaplan's lecture. Freaking HILARIOUS. The guy seemed angry at the world.
Say something a 2nd year would say...
"**** I need sleep"
"Amiodarone recently replaced lidocaine as the antiarrhythmic emergency standard of care for out-of-hospital v-fib that shocks weren't helping."
"Goddammit why doesn't she put the microphone AROUND HER NECK???"
"N of 1 trial is the top gun of medicine"
"Clindamycin...dang do you remember what that one does?"
"Prot...dna...no wait..."
"**** I forget. Why do we need to know this for IID? We have ****ing pharm in the spring..."
"PROTEIN"
"...protein what?"
"I don't know, something about protein."
"We're all screwed monday, aren't we?"
"Mmmmhm."
"Look it up."
"Friggin 50s subunit just like the rest. Elongation. Anaerobes are weak to it. If you give it like an asshat the patient gets clostridium dificile colonization and ****s on the floor a lot."
"Awesome."