This man has sex 15 times a day.

260 HP? Pussy. 840 HP? Weakling. I have the strenght of 1000 HP. I'd prove it too by lifting a fully loaded bigrig trailer, but I don't like showing my strength.
 
15 times a day is ridiculous.

Also, if I drank butter, I'm pretty sure I would be having sex zero times a day. I can't imagine the sight of me chugging a warm yellow glass would turn my girlfriend on very much.
 
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