to no one in particular

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would hit. Got any more pics?
 
Cock-eyed. Tee-hee.
/obligatory.
 
Lucki--wtf? When I told you to put a ring on that girl's finger, I meant the left hand!
 
... is that a paddle on the wall above the mantle?

Yes, yes it is. We found it in one of the basement closets when we moved in. And it has seen many an ass since :spiteful:
 

I'll tie you to a chair and leave you alone in a dark room with a Rod Stewart's Maggie May playing on repeat. Bitch.
 
I'll tie you to a chair and leave you alone in a dark room with a Rod Stewart's Maggie May playing on repeat. Bitch.

What makes you think you'd be able to tie me down, sugarbooger?
 
Christ. That's mean.
 
What makes you think you'd be able to tie me down, sugarbooger?

I've seen pictures. Don't think I have any issue about hitting a man with glasses. I don't. I will club your ass over the head without even thinking about it.
 
I've seen pictures. Don't think I have any issue about hitting a man with glasses. I don't. I will club your ass over the head without even thinking about it.

But you're a woman (or so I hear). Isn't your weakness leaving the kitchen?
 
But you're a woman (or so I hear). Isn't your weakness leaving the kitchen?

They also have power over the dining room which usually has chairs. I'm not sure if this falls under that jurisdiction or not...I'd be careful nonetheless.
 
And your laundry. Pink Fruit O' the Looms for you.
 
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