Well Maseki we've always been cool and all. I remember we damn near static'd my glorious Paladin with your gimpy Dragoon all the way from like mid 50s to damn near 75. And I took a shell to your Notorious Hunters back when it was young and nooby but at the time I wasn't interested in end-game since I already had A Hands for my BLM and ya were taking like lvl 40s to go camp Serket which weirded me out.
Well fast forward a while around the same time I decided it was time for me to pimp out my PLD and WHM OH was pretty new and invited me in. At this point I'd say I had excellent relations with people of every LS except a few BoL people I didn't like cause they were douchbags(I think they gone from BoL now anyway, so that's a moot point).
Well I noticed lately everyone been down each other's throats, so I been thinking long and hard about some ideas to solve all our endgame drama problems(besides the obvious which is actually kick people for spreading bullshit rumors but let's not go there!!!):
Plan 1: Scapegoat
My plan here is we find a scapegoat, who has little or nothing to do with all our problems, and endlessly attack him diverting all attention to him. As shown in the above picture, I would suggest that person be of black or mexican descent. Or both. The most important thing, is we be consistant on our attacks, and if we drive him far far away, to continue to blame him after his departure.
Plan 2: Alcohol
We should just all get stark raving drunk one night and steal and MPK the shit out of everyone in a huge alliance or two. By the end of the night we'll all be guilty of so much wrong we'll have no choice but to shut up because you can't rightfully flame somebody over something you did yourself.
Plan 3: Common Enemy
As we all know, for every minor thing we spend 50 pages speculating on, like rudeness levels, stealing from each other while wiping and curt/snobby comments, Those damn Japanese endgame LS are all MPKing the shit outa people and we sitting here taking it up the rear. We should just fuck em up. At any rate even if we still hate each other we'll have let off some steam.
Plan 4: Marry Ellmmire and Cohibu
As we all know, when women try and stir up stuff, it means they either are on their period or not getting screwed enough. It has become apparent to me that Elemmire lusts for Cohibu's hot body and wants to have him day and night. Hell the two already fight enough to be a married couple, let's all just hope their kids aren't as ugly as their parents.
Plan 5: Ballista
We all just kick the shit out of each other in Ballista til everyone satified. I'm not sure how Ballista works... I even done it a few times and didn't quite understand. All I figured out is that PVP is better left to shoot em ups. But if you wanna pretend to be Frodo or whatever and go whack each other with swords, whatever. The only rule is I don't have to come because I'd probably be freaking bored.
Plan 6: Trading Leaders
You ever seen that show Trading Spouses? To be honest I didn't but I did see that Chappelle Skit on it and it made me laugh, so this idea is sure to work. I'm sure we'll all learn a lot from each other!!!
Plan 7: Blackmage Revolution
One of these days all us BLM will get together in secret and realize that the only job that's any good at all is BLM. Who needs tanks, healers and support when you can stun every game minute and spam 18 Thundaga 3s? Screw skillchains, screw provoke. When all the BLM from the different LS get together forming a super LS, this old order where my BLM brothers and sisters serve you worthless melees will be just a shadow of a memory!
Disclaimer: The preceding article was not for flaming purposes but purely entertainment. If at any time you were offended, all sexist racist and inflammatory remarks are not my view but the view of my imaginary friend Bob who worked closely with me on this article. Chill out people!!!
Well fast forward a while around the same time I decided it was time for me to pimp out my PLD and WHM OH was pretty new and invited me in. At this point I'd say I had excellent relations with people of every LS except a few BoL people I didn't like cause they were douchbags(I think they gone from BoL now anyway, so that's a moot point).
Well I noticed lately everyone been down each other's throats, so I been thinking long and hard about some ideas to solve all our endgame drama problems(besides the obvious which is actually kick people for spreading bullshit rumors but let's not go there!!!):
Plan 1: Scapegoat
My plan here is we find a scapegoat, who has little or nothing to do with all our problems, and endlessly attack him diverting all attention to him. As shown in the above picture, I would suggest that person be of black or mexican descent. Or both. The most important thing, is we be consistant on our attacks, and if we drive him far far away, to continue to blame him after his departure.
Plan 2: Alcohol
We should just all get stark raving drunk one night and steal and MPK the shit out of everyone in a huge alliance or two. By the end of the night we'll all be guilty of so much wrong we'll have no choice but to shut up because you can't rightfully flame somebody over something you did yourself.
Plan 3: Common Enemy
As we all know, for every minor thing we spend 50 pages speculating on, like rudeness levels, stealing from each other while wiping and curt/snobby comments, Those damn Japanese endgame LS are all MPKing the shit outa people and we sitting here taking it up the rear. We should just fuck em up. At any rate even if we still hate each other we'll have let off some steam.
Plan 4: Marry Ellmmire and Cohibu
As we all know, when women try and stir up stuff, it means they either are on their period or not getting screwed enough. It has become apparent to me that Elemmire lusts for Cohibu's hot body and wants to have him day and night. Hell the two already fight enough to be a married couple, let's all just hope their kids aren't as ugly as their parents.
Plan 5: Ballista
We all just kick the shit out of each other in Ballista til everyone satified. I'm not sure how Ballista works... I even done it a few times and didn't quite understand. All I figured out is that PVP is better left to shoot em ups. But if you wanna pretend to be Frodo or whatever and go whack each other with swords, whatever. The only rule is I don't have to come because I'd probably be freaking bored.
Plan 6: Trading Leaders
You ever seen that show Trading Spouses? To be honest I didn't but I did see that Chappelle Skit on it and it made me laugh, so this idea is sure to work. I'm sure we'll all learn a lot from each other!!!
Plan 7: Blackmage Revolution
One of these days all us BLM will get together in secret and realize that the only job that's any good at all is BLM. Who needs tanks, healers and support when you can stun every game minute and spam 18 Thundaga 3s? Screw skillchains, screw provoke. When all the BLM from the different LS get together forming a super LS, this old order where my BLM brothers and sisters serve you worthless melees will be just a shadow of a memory!
Disclaimer: The preceding article was not for flaming purposes but purely entertainment. If at any time you were offended, all sexist racist and inflammatory remarks are not my view but the view of my imaginary friend Bob who worked closely with me on this article. Chill out people!!!
