Todays random thread brought to you by Sir Mix-A-Lot

[rabidsquirrel]

I just thought I would share with everyone some words from a true American poet, a Sir Mix-A-Lot. (oh and if you are easily offended you might not want to read on)


"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f*ck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back"

Sorry to subject everyone to this but I have had this song bouncing around my head for 2 days now, so I figured I would share the love.

 

[OniTatsujin]

rofl, you must be bored...or you are serious about sharing it :shock:

 

[rabidsquirrel]

Mostly the bored part, I hate waiting for my clients to send me information.

/em bangs head into desk repeatedly

 

[OniTatsujin]

ooo
that reminds me of Arfenhouse, this guy at work gets pissed so he starts banging his head on the edge of his desk and blood sprays everywhere, but he continuesly says:
"Break time! Break time! break time! break time!"

 

[anesly]

I just thought I would share with everyone some words from a true American poet, a Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Sir Mix-A-Lot makes me proud to live in Seattle *teary eyed*

I went to the (RL) wedding of a friend (who also played FFXI). It was typical wedding stuff, lots of flowers, etc, pretty subdued. After the ceremony, someone requested Sir Mix-A-Lot, and the DJ obliged. Just about everyone joined in--bride, bridesmaids, family, wallflowers--apparently no one could resist the call O o (well, I didn't join in, but I have Reasons (tm)). It was great to see the bride in a gigantic wedding dress really getting into it. Heh.

(Someone once told me my primary motivation in life is amusement--I think they were right ^^; )

 

[asiamise]

at last, the lyrics to the all time hip hop classic ^^

even an old metal head like me appreciates some damn good rhymes.
i miss mix-a-lot

 

[Ellah]

/concur

Yes, although you can't spell crap without rap, Sir-Mix-A-Lot is pretty good ... *goes looking for that old CD that has to be somewhere here*

 

[Kicker15]

ahh yes one of the classics.. :wink:

 

[jender]

LOL!!!!! I remember that sh*t!!! Rock on!!!!

/em shakes her booty


Kissies, JENder :twisted:

 

[rabidsquirrel]

Thats one of those songs that you cant help but love.

 

[Mr.Wonko]

I don't love it.

 

[Sabia]

I do love it, especially when I'm drunk and dancing on a table :shock:

 

[anesly]

I don't love it.

Clearly you are not drunk enough.
*hands out Margaritas*

 

[Amnathyr]

I honestly think of it amusing sick and strange that a guy can write a like
5hr (sure feels like it) song about butts.That are big and round.Is it supposed to be about JLo?Some kid said i'd be the next JLo *looks in the mirror and laughs*
A: I'm not Puerto Rican
B:I can't dance(except ddr)
C:I'm not from the bronx
D: I don't like marc anthony