Tom was an interesting character. He was born with batallia downs syndrome, so he wasn't a great scholar, but he had lots of charisma. His favorite foods were chocobo adobo and really rad rarab rump roast. He was born in the garbage shitadel, but his parents wanted him to have a better life because he got lots of aggro for being different. Therefore, they moved to Windurst. It's too big to find anyone there.
Sometime, Tom was very hungry. He ran to the cooking guild but it was darksday. No go. He hates darksday now.
When asked what his favorite berry is, it is a tonberry. There are a ton of them apparently, or maybe they weigh a ton. They are good, that is what matters.
Someone once offered Tom a job as a local dragoon. Tom laughed and said "What do you think I am, stupid? I'll never get invited to parties that way!" Being a party animal, Tom needed to keep his moxie.
One time, an NPC's friends were kidnapped and taken to some place near Kazham. He set out in a quest to rescue them, the rewards were rumored to be Sis Kebabi. He had one earlier, and it tasted like inflated economy. Then he went to the temple of uggalepih. It was named this by letter lottery with extra weight being given to vowels. Anyhow, he found some tonberries guarding the friend he needed to rescue. He ran over, but accidentally aggroed a CoP mission monster and was "Drawn in".
He cried out in anger. "No! I must fight the tonberries."
A voice from the back of his head said "No Tom, you are the tonberries."
And Tom was a tonberry.
Sometime, Tom was very hungry. He ran to the cooking guild but it was darksday. No go. He hates darksday now.
When asked what his favorite berry is, it is a tonberry. There are a ton of them apparently, or maybe they weigh a ton. They are good, that is what matters.
Someone once offered Tom a job as a local dragoon. Tom laughed and said "What do you think I am, stupid? I'll never get invited to parties that way!" Being a party animal, Tom needed to keep his moxie.
One time, an NPC's friends were kidnapped and taken to some place near Kazham. He set out in a quest to rescue them, the rewards were rumored to be Sis Kebabi. He had one earlier, and it tasted like inflated economy. Then he went to the temple of uggalepih. It was named this by letter lottery with extra weight being given to vowels. Anyhow, he found some tonberries guarding the friend he needed to rescue. He ran over, but accidentally aggroed a CoP mission monster and was "Drawn in".
He cried out in anger. "No! I must fight the tonberries."
A voice from the back of his head said "No Tom, you are the tonberries."
And Tom was a tonberry.
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