Top Ten Off Beat Beauty Pageants

[Kipsy]

Those are great. Nothing like having two busty wenches trying to sell you their chicken by yelling"Come look at our great big breasts!"

LOL!!! I would walk around and say to the people (holding those yummy cones of cinnamon roasted almonds) "Are you enjoying the King's nuts?" I love that for a summer, saying that to random people was acceptable <3

I <3 the Ren Fest!! (BTW - I have been to quite a few, and the one in Holly, Mich is by far the best.)

Haha, Jen dear, that's about...10 minutes away from where I live XD YOU STALKER! XD

But yes, the Ren Fest in Holly is super. Ded bob anyone?

 

[Xelos]

Those are great. Nothing like having two busty wenches trying to sell you their chicken by yelling"Come look at our great big breasts!"

LOL!!! I would walk around and say to the people (holding those yummy cones of cinnamon roasted almonds) "Are you enjoying the King's nuts?" I love that for a summer, saying that to random people was acceptable <3

I <3 the Ren Fest!! (BTW - I have been to quite a few, and the one in Holly, Mich is by far the best.)

Well right off the bat I knew you were talking about a Ren fest in another place because nobody asked me if "I was enjoying the King's nuts"

LOL Jender that is hillarious, I would pay money to have the right to ask people that. Oh well.....go ren fest!

 

[Amnathyr]

ok the Miss Gothic Massachusets (sp?) looks like a Target Halloween costume reject
I know 7th graders who are more gothic than her

 

[Dirgesong]

If you think she is Dirgesong should take you out to Machine one night

Machine is gone

ok the Miss Gothic Massachusets (sp?) looks like a Target Halloween costume reject
I know 7th graders who are more gothic than her

Maybe she cleaned house in the Bend-Stomp-Kick dance competition . . .

because she has no fake hair, no goggles, and there's no visible boots.

when my internet isn't censored I'll go find Ms. Goth Alberta for a good laugh and compare.

 

[Sabia]

I think this is the recent Miss Goth Alberta....I may be wrong but she was it recently anyway....

Everyone meet Demonika... *makes a spooky sound*

 

[Dirgesong]

that'd be the one

 

[Phraust]

Goth chicks scare the shit out of me :shock:

So big and scary and falling out of their corsets!!

Sweet lord

I love industrial shows . . . like, Come on

Imperative Reaction was so much fun

Goth Dance:
*arms behind your back*
*semi-bend over*
*rear up for a big angry stomp*
*bring foot down fast*
*stop right before it hits the ground*
*kick out line dancing style*
*keep repeating in and rock side to side*

no no no... you got it all wrong..

Goth Dance:

Step Step
Pick up penies
Show em to god.
Repeat.

=]

 

[Dirgesong]

the fact this exists is hilarious
http://www.gothpunk.com/howtos/how-to-dance-gothic.html